Run Dirk! While You Can! Change the Locks!
1-liner, Courts, Legal, NBA May 8th. 2009, 10:30am
Dirk Nowitzki: Poor guy. Sounds like he really fell hard for this criminal, despite efforts from his family and the team to tread cautiously. “… people within the organization cautioned Dirk Nowitzki about his relationship with a woman who was arrested at the star forward’s home Wednesday morning … Taylor had been a divisive influence between Nowitzki and his teammates and family members.” (Dallas Morning News)
21 Responses to “Run Dirk! While You Can! Change the Locks!”
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May 8th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Hollywood Squares straight from sea donkey hell.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:34 AM
No, No, No, No
May 8th, 2009 at 10:34 AM
LOL
this sea donkey description really is catching fire, huh?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
when do we get to talk cavs?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:38 AM
I understand how dudes can fall for the wrong woman, but how does someone fall for an ugly wrong woman? Granted, I’m just looking at mugshots, but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of room for improvement.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Planet of the Apes meets Hollywood squares?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:44 AM
nice Bo
May 8th, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Planet of the Apes meets Hollywood squares?
/racist double standard’d
May 8th, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Here you go spence. There’s a good piece about LeBron’s scoring average/minutes played, divided by the amount of baby powder wasted while clapping.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:47 AM
@ bo & KC- well remember that last planet of the apes when Heston falls in love with Dr. Zaius? It’s sort of like that…
May 8th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
rofl, literally
May 8th, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Shatner -
For some reason that got me thinking of the Planet of the Apes stage production starring Troy McClure.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:58 AM
triston…you think im gonna fall for that bullshit?
ever since irish sent me a link to a porn site, im like rambo looking out for viet cong traps when it comes to linkage.
May 8th, 2009 at 11:00 AM
KC – hahah yes! My job here is complete…
May 8th, 2009 at 11:05 AM
You can trust me spence. Unlike that ass NickP and his 4 girls fingerpaint.
Also, good usage of Rambo
May 8th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Unlike that ass NickP and his 4 girls fingerpaint
exactly. I dont do that Spencer. where is my dollar?
May 8th, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Troy McClure? I remember him from self help videos such as, “Get Confident, Stupid” and “Smoke Yourself Thin”
May 8th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
c’mon and rock me Dr. Zaius!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:19 AM
irish…you did WAY WAY WAY back when i first started commenting here. no worries tho.
and i didn’t make a reference to a certain championship won by a certain team named after a certain nut in a certain year that may or may not be 2002-03 over a certain team loaded with talent for a certain professional football league…so no dollar.
May 9th, 2009 at 5:32 AM
Innocent until proven guilty.
May 9th, 2009 at 10:25 AM
but she has been proven ugly beyond a reasonable doubt