A hodgepodge of media thoughts and callous observations from the weekend, including more relentless mocking of the Bill Cosby debacle.

* Really liked Jon Gruden’s work on the NFL Network set. Sure, we bash Chucky in these waters from time-to-time (his haircut this weekend seemed better suited for a kid in the Sandlot), and his desperate attempt to inquire about the Notre Dame job (through his agent) while Weis was still around was weak. But, he had a few great lines Sunday, and our favorite was after Mike Mayock got finished raving (“future starter”) about Pittsburgh 7th round pick, OL AQ Shipley: “He’s gotta be one of your neighbors or your friends.”

* Only one Jets mention here, since Gang Green gets its own post: “You had to wince when ESPN’s Steve Young called USC quarterback Mark Sanchez ‘presidential,’ as if Sanchez is off to fix the economy or end a war.”

* Name of the draft: Captain Munnerlyn to the Panthers at 216. Runner up: Slade Norris to Oakland at 126. Sounds like a cross between a porn star and a tough street fighter.

* There was no Kiper-McShay juice. None. The two were on their best behavior because the majority of the league’s scouts and GMs did their homework, or because they just couldn’t find anything to grapple about. They both hated what Oakland did (so did Keyshawn); a high-five should have been in order.

* Because you’ll get on our case if we don’t mention the Cowboys: Don’t really know how good their 2nd day haul was (they’re bullish about QB Stephen McGee) because they grabbed a ton of players we’re not all that familiar with. But their 172nd pick, USC kicker David Buehler, according to the TV folks, benched more than Trojans LBs Clay Matthews and Rey Maualuga, and he ran a better 40 at the Combine.

* Denver had a curious draft. Moreno at 12 when it could have really beefed up the defense? And then trading one of its two first-rounders next year – we expect both to be in the Top 20 – to grab CB Alphonso Smith in the 2nd round? Nine picks after Smith, the Broncos grabbed another CB during a cornerback run. You can always look at it this way – the the Broncos knew a CB run was coming, so it was wise to move up and grab Smith. Just better hope his speed makes up for his lack of height.

* Pat White won’t just be used in the Wildcat in Miami; he’ll have a chance to battle for the backup QB spot.

* Five drafts we really liked: Atlanta (including Gonzalez, picked up probably three starters), Philadelphia, Detroit, Houston, Chicago.

* Four drafts we didn’t really like: Denver, Oakland (obviously), Dallas, Tampa.

* And even though we mentioned this yesterday, the Bill Cosby-Quan Cosby-Erin Andrews segment was a complete and utter mess: