Well, That Was Boring: Lakers 100, Magic 75
NBA June 5th. 2009, 9:45am
Signs of a blowout: Dwight Howard took just six shots. Rashard Lewis (2-for-10) had his worst-shooting game of the postseason. For the first time in the playoffs, Hedo Turkoglu had more turnovers (four) than assists (two).
LeBron James had to be watching in disgust as the Magic missed three pointers in bulk (just 3-for-11 in the first half; 8-for-23 in the game).
You’ll see a lot of SERIES OVER chatter on the web and in the papers today; perhaps we’re hopeful for an interesting series, but we’ll chalk up the rout to first game nerves. Stan Van Gundy can save the day!
* Jameer Nelson came in and played well, helping the Magic surge to a 5-point lead early in the 2nd (33-28). Then the Lakers went on a 10-0 run, Kobe took over, and Orlando couldn’t make shots. The Nelson question becomes: Did he help, or hurt the rotation? He played just one less minute than starter Rafer Alston … who looked to be chucking (2-9) all night, perhaps in an effort to play more.
* If the dismal 3-point shooting wasn’t the problem, then 55-41 was. LA dominated the glass. It was one-sided enough that it gave us a thought about a potential lineup move …
* We’re waiting for another silly John Hollinger opus on how Dwight Howard getting fewer than 10 shots isn’t a bad thing. Bynum did a serviceable job on Howard, but here’s a thought: Could SVG get away with playing Gortat and Howard up front at the same time? That seemed to be what SVG was tinkering with late in the fourth. Try Rashard Lewis on Kobe? Hedo at the three? Anything to help out on the glass and prevent LA from abusing rookie Courtney Lee they way they did.
* Thought the Magic actually defended Kobe well. Tough to say that when the guy gets 40, but they didn’t put him on the foul line in the first half, all of his jumpers were challenged, and he did take 34 shots.
* If this thing gets away from the Magic and LA leads 3-0, Phil Jackson would be a prick not to activate Adam Morrison. Just getting him on the court with Redick, even for a minute, would be pretty cool.
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June 5th, 2009 at 9:48 AM
Reddick’s hair > Wally’s
June 5th, 2009 at 9:48 AM
Kobe is the only motherfucker that showed up.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:50 AM
WHERE THE F WAS THAT TERRIBLE SHOOTING LAST WEEK!!!
Sorry about the caps, had to get that off my chest. Seriously though, they had plenty of open looks last night, last week they were hitting them, last night they didn’t.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:50 AM
No, it would help rebounding, but they would a.) clog up the middle for each other and b.) allow the Lakers to put 4 capable 3 point shooters on the floor who can run up and down the court.
Magic had a bad shooting night, Kobe was a beast in the first half. He looked possessed in the post game. This aint a good sign for the Magic.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:51 AM
1 down 3 to go.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Hell yea he can.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:53 AM
who are these 4 shooters?
and that wouldn’t be a bad thing – orlando can counter with its normal lineup – and then it wouldn’t get slaughtered on the glass.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Lakers looked good last night. I’d hate to see ‘em on a night when Kobe is shooting well.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:53 AM
A quote from one of my boyz on another site …
“Tell Superman that Kobe Bryant is REAL !!!” and I Concur
June 5th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Which is why Gortat and Howard together would be a terrible idea. That wasn’t Orlando coming back to earth, that was just a bad shooting night. Lakers are a better team, they should be out rebounding Orlando. Magic have to (I don’t know how) stop Kobe from putting the ball in the hole.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:56 AM
The only thing sweeter than last night’s victory is seeing Kobe haters like Coop cry over the fact that things would have been different if Lebron was there. Man, it sure would be nice to hear you guys bitch all summer long if the Lakers do win it all, just lovely.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:56 AM
It’s hard to shoot with such bright lights.
/Magic
June 5th, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Fisher, Mamba, Ariza, LO
June 5th, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Hopefully, but in reality this is closer to the team that ended the regular season on a losing streak and struggled with a bad philly team and beat up celtics. This may be the case of a team that caught fire for two weeks (game 5 celtics – cavs) and looked a lot better than they really were.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Lakers did a VERY good job of running the Magic off the three-point line. You could tell that was part of the gameplan that Gary Vitti and Kobe drew up
June 5th, 2009 at 9:59 AM
This game was so bad that I ended up watching The Big Break on my Tivo.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:59 AM
What I don’t get is if the unkempt Ron Jeremy/strip club owner look was working so well for SVG why did he clean himself up for the finals? Clearly it psyched out his team.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:59 AM
#11 … IF the Lakers win ???
Uh TBL will you remind this individual of Phil Jackson’s winning percentage in series when HIS teams win Game 1
June 5th, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Hey, at least the season premiere of Burn Notice didn’t didn’t disappoint. I made the right choice.
/well, my wife did.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:01 AM
Orlando’s 3-point looks were for the most part well contested. They were not as wide open as they were against the Cavs.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:01 AM
ALL BASKETBALL NERDS!!!!!!
ESPNU right now is showing the NBA draft combine. awesome. it’s live, too.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Then what would be the point of putting Gortat in there in the first place?
June 5th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Something high, like 100%… is that high?
June 5th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Howard and Gortat playing at the same time would make it too easy for help defenders to rotate on Howard since they play in the paint together. They have to roll with Rashard at the 4 and keep doing what they do…don’t get all crazy and changing lineups too much–well unless you’re Avery Johnson and like losing to 8 seeds.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
@clown… Great Point (Some of us ACTUALLY watch the game…)
June 5th, 2009 at 10:06 AM
PKI – that Brian jackass on the show is from my hometown. He made news here a couple of weeks ago when he quit in the middle of US Open qualifying because tournament officials wouldn’t let his caddy use a cart.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:06 AM
ESPNU right now is showing the NBA draft combine. awesome. it’s live, too.
Does anyone have video of a shirtless Robert Traylor running the 40?
June 5th, 2009 at 10:07 AM
@JerseyYo!… I KNEW that you already Knew-that-Fact
That was a slight dig at the Cleveland-LeBron fans (NOT the LeBron fans)
June 5th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
@Roeth- Fuck Brian. I just watch it for Blair and that other chick.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:09 AM
ESPNU right now is showing the NBA draft combine. awesome. it’s live, too.
I don’t know what’s better–the NBA draft combine, or the mock MLB draft running on the Bottom Line during the combine.
/I used to think I liked sports
June 5th, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Why? If I want to see 2 white kids who were good in college, I’ll go to the rec.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Bite your tongue.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:16 AM
They definitely did a better job but there were still plenty of open 3’s missed. Mike Brown was probably yelling at the TV to double down on Dwight.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Try Rashard Lewis on Kobe?
This is as silly a strategy as I can think of. Put a slower, taller guy on Kobe. Kobe was seriously toying with Pietrus though, rubbing that screen so hard and coming to a full stop 3/4 of the way around.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Blair is fucking hot (a little small chested, but hot). If you do some Google work, you find “topless” photos of her from a Playboy bodypaint party.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
DH –
the Lewis on Kobe thought was with 2 shot-blockers, Gortat and Howard – on the floor. lewis could play in his jersey to take away the J … and if he drives, the bigs will be there.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Kobes great game was below LeBrons series averages against Orlando. The difference was the dominance of the Lakers big men.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Thread jacking on this one but another Kentucky recruit has grade issues. I had heard rumors of this one before, but I have a feeling this guy will get an A in these online classes magically.
http://blog.northstarbball.com/2009/06/01/will-eric-bledsoe-qualify.aspx
June 5th, 2009 at 10:25 AM
2-9 from Rafer is a good day by his usual standards… I expect to see more of that. Especially with Jameer breathing down his neck.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Kentucky is the new UNLV. Theyre going to beat the shit out of every school yet everyone knows they are cheating to do it. Those fans are insane though so I dont think they mind.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:29 AM
I think/HOPE that it was just the long layoff. Cuz I swear when they were playing the C’s/Cavs, I was convinced that Pietrus, Lee, and the rest were freaking great! Now that they have their legs under them, I think they can come back.
That said, Game 2 is a must win for magic, cuz Lakers are not gonna lose 3 straight in Orlando.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Lakers with with some nice Defense! Kobe took too many shots (he needs to make sure he gets the MVP trophy) but the one thing he did do well was not settle for outside jumpshots and 3’s. Magic D was so good all year because they close well on the outside shooters (it helps when you have a bunch of long guys like hedo). The are much worse when you take them off the dribble (more so when dwight is not down low). Pau can destroy them this series, Lewis will have hard time stopping him and he is a great passer, but will he get enough touches.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
the Lewis on Kobe thought was with 2 shot-blockers, Gortat and Howard – on the floor. lewis could play in his jersey to take away the J … and if he drives, the bigs will be there.
The Lakers would eat that lineup alive, with Odom and Gasol. I have a lot of faith in SVG to scheme something that makes game 2 more competitive. The Lakers do get to throw a lot of fouls at Howard, but the Magic have some things they can do (the Hedo/Rashard pick and roll from the top, for instance) that will highlight their mismatches.
This is all provided that Rafer Alston doesn’t implode.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
I do think O town should have ran some Hedo, Air France, Lewis, Gortat, D Ho lineup. Make Fisher beat you (they all could still close out on him well too)
June 5th, 2009 at 10:43 AM
I’m not sure about specific lineups, but expecting an undersized rookie to cover Kobe all alone is asking for trouble.
walfredo, I knew Pietrus/Lee were playing above their heads in both of those series. Hopefully they get settled, even Rashard and Hedo were hesitating.
June 5th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
i blame vitamin water…they have ran dwight into the ground with their last minute “hey this guy is in the finals” campaign
June 5th, 2009 at 11:04 AM
right here:
June 5th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
birdman, so 29% FG% (last night) = 45% FG% (your link), good to know.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:20 AM
i was referring to their 3-point shooting in the link
/damn, should have looked more carefully
June 5th, 2009 at 11:23 AM
No worries, and that was the only game the cavs really won, when the Magic shot poorly from 3. So its about 8:30 Kobe Standard Time, this thread should be full of “i told you so’s” and kobe > lebron any minute now…
June 5th, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Kobe shot 15-29 when it mattered. When he came back in the 4th and fucked around while the lakers were up 25 (aka was trying real hard to get to 40), he was 1-5. I thought he shot rather well.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:36 AM
I’ve never understood why people always use this stat. Total rebounding numbers are almost completely a function of field goal percentage; if one team is throwing up bricks all night, the other team will get more boards (since most rebounds are defensive). A truer indicator of rebounding skill is offensive rebounds. But just saying that LA had 14 more rebounds doesn’t really say anything other than the fact that Orlando had a terrible shooting night.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Oh, and don’t know if this is as brand new as I think it is, but I just found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODmhytygUbw&feature=related
Don’t shoot the messenger.
/I think it’s awesome
June 5th, 2009 at 11:37 AM
Not enough credit given still by the media and others, except outside of Chicago and LA, to the mastermind that is Phil Jackson. Van Gundy is not even in the same real league.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Orlando out of gas? Or just not up to the task yet? Kobe played amazing and the Lakers not named Kobe did enough to neutralize the outside and force D12 to make some bad decisions. Hopefully the Cavs are taking notes.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Just heard this on Bubba. Kobe’s “victim” free style raps about rape
weird shit.
June 5th, 2009 at 11:55 AM
SW – posted it two days ago … kinda buried it because nobody can tell
a) is it a parody
b) is the the girl who had sex with him
June 5th, 2009 at 11:55 AM
chicken fired steak ya’all!!
June 5th, 2009 at 11:59 AM
heard, looking at some pics it does look like her.
June 5th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
SW – posted it two days ago … kinda buried it because nobody can tell
a) is it a parody
b) is the the girl who had sex with him
I’m gonna throw my hat in the parody ring.
June 5th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Total rebounding numbers are almost completely a function of field goal percentage; if one team is throwing up bricks all night, the other team will get more boards (since most rebounds are defensive)
thanks Captain Obvious
June 5th, 2009 at 12:04 PM
There’s no way a rape victim would ever ever do that. Fuck that lying whore. (if it’s really her)
June 5th, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Yes, the point of my post is that it should be obvious. But if it’s really that obvious, then why are people still using it to prove whether or not a team is a ‘good rebounding team’, or to say that they’ve gotta get better on the boards?
June 5th, 2009 at 12:05 PM
The magic actually defended the lakers fairly well. Kobe got his points but if you make him take enough jumpers you can live with that. The problem was we shot terribly. I would take the same defense for game 2 cause I’m pretty sure we will score over 100. If not then they don’t deserve it anyways
/ First time commentor’d
June 5th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
First time commentor’d
@softly: welcome to the end of the road
you in West Palm? I’m in Lauderdale