A-Rod’s Obsessed With Madonna, a “Lap Dunce”
1-liner, Baseball May 3rd. 2009, 3:55pmTeammate’s Assessment of A-Rod’s Madonna Infatuation: “Obsessed, pretty much. It was like, ‘OK, Alex, you’re with Madonna. And I’d give you a big high-five for that — 15 years ago.’ Hey, she looks great, but she’s 50. It’s like sleeping with your mother.” It’s gotta be Matsui. This article also mentions A-Rod’s predictably botched visit to a swinger’s club in Dallas. (NY Post)
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May 3rd, 2009 at 3:59 PM
fucking priceless. Sounds like Giambi would’ve said last year.
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 PM
I’ll take Alex on the field, but definately Jeter off…….how has A-fraud not figured this shit out yet? Jeter has….
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 PM
this is what happens when you try too hard to be liked. it doesnt work out
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:22 PM
like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Jesus, what’s next; what time he takes a crap everyday?
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:58 PM
I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s in the book too. Just wait until he actually starts playing.
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 PM
8:30 am after workout and after a 2 gallon protein shake
11:30 am after workout and 2 gallon protein shake and grilled chicken(whole)
3:30 pm after posing in the mirror and 2 gallon protein shake and 4 tuna packets
10:00 pm after cardio workout and bath followed by a exhaustive google search of his own name
(each crap weighed roughly 13 courics and he doesnt ever pee because the pee dribble never goes away. no matter how many times he shakes it)