Latest ESPN Poll Captures Pulse of Sports World
Baseball, ESPN, NBA, NFL, NHL, Tennis May 27th. 2009, 4:30pm
Today’s SportsNation poll on ESPN has confirmed this news day is suffering from a massive hangover, and begs to be over.
Still, couldn’t help but notice how painfully irrelevant the question is. And Connecticut clearly doesn’t heart Brady the way we thought it did. Probably has something to do with the ever-growing flock of Sanchez poon.
Here are some quick poll ideas that might have been more appropriate or perhaps, in a monster upset, had some kind of correlation with what’s currently happening in the world of sports.
- If it were possible, would ESPN take a steaming, burning tire dump on the NHL’s head?
- Bigger dong: Dwight Howard or LeBron James?
- Was Shockey doing a boatload of coke or what?
- Did the Penguins win last night?
- How gay are Nadal’s outfits?
- Will Stan Van Gundy coach Game 5 in a fur coat?
- When the Yanks and Red Sox square off again in mid-June, who will you be pulling for?
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May 27th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Gayer than AIDS?
/1980s’d
May 27th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
“Error establishing a database connection”
May 27th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
i’m tired in internal server error stealing commenters from this site. what a bastard.
May 27th, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Better Supreme Court Justice: Montamayor or Favre?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Regular or reverse cowgirl?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
I hope he plays forever.
/swoons
May 27th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Better savior: Jesus or Obama?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
mrejr is a funny guy
May 27th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Greatest team in college football history:
2005 USC?
2006 USC?
2007 USC?
2008 USC?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Your avatar was even blushing.
May 27th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
/takes a bow
May 27th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
More questions for ombudsman about:
- Harold Reynold’s Hug?
- Stuart Scott’s eye?
- Salisbury’s cell phone photography skill?
May 27th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Better savior: Jesus or Obama?
Hey Zeus had a big head start, but Barry’s closing like Mine That Bird at the Derby
May 27th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
What would you like to see ESPN add to ESPN the cafeteria?
- Lunchables
- Bagel Bites
- Beggin’ Strips
- Hookers
May 27th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
i’m feeling violated.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Which is more important?
Brett Favre
Yanks-Sawks
Kobe-Lebron
T.O.
other(like there’s really anything else in sports)
May 27th, 2009 at 5:19 PM
ring-pops
May 27th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
/fixed
May 27th, 2009 at 5:26 PM
forgot cowboys, my bad. Living in Texas, I’m trying to pretend that they don’t exist and just fade into Boliva.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
CT is an NYG state.
May 27th, 2009 at 5:47 PM
CT is usually mixed and confused, like Mike Miller in a men’s room.
May 27th, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Best NBA Puppet?
Kobe
LBJ
‘Lil Penny
May 27th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
forgot one, wildcat.