Marissa Miller, only because she’s on the scene nightly, dressed scantily … Olbermann vs. Hannity over waterboarding, this should be fun … hurry and get your Creed reunion tickets, denizens of Minnesota … 17 years ago: the LA riots … there will be no cramdowns … John Edwards’ wife says she vomited after finding out her husband cheated on her … the first person who contracted swine flu …

Indiana QB Kellen Lewis has been booted from the team. (IDS News)

If Pittsburgh (Crosby) vs. Washington (Ovechkin) goes overtime Saturday, the game will be moved to Versus because the Kentucky Derby takes priority. (Watchdog)

Usain Bolt walks away from car accident in Jamaica; injures foot on thorns exiting vehicle. (Jamaica Observer)

After a brief scare earlier this year, it appears as if the Saints and the Superdome have struck a deal, and nobody’s going anywhere. (NOLA)

Ron Artest: He thinks Portland’s Brandon Roy is better than Kobe and LeBron. (You Been Blinded)

What it’s like … to be the wife of a blogger. (Rays Index)

Dissecting how 52 writers did on their NFL mock drafts. (The Huddle)

Randy Brown’s three Championship rings from his Chicago days are up for sale. (Sun-Times)

Following up on yesterday’s Jordan Schafer HGH story … here’s one from earlier this year in which he admits to taking 20 tests and passing them all. (AJC)

Freakishly flexible Celtics cheerleader. (Blaze of Love)

A really long story on Red Sox owner John Henry; on the plus side, there are more photos of his 30-year-old wife. (Boston Magazine)

Shawne Merriman is panicking about the swine flu. As well he should. (Twitter, Reuters)