Kristin Cavallari… dismal doesn’t begin to describe Ireland’s wretched economy … why’s China investing so heavily in gold? … kid in Florida waves confederate flag, gets shot soonafter … 8-year-old set to divorce 50-year-old husband … Florida skateboarders find foreclosed homes, then skate in the abandoned pools … some folks are so desperate to sell their house, they’ll try anything … Atlanta should brace for higher taxes as if fights for its financial life … after the jump: kids take a car to 155 mph, videotape it, and get in a wreck; vodka-soaked Larry Merchant …

Warren Buffett on newspapers, and it ain’t pretty. (WSJ)

What a weak year for celebrities at the Derby. (Courier-Journal)

Guess who hit 100 mph on the gun this weekend? Yup, the guy the Nationals have no shot at signing. (Mercury News)

The football career LeBron gave up on. (NYT)

If the NYT and Boston Globe don’t reach a deal this morning, the biggest paper in Boston will be gone in 60 days. (Wash Post)

Five weeks after watching Tiger storm back to steal a tournament from him, Sean O’Hair wins at Quail Hollow; Woods finishes two shots back. (Observer)

Your great blog name of the day. (Brodeur is a Fraud)

Ray Frager lands safely on the web after his run at the Baltimore Sun ended last week. (Sports Media Journal)

Star Wars day at Pawtucket: The Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher imitators are weak. (Red Sox Monster)

Another blogger claims Jeter is overrated. (Viva La Vidro)

Cam Ward blanks the Bruins, Carolina rolls, 3-0. (News & Observer)

An NBA scout says that next year, Hasheem Thabeet will be the most athletic true center in the league. Dwight Howard’s not a “true center.” (Boston Globe)

[Merchant via Gawker]