Rachel Bilson … creating an invisible car? Cool … nine really, really large sea creatures … why did reporters rise for Obama, and not for Bush? … Joan Rivers hates poker players? … after the jump, Brady and Gisele from last night, plus the Megan Fox video no fewer than 14 people emailed in …

Print and read: Underdogs. (New Yorker via Simmons)

Strange but neat story about Linas Kleiza’s artsy parents. (NYT)

Kenyon Martin fined $25,000 for his foul of Dirk. (Denver Post)

Rich Eisen admits most people are sick of the Favre story. (Twitter)

Yes, Gemma, we get it, Maradona is a short man. (Kickette)

Former Clemson guard Terrell McIntyre (no relation) is named 1st team All-Euro for the third year in a row. (Pawsitive Press)

Mine That Bird will race in the Preakness. (Daily Racing News)

Serena Williams says to ignore the rankings – she’s No. 1. (Bootlegger Sports)

At 39, Chuck Liddell seems ready to call it a career. (SI)

High school athletes and the concussion risks. (USA Today)

Congress and the BCS: Sick of the “they’ve got better things to do” argument. (CGB)

Sean Avery, partying: “He was wearing a tight black shirt, thick glasses and wide-legged swishy black pants. He looked ridiculous.” (Page 6)

[Vid has been yanked; see the full thing here.]