The Only Metric in Which Chad OchoCinco Tops Larry Fitzgerald: Twitter
NFL June 9th. 2009, 3:15pm
We began to sour on Chad Johnson after his fraudulent 2007 season, when his decent stats were masked by the fact that he compiled them against inferior competition. He’s a locker room misfit and his antics have gotten old. This name-changing thing is weak and a desperate cry for attention. Slowly, though, he’s starting to win us over on twitter.
Chad OchoCinco: “I feel so violated right, how did they play roles in broke back mountain, I feel so empty and crushed, will I ever be the same after thisLOL”
Larry Fitzgerald: “Looking foward to watching this game tonight! I hope the magic can at least show up & make it a game!Will kobe go wild again?we shall see!”
Chad Ocho Cinco: “No bullshit, Hanah Montana and Bow Bow just walked past with mass security, this is such a great story, where is TMZ!!!!!!!”
Fitzgerald: “In LA @ the beverly hilton attending the Dove awards honoring Nigel Lythgoe,benefiting Covenant House California.Check it out @ covdove.com”
Chad Ocho Cinco: “I said no homo, i gues they dont say that out there, showing love to another person but you say no homo at the end, respect.”
Ocho Cinco’s twitter reads as if it were penned by a 14-year-old who just inhaled a fun dip – silly and juvenile, yet still kind of funny. Larry Fitzgerald’s needs work. Not in the same solar system as those guys, but a WR following a ton of talent: Chasi Stuckey of the Jets.
23 Responses to “The Only Metric in Which Chad OchoCinco Tops Larry Fitzgerald: Twitter”
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June 9th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
This is great where is Roman.
/No Homo
June 9th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
fraudulent 2007 season? i wish the bears wr’s would have a fraudulaent season like that
93 receptions for 1,440 yards and 8 touchdowns
June 9th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
I can’t wait to see Fitz #s w/o Boldin
June 9th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Who had a lower GPA in college? Ochos was 0.00. Fitzgerald couldnt get into OSU.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
They will probably only drop a little. I expect Breaston to step up and play. If it’s a huge drop off then it will be because of bigger issues like Warner being old and Haley leaving town.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
what about 2003, 2004,2005,2006 how was the competition those years? one bad year in 2008 without his starting qb and he is fraud?
June 9th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
did Boldin leave while I was on vaca?
Mrejr – look at the stat lines for the 2007 season. look who he posted #’s against, and see what he did in games that mattered. see what he did on playoff teams.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
and with Beanie Wells.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
I believe you have that backwards, I can’t wait to see how overrated Boldin is without Fitz pulling the safety away.
I’ve met enough OSU grads to know that simply cannot be true, bunch a mouthbreathers.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
did Boldin leave while I was on vaca?
hired a new agent
June 9th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Not quite, Anquan was good before Fitz ever got into the league.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
here we go again with TheBigPageview and his twitter mess.
June 9th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
michigan fans are still waiting for him to show up
June 9th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
wow, i screwed that one up… i was responding to cgb’s comment on breaston stepping up
June 9th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Two Fun Dip references is one day? Is it Friday?
June 9th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Uhhh… Brady was fine as a Wolverine, Hensen was just better. PSU knows exactly how Brady’s ass tastes.
June 9th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Maggs is here and Fun Dip references it must be a TBL holiday.
June 9th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
i can cue up the LFO summer girls video again and make it a three-fer Fun Dip tues if there’s demand …
June 9th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
two months ago, Twitter was a banned word. Now it generates a third of TBL’s posts.
how did that happen?
June 9th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
twitter
June 9th, 2009 at 4:39 PM
whoa weird….maybe the moderation “filter” has taken the day off
June 9th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
mrejr: it’s good now. only tw**t is banned
June 9th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
That is outstanding. No homo is one of my fave things to say.
I’m glad TWITTER, TWITTER, TWITTER, TWITTER is no longer banned.