Another Reason to Scratch Your Head Over the US Justice System
1-liner, Courts, Legal, Lance Armstrong June 23rd. 2009, 12:40pmJustice?: One of the two clowns who stole Lance Armstrong’s bike is getting three years in prison for second-degree burglary and grand theft. This is the moment where you refer to Donte Stallworth getting 30 days in the slammer, and more recently, Chris Brown getting no jail time for doing this to Rihanna. [Sac Bee]
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June 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I heard there was a video of the Stallworth accident that favored heavily in his sentencing. I’d like to see that video, except for the part where he kills a dude in it.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
If you would just spend six months at Sanford Brown you’d understand the ins and outs of the criminal justice sytem, in addition to having the skills to work in several exciting fields.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Moral of the story…don’t ever fuck with Lance Armstrong. Second scariest person in sports, after David Stern.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
also, Donte Stallworth, Chris Brown, one of the two clowns… which of these things is not like the other? Which received the harshest sentence? What an unexpected surprise.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Rich people with fantastic lawyers should just take it upon themselves to destroy all the terrible people in the world. Apparently they would end up doing little to no time.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
It seems like I read somewhere that the guy Stallworth hit was drunker than he was and that had a lot to do with the light sentence.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
personal property matters more than a person’s life.
check out “Do the Right Thing”.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
ray lewis pwns both those pussies.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Cabbage I think youre thinking of the person driving Adenhart’s car. I dont think the guy Stallworth hit was drunk, he was just leaving work. I did read that the video shows him jumping out right in front of the car, leaving no time for an even sober driver to stop.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
the stallworth case just proves that nothing good ever happens after 2:00am
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Ray almost got caught…you never see David Stern coming…
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
o.j. pwns ray-ray,david stern and lance armstrong. shit he got caught and still got off.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I have Sports Center in the background as I’m working today….Sage Steel is horrible. She’s monotone, lifeless, and has ZERO personality. Have no idea how she landed this gig. Boom Goes The Dynamite Guy is more dynamic.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
yea, but lance and stern don’t have that crazy look in their eye.
oh, and aren’t 260 lb. guys who can run like a gazelle and have made a HoF career out of decapitating people. there’s a time and place for subtlety, but in the argument for most feared, ray lewis doesn’t have time for that bullshit.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
id fuck the living bejesus out of her.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
yeah she is one of my faves.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Doesn’t Sage Steele sound like a porn star? That cannot be her real name.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
the moral of this is if u committ a crime do it in a liberal state. california, ny, nj, mass u r golden
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
OMG!RLY?WTF?!?!
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
+1 for the himym reference, even if u didn’t really mean it.