Sunday Roundup: You’ll Have to Settle For Kobe and D-Ho
Baseball, ESPN, Mike Vick, NBA, NFL, NFL retirees, NHL, TV, Tennis, Track & Field, Video, What the hell is wrong with people May 31st. 2009, 11:00am
LeBron is so crazy and his burning desire to win is so strong that the admirable forward doesn’t even shake hands when eliminated from ring contention!
Sydney? Sawyer has to be involved… John Travolta and Tom Cruise are beyond pissed… pretty sick, considering it’s tennis… this hockey crowd owns you… bikini bicycle rubdown… this is Alexandra Ambrosio.
Crosby does not approve of Kirk Maltby. (Puck Daddy)
An in-depth tour of P.J. Carlesimo’s beard would even beat San Antonio-Detroit. (TV By The Numbers)
Serena. Anything to get people talking. (L.A. Times)
A history of mental problems? Hard to believe. (Hindustan Times)
Eddie Jordan era begins with pixelation and what appears to be uncooperative gas. (Philadelphia Inquirer)
Rest in peace, puppet. (Ball Don’t Lie)
Joe Torre’s future unclear after 2010. His “aw shucks” shtick is about as convincing as Larry Brown’s at this point. (ESPN)
A history of mental problems? Hard to believe. (Hindustan Times)
“I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning.” (Craigslist via Sparty)
Gay came within 28-hundredths of a second of the world record. Make sure you re-read the first two words in Butthead voice. (Yahoo! News)
NFL retirees, unite! (AP)
Vick likely to be allowed back in NFL. (Denver Post)
It’s Sunday, but it’s the summer, which means NFL Countdizzle will not contizzle on this Sundizzle:
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May 31st, 2009 at 11:08 am
Do you really have to rub it in further by using a Cavalier for the Roundup?
/wait, that’s a chick?
May 31st, 2009 at 11:14 am
Is Alexandra Alessandra’s ugly sister?
May 31st, 2009 at 11:17 am
Easy fellas, topless Zac Efron pics coming in an hour.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:38 am
Hot Leg bones.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:43 am
Get that bitch a sandwich. And a burlap sack.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:51 am
Ewwww look at her knee
May 31st, 2009 at 11:52 am
You’re all insane. And stop hating, CJ.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:54 am
nadal goes down. unreal. to a dude the casual sports fan (read: me) has never heard of.
May 31st, 2009 at 11:57 am
Couple things…
That chick is fucking ugly man.
That video of LeBron leaving the court and all the other shenanigans was pretty funny with those captions.
I hate the voice of that SportsCenter guy.
I am fucking hungover as fuck.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Ugly doesn’t describe it. Most Victoria’s Secret models are downright putrid.
Next time, it’s Lori Petty or bust.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Who’s the Cavalier?
May 31st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Fuck it. It’s the weekend. Just put a topless Lucy Pinder photo up and call it a day.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
She lives for this game.
May 31st, 2009 at 2:06 pm
it is quite obvious the Crosby is not really a Canadian hockey player, because he whines like a little bitch.
May 31st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
She lives for this game.
Oh my!
/Enberg’d