Megan Fox … fisherman hooks missilesad, sad, sad story, sorry to start your day on such a downer … marketing anything that involves the words “anal leakage” is impossible … yes, getting shot in the head will change one’s outlook … the waving goat! … Tom and Gisele flipped a kayak in the Charles River … after the jump, Howard Stern’s appearance on Letterman …

A-Rod and Kate Hudson hung out Sunday night at Jose Molina’s bachelor party in NYC. (Page Six)

Some good news for a college baseball player who survived the Nick Adenhart car accident. (LA Times)

Cheering in the press box at a World Cup qualifier. (ESPN Chicago)

It’ll fall apart for the injury-plagued Rangers. That’s not what this column says, but that’s all that matters. (Dallas Morning News)

Friday, the Sacramento Kings will workout three point guards whom they could take at 4: Holiday, Flynn and Jennings. (Sac Bee)

Hitting 100 mph on the gun isn’t enough to cut it in the bigs, Mr. Strasburg. (Wash Times)

Barry Bonds is getting a divorce. (TMZ)

On Strasburg: “If I were the Nationals I’d think long and hard about taking him.” (Boston Globe)

It’s buried, so there probably isn’t much truth to it: Jason Kidd to the Heat (Miami Herald)

In case you missed it, a couple of Red Sox played rock, paper, scissors over the weekend. These guys visit the new Yankee Stadium tonight. (Sox & Dawgs)

Wishing he could see Pacquiano vs. Mayweather. (The Squeeze)

Did this blogger write a blurb on every college football team in the country? Yes, it appears he did. (Cake Rocks the Party)

Wake us when the Nationals get anything right. (DC Sports Bog)