Reincarnation: Euro Soccer Star, Please?
Soccer, WAG June 11th. 2009, 2:15pm
Manchester United’s Federico Macheda, a 17-year-old striker, has already dipped into the WAG pool – he’s locked up Sophie Houghton, an 19-year-old lass who seems poised to become the next Posh Spice or Cheryl Cole. Her Myspace page, unfortunately, is barely readable for non-teenagers. [Unprofessional Foul]
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June 11th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
First off, this girl looks like shes about 15. Secondly, they met on Facebook? Weak.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Yes, people interacting over the Internet. What a bunch of losers…
June 11th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
If I ever have a son, I’m pushing him toward soccer.
“Yes, son, GO TO EUROPE! Learn another language! Bang a few hotties! Buy a useless sports car or two!”
“And send some cash back to the old man!!”
June 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
First off, this girl looks like shes about 15.
So did you mean this positively or negatively?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
meeting on facebook is so 2008. if you’re not meeting on twitter, your relationship may not matter.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I’m starting to not hate soccer as much…
June 11th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Oh man. Where’s TexansFan. The Sex Cannon is headed to Houston!
June 11th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
And the English think WE butcher the language.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Lovvvve 2 party n live like ders no 2moraa while im younggg!
You just know that means anal.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Worst. Quarterback. Ever.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
It’s nice to see that even though he’s a superstar he can date a retard.
/some say she’s dim but those titties aint dim!
June 11th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
There’s a list that would be fun. Top Ten worst QBs ever to play in a Super Bowl. Rex has to be in the top 10, maybe top 5.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Also, have give the obligatory “So that’s what an STD looks like.” comment.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
My only question is why isn’t Grossman on this list? Balderdash.
Worst QB’s to ever play in a Super Bowl? Hmm…Tony Eason, Grossman, Kerry Collins, Earl Morrall maybe? He was yanked for the rotting corpse of Johnny Unitas in Super Bowl III.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
i can think of MANY worse.
akili smith, bruce gradkowski, ken dorsey, ryan fitzpatrick, alex smith, kellen clemens, tavaris jackson, cade mcnown, joe flacco (bitch), etc.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Ryan Fitzpatrick is the bomb yo.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
He had, like, 4 games to prove himself.
That being said, nice list.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@bsanders – I read that yesterday. I thought it was pretty decent but there were definitely some guys that were wayyyyyyy higher than they should be.
My take.
/swear to god. no more promotion links today
//scouts honor
///only made it to webelows
June 11th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Troy Aikman
June 11th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
You forgot Charlie Frye.
/Twists knife
June 11th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
touche.
hell yea…FUCK troy aikman. not literally tho, cuz he’d like that because he’s gay.
/skip bayless’d
June 11th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Aikman and Bradshaw have to be 1 and 2 or 2 and 1 in terms of most overrated QB of all time.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Joe Montana?
/Where’s the door, again?
June 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Tom Brady?
/runs out
//seriously, though
June 11th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
bradshaw first, then aikman.
terry bradshaw being in the hall of fame is a slap in the face to all the truly deserving HoF’ers.
June 11th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I’d say Brady’s probably a little overrated, but still top five all time, along with Unitas, Montana, Manning and Elway. He’s definitely number five on that list, though.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Replace Manning with Marino and you’ve got yourself a list.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
You know who you’re talking to, right?
For now…
/BigBen’d
June 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Ridiculous.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Aren’t you a HUGE Colts fan? Is that a reverse mojo thing or something?
June 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Elways the best ever. Not even close. Montana is somewhere 6-10.
Doug Williams belongs on the list of worst to play in a SB.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
No Marino in top 5? why, NO RINGS?!
Elway is not the best ever.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Trent Dilfer anyone? And he WON a Super Bowl.
June 11th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
please…ray lewis QB’d that team thru pure fear and intimidation.
trent dilfer was just the vessel.
/trent dilfer is a necrophiliac
June 11th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
part 2 of Sophie Houghton.
June 11th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Still say it’s Delhomme, because people at least talk themselves into him being ‘good’.