Archive for June, 2009

The New Hotness: Tennis Love

Posted June 30, 2009, 4:15 pm by Jason McIntyre (5 Comments)

Connors and Evert started the trend in the 70s, and the next power couple was Agassi and Graf in the last decade. Now, it’s a full-blown trend: Coupling up at the top of the tennis rankings. Here we have the lovely Ana Ivanovic (No. 12) and the men’s No. 8-rated player, Fernando Verdasco (they’re no [...]

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Wayne Ellington’s Girlfriend Takes You Into the Night (With an Assist From the FIU Cheerleaders)

Posted June 29, 2009, 5:45 pm by Jason McIntyre (226 Comments)

Hopped on a plane Friday and when we landed, there were a deluge of emails about the uncanny hotness of Wayne Ellington’s 19-year-old busty girlfriend. He’s going to Minnesota; she’ll remain a Drexel undergrad who will likely spend the summer sifting through a slew of offers from the likes of Maxim, Playboy, and whatever magazines [...]

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No Booze at the Gophers New Stadium – But Will That Prevent Another Bathroom Sex Romp?

Posted June 29, 2009, 3:30 pm by Jason McIntyre (80 Comments)

Stephen Montemayor, one of our three interns, is a senior at the University of Kansas and sports editor at the school’s paper, the University Daily Kansan. Surely you all remember last year’s drunken adulterous romp in the Metrodome stalls by two Iowa Hawkeye fans.

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Really, Really Hoping that the Bucks Don’t Try to Muzzle the Brash Brandon Jennings

Posted June 29, 2009, 9:00 am by Jason McIntyre (8 Comments)

For a pinprick of insight into what the Milwaukee Bucks got with lottery pick Brandon Jennings, here’s video of the 19-year-old on the phone with rapper Joe Budden. Warning: Keep the volume low, as it is NSFW due to language, and excessive use of a certain racial epithet.

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Aaron Rodgers is Romancing a Grapefruit Heiress

Posted June 28, 2009, 10:30 am by Tim Ryan (37 Comments)

The grapefruit heiress is named Julie Henderson, fresh off a sparkling relationship with Def Jam midget Russell Simmons.

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David Kahn, New GM of the Timberwolves: A Toxic Blend of Isiah Thomas and Chris Wallace

Posted June 26, 2009, 10:00 am by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

We could understand the firing of Kevin McHale. The stockpiling of draft picks – while parting with the team’s best backcourt scorer – was beyond questionable. And then, in what ESPN’s Chad Ford called “one of the all-time, mind-boggling moves in draft history,” Minnesota drafted two pure point guards at 5 and 6. Within an [...]

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The Day Before the Draft, We Reveal the Lottery … of NBA Wives and Girlfriends

Posted June 24, 2009, 9:00 am by Jason McIntyre (27 Comments)

1 Adriana Lima (Maric Jaric’s wife)- The Blake Griffin of NBA wives. Pretty flawless all-around game; has the makings of a franchise player. 2 Vanessa Bryant (Kobe’s wife) – Bit of a sleeper, unless you ask Karl Malone, who didn’t hide his lust for her back in 2004: “I’m hunting for little Mexican girls.” 3 [...]

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