Does Selena Roberts Have Anything on A-Rod Besides Hearsay?
Baseball, Steroids April 30th. 2009, 3:30pm
Allegations from Selena Roberts’ awaited A-Rod book were leaked to the media. Here are the more prurient details.
* Rodriguez allegedly has been using steroids since high school. Former high-school teammates believe he was using and that his coach knew about it.
This can be taken as fact, because high schools have never been shown to be dens of purely baseless speculation.
* He put on 25 lbs between his sophomore and junior years of high school.
This is obviously evidence of steroid abuse because male bodies don’t naturally grow or mature rapidly between the ages of 16 and 18. Oh wait…
* Jose Canseco, whose accuracy stems from personal witnessing of usage NOT SPECULATION, thought he was using that early, based on how much he was lifting.
Roberts also alleges that A-Rod has been using PEDs throughout his career and with the Yankees. One anonymous major leaguer claims to have seen A-Rod and Kevin Brown with HGH in 2004. Brown denies it.
* Anonymous Yankees claim that A-Rod’s nickname in the clubhouse was “Bitch Tits†after he developed round pectoral muscles in 2005, possibly but not definitively gynecomastia, a possible side-effect of anabolic steroid use.
* When A-Rod was with Texas, he allegedly tipped pitches to opposing batters in blowout games, believing they would do the same for him.
* Hooters waitresses allegedly don’t like him because they think he is a bad tipper.
Perhaps, there is a hammer lying latent in the book. But, based on the allegations leaked, Roberts’ evidence of performance enhancing drug use appears to be entirely hearsay. There’s nothing that proves he definitively did more than he previously admitted.
We also find more testimony that he is a jerk and unlikeable. Most of us were reasonably confident in that assumption beforehand.
A man could be groomed, well-dressed, speak with a lisp and enjoy the musical stylings of Barbara Streisand. That does not, necessarily, mean he is gay.
64 Responses to “Does Selena Roberts Have Anything on A-Rod Besides Hearsay?”
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April 30th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
selena roberts sucks. i hate a-rod but selena roberts fucking sucks
April 30th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
this is what I found to be the only interesting claim.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Jose Canseco, whose accuracy stems from personal witnessing of usage NOT SPECULATION, thought he was using that early, based on how much he was lifting.
Was Canseco ever on the same team as Rodriguez? How would he have any sort of insight into this. Also, the fact that the emphasis is on Canseco witnessing steroid abuse among players in the past and using that as a means to support his suppositions on Rodriguez is specious logic at best.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Clown?
Nice post TBL, had only heard bits and pieces of this, sounds like weak shit.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Bonds would argue that its natural to put on 30 pounds of solid muscle in his late 30’s in a matter of 4 months
April 30th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
As I told someone today, unless it’s discovered that a major league player, specifically A-Rod, had something to so with 9/11 or the Kennedy ssassination, is it possible to care any less about anything in that book?!!
April 30th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
a-rod should come out this week and do the ben gordon ball grab while jogging around the infield
also: scenester
April 30th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
A whole punch of that stuff would meet several hearsay exceptions, just because it’s hearsay doesn’t mean it isn’t credible.
She would be opening up herself to all kinds of liability if she is making baseless claims, and she was right the first time, so I definitely believe her.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Duffy wrote this? I thought he was the Detroit beat of TBL.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
I gained 40 lbs and grew 5 inches in high school. I must have had better stuff.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
*bunch
April 30th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
but he is also a Sawx fan, so any shot at anything Yankee related is also for him to cover.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Going to NY tonight. I can’t wait to see what all the headlines tomorrow regarding these new stories.
I think we are also going to try and watch CC pitch tomorrow in the new stadium. Anyone here been to the new stadium yet?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
great post Duff
I think those Hooters girls are mad they didn’t get asked out. great wings though
April 30th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Correction. Saturday. He is pitching Saturday
April 30th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
When A-Rod was with Texas, he allegedly tipped pitches to opposing batters in blowout games, believing they would do the same for him.
this is what I found to be the only interesting claim.
100% agree
April 30th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Selena Roberts loves to report rumors as fact. Remember Duke lacrosse? The last column of hers I read was the one where she told a story about Charles Dolan badmouthing Jim Dolan on a yacht. She admitted she wasn’t there and didn’t quote sources, so how are we to know she didn’t dream it all up?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
do you know someone with tickets? or are you throwin down some big money?
April 30th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Show me the hard evidence. People speculating is not proof. I think it very well may be right he was using stuff with the Yankees, but this is not proof of it.
She was right the last time. She had hard evidence. A failed test.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
GF’s brother lives in Brooklyn and his company gave him tickets.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
i’ll know when i see the book, but it sounds like it has less proof than the barry bonds book did, that was damning. this, on the other hand, only confirms what a dick he is.
and unless she has proof of steroid use, or any other nefarious acts he may have done, she has no business publishing it.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
I think those Hooters girls are mad they didn’t get asked out. great wings though
I’m glad to hear someone besides me enjoys their wings. They really need to update those outfits they wear.
Irish – what’s the Hooters spin-off in Florida? I’m pretty sure it’s a chain. Girls wear close to nothing, but (in my experiences) the outfits are much better than Hooters.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
She has one person who claims to know that he was doing it in HS, his coach, and one who witnessed it while he was playing for the Yankees. That isn’t speculation.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
nice. i haven’t been, but know plenty of people who have. they say it is awesome. enjoy.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Selena Roberts sucked my cock. Im writing a book on how she is a slut and has been one since she was in high school.
/hearsay
April 30th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Selena is just jealous that ARod stole her nickname.
April 30th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
I like how ESPN has it edited to ‘b___h T__S’. Classy.
“I’m not going there” … way to take a stand ARod
April 30th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
@ill- wing house. better than Hooters. imo
April 30th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
did they see him takes steriods or get steriods through them or do they “know” he took steroids because he gained weight in high school? seems a little speculative unless they have first hand knowledge i.e. injecting him,giving him the roids or him coming out to them personally and saying he was on steroids.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
The minor leaguer says he saw him and Brown doing it.
Looks like the HS coach is actually denying that he knew, so idk about that. I think the bigger issue is whether he was doing it with the Yankees.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
I said “Bitch Tits” in front of my girlfriend. She was offended.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
*major leaguer. FUCK
April 30th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
bo, was it more like “Bitch…Tits!”
April 30th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
my memories of hooters – hot wings, warm pitchers, and the coldest shoulders in town (from the waitresses).
April 30th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
that his coach knew about it
I thought Hoffman said he didn’t know?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
* Hooters waitresses allegedly don’t like him because they think he is a bad tipper.
Fuck Her
/Tiger Woods
April 30th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
The teammates said the coach knew, the coach denies.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Sparty no. It was durring the draft. I was talking about Brian Cushing.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Him and Brown in possession of it, not using it. Brown denies he shared it.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Wait was Brown in the Mitchell Report?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Just ask his wife about his balls. This should straighten everything out. Right?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Yes
April 30th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Yes
April 30th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
if he really did tip pitches in blowout games in tx, he had plenty of opportunity.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Just ask Madonna about his balls.
Just ask Madonna about her balls.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
I guess we’ll have to see what ‘with HGH’ means exactly. If it’s true, he’s either 1) using, 2) selling, 3) giving advice.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
A great read on that hack, Selena Roberts. Also includes a bit from TBL’s interview with her.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
how unclever is bitch tits? they should have went with robert paulson because i can almost guarantee that a-rod has not seen fight club and they could talk about him while he is in the room.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
BTW I don’t blame him for juicing, and don’t get why he would stop when he went from texas to new york. As much as I don’t want to agree with Skip Bayless, it makes no sense that someone would stop trying to improve their performance when they get put on a bigger stage.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
where i am from we call that speculation.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Great link
We are talking about baseball players. Probably the dumbest of major sport athletes.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Yeah I agree, I misread it, thought it was saying that the coach knew, rather than they said he knew.
I am amazed that people are so quick to not believe this stuff when he has been caught once though, yet everyone was so quick to convict scores of other players who hadn’t been caught (to our knowledge … still hundreds of failed tests that haven’t been released).
April 30th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
There is no outlandish prediction on here that has no factual basis so it couldn’t have been written by TBL.
I hate soccer, but I look forward to Ty Duffy posts. Some of the best on this site.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
at this point i don’t think anyone really cares anymore anyway. I went from hating players that juiced to not giving a shit since they have no impact on my life in anyway. except for fantasy baseball. in that case, please hit home runs and destroy your body.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Attn: David Wright
April 30th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
nope it has gotta be soccer payers…most of ‘em dont even speak ‘merican
/spits
//shoots guns
April 30th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
That bitch doesnt even have a Wikipedia page.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
To be fair, there is probably truth in some of this stuff.
But, when you are a journalist, your job is to find that truth. She has a hypothesis and speculation. It may be correct, but there’s no proof that it is.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
what was it that biggie said? “you’re nobody til somebody starts a wikipedia page about you.”?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Not only is she a hack, but Selena Roberts is dogshit ugly.
/not hearsay
April 30th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Is someone in possesion of a list of 102 other players besides Arod who failed? Everyone is quick to believe because we know that there are others out there. If roberts has this hard evidence why is she keeping it silent?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
I thought it was baseball’s decision to keep those records private?
April 30th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Dude, you’re speculating on her book via your reading of a newspaper story. Shouldn’t ya read the book before you speculate that she doesn’t have the goods?
April 30th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
I think Roberts is trying to ride the wave of interest in steroids by publishing this book. I can’t imagine that a book full of credible, researched, sourced information could be written and published in four months or however long it’s been since this all surfaced. Screams BS to me. Weaseling her way through the gates in ARod’s community lost all credibility in my eyes, and yes, I believe that she went right up to his house even though he apologized. LOSER!