It’s Jessica Simpson! … who’s ready for the mounting credit card losses? … Brooke Hogan in a bikini always stirs debate … 12 major brands that could disappear this year, including Esquire? … Susan Boyle as a metaphor for hope, and it’s not a good thing …TBL reader Jerry O’Connell is getting hounded by paparazzi in Toronto … FBI agents busted videotaping girls trying on prom dresses … after the jump, Andy Roddick’s new wife …

Stephen Curry’s dad, the old Hornets sharpshooter, claims his son really has not made a decision about turning pro. (Charlotte Observer)

T-Mac, not sold on the Cavaliers. (Sports Radio Interviews)

Semin scores twice, Caps finally beat the Rangers, trim the series deficit to 2-1. (Wash Post)

Jaguars lock up Torry Holt for three years. (Times-Union)

Why we don’t think the Seahawks will draft Sanchez fourth. (Seattle Times)

We’re over Roger Clemens, but we are eager to hear what this porn star has to say about hooking up with Rocket. (NYDN)

Anyone want to buy the swanky Cleveland home of Larry Hughes? (Cleveland Scene)

ESPN’s John Buccigross talks to a blog. (Barry Melrose Rocks)

Will anybody ask this of Goodell during his NFL.com chat today? (Joe Bucs Fan)

Jay Cutler’s college coach: He’s no whiner. (Blogdown Chicago Bears)

Hey, look! It’s Matt Ryan filming a Sportscenter commercial with the morning team of Hannah Storm and Josh Elliott. (Boston Herald)

Forget about Stephen Strasburg – what about the Florida high schooler who keeps tossing no-hitters? (Online Sports Guys)