We began to sour on Chad Johnson after his fraudulent 2007 season, when his decent stats were masked by the fact that he compiled them against inferior competition. He’s a locker room misfit and his antics have gotten old. This name-changing thing is weak and a desperate cry for attention. Slowly, though, he’s starting to win us over on twitter.

Chad OchoCinco: “I feel so violated right, how did they play roles in broke back mountain, I feel so empty and crushed, will I ever be the same after thisLOL”

Larry Fitzgerald: “Looking foward to watching this game tonight! I hope the magic can at least show up & make it a game!Will kobe go wild again?we shall see!”

Chad Ocho Cinco: “No bullshit, Hanah Montana and Bow Bow just walked past with mass security, this is such a great story, where is TMZ!!!!!!!”

Fitzgerald: “In LA @ the beverly hilton attending the Dove awards honoring Nigel Lythgoe,benefiting Covenant House California.Check it out @ covdove.com”

Chad Ocho Cinco: “I said no homo, i gues they dont say that out there, showing love to another person but you say no homo at the end, respect.”

Ocho Cinco’s twitter reads as if it were penned by a 14-year-old who just inhaled a fun dip – silly and juvenile, yet still kind of funny. Larry Fitzgerald’s needs work. Not in the same solar system as those guys, but a WR following a ton of talent: Chasi Stuckey of the Jets.