Just Eight Minutes Away From Horses Running Around And Stuff!
Horse Racing, Horses May 2nd. 2009, 6:00pm
The fact that NBC’s seemingly endless pre-race coverage just moments ago offered us a montage of Kentucky Derby hats, accompanied by the seductive sounds of Fergie’s “Glamourous” about sums it up for me.
Your bets are placed, your feet are in the seven layer dip and your head is squarely up your ass, let’s just hope the only thing on that head is Jerry Lawler’s crown or a Kohala bear.
23 Responses to “Just Eight Minutes Away From Horses Running Around And Stuff!”
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May 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 PM
I hope none of the horses die this year.
/doesn’t give a shit
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 PM
HA!
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 PM
how many jockeys can you beat up
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 PM
i keep hearing jack in the box’s mini sirloin burger comercial everytime i see one
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 PM
I just turned it on, and I suddenly have the urge to eat some really really really shitty fast food.
/Yum!
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:13 PM
That woman in the last pic definitely flew down for the day from the Upper West Side.
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
what does it mean that I ideally would like to be one of these rich white sourthen guys at this thing
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
got a love a good nick lachey and joey fatone sighting… have no clue who the black guys were
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:20 PM
i hope general quarters wins. 75 year old owner/trainer/everything
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Any bets, Hernia?
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:24 PM
I’ve got Dunkirk across the board
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 PM
wow that horse came from nowhere
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
damn thing had the afterburners on after the final turn
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 PM
dan patch would beat all these horses.
/doesnt give a shit
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 PM
how about ocho cinco
May 2nd, 2009 at 6:43 PM
I didn’t do anything, you?
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Who is doing this game with Joe Buck? Sounds like Sutcliffe. Awful.
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Obama’s on TNT fighting Agent Smith.
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:30 PM
way, way too much pomp and circumstance surrounding the derby. so lame. lost $20 on Hold Me Back. there was a brief tease when he came on the inside to 4th place … no idea what happened after that.
LET’S GO BULLS!
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Why do boxers retire?
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:58 PM
I’m sure if they could still speak intelligibly they’d tell you why.
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:00 PM
new post for the bulls game?
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 PM
Bulls-C’s post is up.