Maria Menounos, the only reason to like Boston … a 5-foot alligator became too large to have as a pet … early candidate for parent of the year? … police called to out-of-control bat mitzvah … a cheating politician? No way! … play Let’s Make a Deal with your credit card companies … bid on a round of golf with CNBC hottie Rebecca Jarvis … very NSFW – a bunch of topless models in GQ … Continental had no idea where it was sending this kid … big shock: Billy Joel’s 3rd marriage (this time, to a 27-year-old) didn’t work out …

Paul Pierce did not enjoy the NBA Finals. (Twitter)

Recasting Major League with today’s ballplayers. Cool. (America’s White Boy)

Eight days after saying that SVG would outcoach Phil Jackson in the Finals, Jason Whitlock takes a 180 degree turn on facebook. (Joe Sports Fan)

Be careful what threats you make in the comments … never know who is watching. (LVRJ)

Disgraced NBA ref Tim Donaghy entered a halfway house this morning; will the mob or David Stern have him rubbed out first? (USA Today)

Agents fighting over Cuban baseball free agents. (ESPN)

Will Sergio Garcia recently breaking up with Greg Norman’s daughter have an impact on his US Open? Either his head will be cleared or cluttered. (Bulls n Balls)

Fall asleep in the tattoo chair, wake up with 56 stars on your face. (Sydney Morning Herald)

Artie Lange, banned from HBO sports. (NY Post)

Don’t call it a comeback: NFL bust Charles Rogers. (Sparty and Friends)

Rocco! Rocco! People love that guy. (Bergen Record)


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