For Ballplayer Mel Hall Will Probably See You Again in 2054
1-liner, Baseball, Courts, Legal June 18th. 2009, 12:30pm
45 Years in Jail: Mel Hall, who apparently lives by Matthew Monaghey’s credo in Dazed and Confused, is going up the river for 45 years for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old in the 1990s. The story’s a must-read: He was in his 20s, on the Yankees, and he became enamored with a 15-year-old. He lived at their house! Read it now. (Star Telegram)
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June 18th, 2009 at 12:34 PM
thank god you didnt use an Indians pic
June 18th, 2009 at 12:37 PM
“She’s just fifteen-years-old; leave her alone, they say…”
June 18th, 2009 at 12:43 PM
“my daughter is only 15″
“here’s a corvette”
“you kids have fun tonight. i’ll be sleeping in the guest room if you need me”
June 18th, 2009 at 12:48 PM
no wander he hates kobe
/cleveland prick
June 18th, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Dad should have held out for $5,000 a night, like Tyler Tequila’s “people” did in the earlier post about the fleecing of Brandon Jennings.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:50 PM
the dad basically whored the daughter out for a vette and the good life for a minute.
sad.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Jim Norton loves Mel Hall
/cursed
June 18th, 2009 at 12:55 PM
Wait, is this the “not getting sued” ballplayer post, because I’m pretty sure the convicted felon has bigger problems.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Mell Hall had the greatest Eazy-E mullet ever.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:58 PM
What a scumbag.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:59 PM
by Matthew Monaghey’s credo in Dazed and Confused
that would be Matthew McConaughey to the uninformed reader
/cthomashowell’d
June 18th, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Mel used to tell jokes about her all the time, and she was in the room!!
June 18th, 2009 at 1:02 PM
Somehow every pack of baseball cards I ever bought had a Mel Hall in it. I’m still haunted by his jheri curl. And this is exactly why you don’t want to name a son after yourself.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Mel Hall Story – 1987. I’m just walked in Gate B in Municipal Stadium with my dad. A guy with fli-flops and a long white cotton bathrobe is walking through the concourse, combing his wet gheri curl. That would be Mel Hall. It’s 12:50 and the game is 1:05. Yes, it’s Mel Hall. About 20 minutes later he smokes an opposite field HR in the uppder deck later that game. And even Joe Morgan attests to the veracity of this tale.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Jim Norton loves Mel Hall
/cursed
Mel used to tell jokes about her all the time while he was doing her, and I was in the closet!!
Man, that guy’s funny!
June 18th, 2009 at 1:07 PM
At least nobody can prove he was on steroids. I’m saving my outrage in case Hall’s name gets linked to PEDs.
June 18th, 2009 at 1:16 PM
what a horrible dad…a good dad would have held out for lamborghini gallardo
June 18th, 2009 at 1:22 PM
/justice’d
June 18th, 2009 at 1:39 PM
jpq, Did you see the headline?
/more cthomashowell’d
June 18th, 2009 at 1:45 PM
luis polonia thinks that mel hall went a little too far!!
June 18th, 2009 at 1:46 PM
jpq, Did you see the headline?
/more cthomashowell’d
@tkmsu: WOW my eyes missed that one completely
ty must have fallen off his high horse when he read that-lol
June 18th, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Mel Hall was the center of the Memorial Day 1991 game vs. the Red Sox; I was third row behind the Yankee dugout. Greates game I’ve seen live. Hall smoked a Jeff Reardon fastball into the upper deck to give the Yanks a come-from-behind 6-5 win.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/1991/B05270NYA1991.htm
June 18th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
Child molesters are the lowest form of life on the planet. I hope he becomes some inmate’s permanent bitch.