Will Sammy Sosa Lawyer Up, Like He Said He Would? Or Just Rat Out Other Players?
Baseball, Courts, Legal June 17th. 2009, 3:45pm
Here’s Sammy Sosa, reported PED cheater, less than two weeks ago:
“I always played with love and responsibility and I assure you that I will not answer nor listen to rumors. If anything ugly comes up in the future, we will confront it immediately, but with all our strength because I will not allow anybody to tarnish what I did in the field,” Sosa said.
So. When can we expect a tersely-worded legal letter to be fired off to the New York Times?
Two down, one hundred and two to go. A-Rod and Sosa’s names have been leaked, and eventually, the rest will emerge. The timing of Sosa’s quotes last week and the release of this information is curious – do you think the lawyers that allegedly leaked this may have seen this piece last week about the slugger in the Chicago Tribune? This isn’t to say that a cadre of lawyers with the list is scouring the papers, looking for boastful players who think they’ve gotten away with something. But it wouldn’t surprise us.
The entitlement of some of these baseball players. If you go in public and deny cheating (hell, talking to ESPN Deportes might as well have been calling a press conference), don’t expect people who have the list in front of them to just let it slide.
Sosa’s options:
- Ignore it. The Mark McGwire solution. It’s worked well for that guy.
- Deny, deny, deny. And challenge the NYT legally. Keep playing up the Flintstones vitamins. When it goes to court, just don’t expect to use the ‘my English isn’t that strong’ charade you pulled a few years back in DC.
- To deflect the negative publicity, leak a player’s name who you know will steal the spotlight from you. A few of his teammates in 2003, for what it’s worth: Injury-ridden Mark Prior, perpetually-angry Carlos Zambrano, slugger Aramis Ramirez and ageless Moises Alou. It probably shouldn’t be too difficult to determine a few names that may emerge next.
Here’s one for the fans:
The fan has been the greatest enabler of the steroids era. Face it: Had the paying customer revolted, the institutional reaction would have been decidedly different. The superstars knew the paying customers were either too forgiving of their golden heroes or too selfish to have their fun and games interrupted (or both) to hold them accountable.
And a question for Bud: If you’re so bitter and jammed up about the names trickling out, why not release the rest of them? Like a band-aid, Bud, just yank it.
Reports of Sammy Sosa’s name on positive-test list is no shocker (LA Times)
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June 17th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Who cares?
June 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
OH MY GOD!!! we fans are assholes for wanting to be entertained for the money we pay. we’re such assholes.
fuck howard bryant…that guy is a hack.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Very very true, both back then and still today.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“I always played with love and responsibility and I assure you that I will not answer nor listen to rumors. If anything ugly comes up in the future, we will confront it immediately, but with all our strength because I will not allow anybody to tarnish what I did in the field,†Sosa said.
When did Sosa learn to speak English?
June 17th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Who cares?
Baseball purists and old writers.
Meanwhile football players could be juicing with horse hormones and no one would care a bit.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Who went on television, wrote self-serving articles, and made money from books saying that “McGwire and Sosa Saved Baseball?”
I don’t think it was the fans.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
who cares about anything!
everything sucks!
everyone sucks!
June 17th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Adam Morrison announced as a part of the team
June 17th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I want to know who has this magic list that the players union didn’t destroy. It seems like they release a big name every few months just to fuck with things. Unleash the entire list and lets be done with it you fuckwads.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Not if it means my team making the playoffs!
I really think most people just get pissed off when you lie about it.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Is that the 8 year old that comments on this site?
June 17th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I loved the ESPN poll yesterday, “What was your reaction to the Sosa news?”
Shocked 2%
Not Surprised 67%
Dont Care 31%
June 17th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
hahahaha
so funny that spencer and St. Bear had polar opposites at the exact same time.
i like to apply bryant’s theory to the salary cap and, say fans of shitty teams
June 17th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
If you’re so bitter and jammed up about the names trickling out, why not release the rest of them?
exactly. release the names and move on
June 17th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I just hope Sammy sent some leftover juice to Hafner this week.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
way to deflect the fact that sports writers,who are our eyes and ears in the clubhouse and kinda responsible for forming our opinions via information, ignored the obvious story of steroids because they wanted to ride the wave of records being broken and didnt dare speak of steroids because then they would lose their valuable access and be nothing better than a blogger who writes stories from their mom’s basement. this guy is a fucking douchebag
June 17th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
was disussed on espn yesterday –
mlb lawyers saw it
independent counsel hired by the union saw it
lawyers of the owners saw it
balco lawyers saw it
and that list has been floating for some time now, so you can imagine people talking … one year … i’d say a lot of people in baseball know. not even all high level people.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Until we find something stronger horse balls will have to do for now.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I think fans care about entertaining baseball being played. If the quality of the game is good, it doesn’t matter whether the players are roided up or not.
I think you of all people know that’s how the internet works.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Extremely naive assessment too. “Fans” aren’t buying luxury boxes and the expensive seats.
Teams don’t lose money on the unsold $8 seats.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I like busting TBL’s balls in fun on the Artie and hat posts, but I actually find the media hand-wringing in this story extremely interesting.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
what’s DA got to do with this?
June 17th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Teams don’t lose money on the unsold $8 seats.
The Phoenix Coyotes disagree
June 17th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
No just Artie Lange,Joe Buck,Hats on Athletes,Tony Romo,Greg Oden…
/am I missing anything?
June 17th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
every seat in Landshark stadium is 8 bucks.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
who is it? Pizza Guy
who? plumber
who? LandShark!
June 17th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Until we find something stronger horse balls will have to do for now.
Not that they helped Barbaro.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Tampa – Ahem, Brett Favre.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
+1, vezina.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Were the players on the 2003 list notified by MLB that they failed the tests back in 2003?
June 17th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
+11vty vezina.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
TBL, that wasn’t even remotely what I was saying, and you know it. But when it comes to PEDs…a big FUCKING YAWN.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
sparty, my cockles are warm. and, i know that giving is a fuzzy thing, too, because i gave Hef a +1 over on another post
thanks
oh, and about this post–Sosa’s Armour Hot Dog jingle is fun to listen to
June 17th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Please add to the list as an early strike: Mark Sanchez and scarfs
June 17th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
you know what?
everyone is to blame. take a fucking mulligan, shut the fuck up, and move on.
does anyone really give a shit if someone tested positive 6 years ago? are our lives any different b/c of this news?
you know who this effects? the writers. the players still have their millions, the fans still enjoy the game, the league still makes billions, and the writers feel like asses for not doing their job and reporting on it when they knew they should have.
end of story. no more steroid stories.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
God, Bill Simmons is an epic douchebag. . .
June 17th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
you two, mrejr
June 17th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
for everyone saying “who cares” or “no more steroid stories.” would you rather discuss tom brady and his new hat? this is actually a relevant story. 2 of the best players in the mlb have both been busted as a result of this list.there maybe more current all-stars on that list so i would say this worth discussing.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
id rather discuss our nation’s golf tournament that begins this week.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
The fan has been the greatest enabler of the steroids era. Face it: Had the paying customer revolted, the institutional reaction would have been decidedly different
Baseball is a monopoly. A government supported monopoly. If I want to watch baseball at the highest level I have to watch the shit they give me. Its the same thing with what Vince McMahon gives me in wrestling now. I may not like where the product has gone, but if I want to continue to enjoy it it’s pretty much the only game in town. It’s like when Twiggy appeared. If there giving us thin girls to masturbate to I guess that’s what we’ll masturbate to now. We’re sheep. If we’re told Paris Hilton is attractive enough times you will squint real hard and think it’s so, at least occasionally. This was a very deep and sensible paragraph.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
in case wilhelm’s orders are followed, i’d like to replace steroid stories with more Crazy Betting stories, like that one about the seagulls and Coco Crisp and the 15k bet on KC. in fact, does anyone know of a good book on tales of sports betting? i’ve done just enough to have a few of my own, and would love to read about others.
Well, since you asked, for instance, I won money on the Music City Miracle kick return and lost when Eustachy went bonkers and got 2 or 3 Ts at the end of a NCAA tourney game, and the other team hit all the FTs, blowing my cushion
June 17th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
it’s worth discussing as far as saying: yes, they took steroids. A lot of people took steroids. at least 104 tested positive in 2003 and we’ll know who those other 102 people are at some point. there were probably more than that who were taking substances that weren’t being tested for at that time and that’s probably still happening today.
it’s part of the game and it will never be removed from it as long as there is a player willing to cheat and willing to go so far as to test the system to make more money.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I really like talking about Tom Brady’s hats. You know what would look good on tom brady. Bowling Shirt. POW. Tom Brady’s Hat. POW. And to complete the look. Wallet Chain.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
the league has to do one of two things….turn a blind eye to the steroid issue and let players juice up or establish a salary cap in the league. whichever one happens, than atleast the nationals can compete on some level
June 17th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
+1 to spence for persistence, a small voice in the who-cares-about-golf wilderness
June 17th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
/that can be discussed here
//had to know that was coming
June 17th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
you want tom brady to dress like kid rock?
well, he DID spend 4 years in michigan…
June 17th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
in fact, does anyone know of a good book on tales of sports betting? i’ve done just enough to have a few of my own, and would love to read about others.
For good tales of sports betting I’d recommend Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, on sale at bookstores everywhere.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
you all fill up my senses
June 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
nice Rondoman
June 17th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
it’s kind of sad when discussions just peter out…it’s been 11 minutes since the last comment
June 17th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
everyone decided to read the link to fire jay mariotti.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
it’s kind of like when everyone’s loud and having a good time and then the munchies come out and there’s silence because everyone’s eating
that is, if you ever used to smoke dope
June 17th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Wait, used to? People stop?
June 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
or are stopped, in flaming accidents involving fishing line and three oreos
i heard about that
June 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
hah…dope. i always find it funny when people call weed that.
June 17th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
the code workd in HS, or one of them, was Rope
we were very clever
June 17th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
or if someone makes a funny joke and everyone gets done laughing but doesnt have anything to add but everyone is looking at each other waiting for the next comment
June 17th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
HAHAHAHA……..you looking at me?
June 17th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I’m absolutely no expert on these matters, but wouldn’t it be illegal for Bud to release the names? Wasn’t it collectively bargained between the union and the owners these names wouldn’t get out?
June 17th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
In related news – White Sox 4, Cubs 1. Danks – 7 IP, 1 ER, 5 H, 0 BB, 9 K.
Cubs suck.
June 17th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
What a freaking hack job that was by that blogger. I can’t stand Simmons homerism either, but that post was awful.
June 17th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
No more so than the cocksucker who wasted his time breaking down every sentence Simmons wrote. I wish I had the 5 minutes I spent reading that back.
June 17th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I’m absolutely no expert on these matters, but wouldn’t it be illegal for Bud to release the names? Wasn’t it collectively bargained between the union and the owners these names wouldn’t get out?
Never let reality get in the way of the pitchfork holding mob
June 17th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Danks was getting the Booger Ball over for strikes
June 17th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
hah…dope. i always find it funny when people call weed that.
I like to call it reefer.