Yardwork: Matt Garza is an Animal
Baseball May 1st. 2009, 11:30am
Rays 13, Red Sox 0: Matt Garza pitched tremendously last night, taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning against the hottest offense in baseball until it was broken up by a Jacoby Ellsbury infield single. He stayed in the game, going 7 2/3, giving up that lone hit and striking out 10. Contrarily, and as you can see from the score, Josh Beckett was awful. Even in Garza’s senior year picture, he was already playing for keeps.
Brewers 4, D-Backs 1: Max Scherzer followed up a great start by Doug Davis with six shutout innings, but in the seventh, things got ugly quick in the form of 41-year old Tom Gordon. I’ll let Robert DeNiro in Cop Land take it from here.
Marlins 6, Cubs 2: Speaking of blowing it, there aren’t many relievers more familiar with that feeling than Aaron Heilman. In the top of the 10th, Heilman walked two, gave up six runs and failed to record an out. To be fair to Heilman, before last night he’d only given up one run in 11 appearances this season. Cubs had three errors, including a costly one in the eighth, and have lost seven of nine.
Cardinals 9, Nationals 4: Aaand continuing with the heroic bullpen theme, Julian Tavarez came on in the top of the ninth with the score tied and inexplicably went to work for the Cardinals: walk, double, walk, hit batsman, single, game over. The Nationals unflappable ball throwers issued 11 walks, hit two batters and committed a balk.
A’s 4, Rangers 2: Ryan Sweeney made a sick catch above the center field wall to rob Ian Kinsler of a three-run shot in the top of the eighth. Oakland starter Dallas Braden, who’s been great in his last four starts including this one, finally got some run support. More importantly, beardless Kurt Suzuki continues to be an outcast in the A’s clubhouse.
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May 1st, 2009 at 11:32 AM
TBL really hates Josh Beckett.
/Paying attention today.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Fail?
May 1st, 2009 at 11:33 AM
my buddies 6 year old son could play and start for the nationals. they are gawd awful.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Buck Foston
May 1st, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Hernia does yardwork, but yeah, i dont like beckett
May 1st, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Cop Land was bad. Rocky ruined that movie
May 1st, 2009 at 11:39 AM
He looks like Beetlejuice in the last scene of the movie.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Beetlejuice-Shake-Shake-Shake-Senora
May 1st, 2009 at 11:39 AM
No, I’m clowning on myself from yesterday’s Yardwork. Hernia is the baseball man. I learned my lesson yesterday.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:42 AM
KC Res, You see Split Lip Rayfield is at the Bottleneck tonight?
May 1st, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Beckett looks like Sparty
/Irish
May 1st, 2009 at 11:46 AM
But you gotta love that scene. DeNiro is incredible.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:48 AM
@sparty- if i have something to say to you, i would say it to you. I just love how you follow me around on here. Sorry if i struck a nerve. Dont think that highly of yourself
May 1st, 2009 at 11:48 AM
TSH- what do you think about this kid Pena? He looks about 14. I think they keep him up and send Ransom down.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:49 AM
irish- i wasn’t picking at you. i thought i was funny.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:50 AM
it*
May 1st, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Isn’t Ransom on the 60-day DL? I think he’s gone for ages anyway. Love Pena’s glove, and he’s starting to hit a little.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:52 AM
@sparty- i didnt say that with you in mind. trust me. okay? okay
May 1st, 2009 at 11:52 AM
God damn, the Cardinals are good. Nice to see the Cubs already five games back and below .500.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Cubs suck.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:52 AM
hit a little is all they need. “Bitch Tits” is on his way back.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Many people have made this same mistake.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:55 AM
Irish-i didn’t think you did.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:56 AM
The Cubs are the National League version of the Yankees. only with hotter fans. And Crazy Carlos.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:57 AM
And 20-some less World Series titles.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Tristan -
Yes. The wife has a couples wedding shower to go to (not me! I have never understood couples shower. Another story for another day), but I have a kid and he isn’t of age to get into the Bottleneck. He’s like 18 years away from being of age so I’ll be at home. However, they are playing the Crossroads sometime this summer. I’ll try to make that.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:58 AM
oh, and 26 fewer titles in the last 101 years.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Cyanide. Now.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:05 PM
KC Res. It’s an all ages show. Just saying.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Sparty and BSanders thanks for clarifying that.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:14 PM
i’ll be at a cubs game this summer and get back to you on this last part. for now, we’ll agree to disagree.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:14 PM
TampaBo, neither city has Shavaun though.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:19 PM
couples wedding shower
Cyanide. Now.
TSH
My wife and I have an agreement… I don’t go to her stupid things and she doesn’t have to come to mine.
Tristan – An all ages show at the Bottleneck. I forgot… I think it is their cd release party.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Why they suck ass. Too much of a pussy to go to the south side?
TSH I like your replica Idea.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:21 PM
oh, and 26 fewer titles in the last 101 years.
And more angst/schadenfreude.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:30 PM
i’ll be at a cubs game this summer and get back to you on this last part. for now, we’ll agree to disagree.
Why they suck ass. Too much of a pussy to go to the south side?
Went to a Sox opener at “Old Comiskey” once and came out completely hammered to find out that my roommate’s car had been stolen in that “great urban area”.
I’ll stick w/ Addison & The Cubbie Bear Lounge
May 1st, 2009 at 12:31 PM
I really dont think its fair that I’m forced to go to stupid showers and guys somehow get a pass. Im all for coed parties, maybe they wouldnt be so lame that way.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Cracker -
Your way of thinking is how coed showers started. I have a better idea… abolish wedding showers. I can’t think of anything more inane than watching another person open gift after gift after gift for two hours.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:38 PM
I would agree with you KC but then I remember all the extra presents we got at my bridal showers. I think it was worth it for me. If we could just change showers into parties that people still have to bring presents to but dont have to watch you open, that would be great.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Nothing worse than getting a “Jack & Jill” invite in the mail. Let’s wear matching cargo shorts too!
Die.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:44 PM
couples showers were invented by women that think they’re friend’s husbands actually give a shit about them getting married or having a baby, which we don’t
it’s the biggest day of the bride’s life, and she wants everyone to revel in the greatest that is her day, and we could care less, except for the open bar at the reception
/dose of reality’d
May 1st, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Says the guy living in Florida.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:03 PM
That must have been like 20-30 years ago.
Says the guy who lived on the south side of Chicago and left because its fucking cold.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:06 PM
you would love FL Diesel
May 1st, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Oh I know, I have a condo in Destin. I just like giving Tampa shit about the south side.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Why arent more people talking about this mans incredibly small head?
It looks freakish!!!! Did this guy lose a bet with the head shrinker?
May 1st, 2009 at 1:35 PM
never been to Destin
May 1st, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Yea he does have a small head. Freaky.
May 1st, 2009 at 2:24 PM
@bsanders and ark- the Cards good start to the season has been a surprise, even to an old fart like me, but I’m not complaining; yet. Things may be lining up for a serious playoff run; that is if AP can stay healthy(knock on wood), Luddy keeps hitting, and Piniero and Franklin continue to pitch like they have been. That said, the bottom could completely fall out of this thing, so I’m being “cautiously optimistic” for now.