Before we get into the weekend haps, two items: TBL alum Lee Diekemper’s blog is stirring the pot Tampa, and porn star/gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey appears to be spending time with another athlete, assuming that really is Melky Cabrera (we use “appear” because we’re not sure if a wiry dude wth a bird chest like that can actually be baseball player). Other mildly interesting late Friday thoughts: The NCAA wants bank statements from Renardo Sidney’s family, a humorous look at the sad 1994 NBA draft, and BYU signed an impact football recruit.

Driving the TBL train this weekend: Bearded and boozy MMA lover, Cousins of Ron Mexico. Pepper him with your thoughts, links, opinions (surely you will have some after seeing The Hangover) and observations.

Saturday:
9 am – French Open Women’s final
6:27 pm – Belmont Stakes
8 pm – Stanley Cup Finals, Game 5

Sunday:
9 am – French Open Men’s final
1:07 pm – Roy Halladay pitches against KC.
1:35 pm – Tommy Hanson makes MLB debut pitching for Atlanta.
8 pm – NBA Finals, Game 2