Among the main stories on ESPN’s homepage and baseball page, there is nothing on Yankees-Red Sox at the moment, so give credit where credit is due. Now go put something in a Perfect Plex.

Mets 6, Phils 5: John Santana gave up four home runs for only the second time in 221 career starts, but he also doubled in the tying run after ignoring a bunt signal in the sixth inning. He’s pretty much insane and Jerry Manuel was left confused after coming to get him in the eighth following a Chase Utley homer: “I’m a man. I’m a man,” Manuel remembered his ace telling him. “What he means by that, I don’t know.€ Sounds like Jersey Shore Tommy waiting in line for cheese balls. And of course, K-Rod found glory.

Tigers 7, White Sox 6: Detroit closer Fernando Rodney came on for a brilliant ninth, walking the first three men he faced and promptly handing things off to Brandon Lyon, who walked in a run and gave up a two-run double. Fortunately for the Tigers, they were both spared in the 10th in the form of a Miggy solo shot. Before the game, Chicago placed Bartolo Colon on the 15-day disabled list with inflammation in his left cheesesteak.

Reds 3, Nats 2: Do you really care if the Nats won or not? They selected Stephen Strasburg, so that should at least be fun. Bud Selig sounds as though he’s looking forward to this fine mess as much as we are: “It’s now in Washington’s hands. They know what draft choices have gotten. Everybody knows. So they’re on their own.” Strasburg definitely won’t have any arm problems.

Red Sox 7, Yanks 0: It’s one thing to lose to Josh Beckett, who’s been on fire of late, giving up just one run in his last four starts. But it quickly dips into the realm of pathetic when you allow Nick Green to go 2-for-4 with two RBI and a home run. As you may hear once or twice today, the Yankees are 0-6 against the Red Sox this season. Tonight, their unreliable and sometimes deflated-looking Wang attempts to stick it to Wakefield.

Dodgers 6, Padres 4: The Dodgers are 20 games over .500. With Manny out, it’s stunning that there hasn’t been a worldwide celebration of Joe Torre’s innate ability to keep his clubhouse together.

Cubs 7, Astros 1: Ted Lilly cruised to his seventh win. In his last 20 2/3 innings pitched, he’s allowed two earned runs.

Blue Jays 9, Rangers 0: Brian Tallet threw seven shutout innings and there’s no stopping Adam Lind in this lifetime.

Marlins 4, Cards 3: Bonifacio is back! He drove in three runs. The last time he drove in more than a run was April 7th. Chris Carpenter came back to earth a little and Florida won it on a Jeremy Hermida walk-off homer.

I’m guessing there’s some kind of social downside to building Lego stadiums at the age of 22: