Aaron Rodgers is Romancing a Grapefruit Heiress
Athletes and Celebrities, NFL, Video June 28th. 2009, 10:30am
The grapefruit heiress is named Julie Henderson, fresh off a sparkling relationship with Def Jam midget Russell Simmons.
Our reliable spies at the New York Post tell us that Henderson was cozying up with Rodgers last Wednesday over a romantic dinner at La Esquina.
I know, you can’t believe it.
Russell Simmons’ Ex Rebounds [Page Six]
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June 28th, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Now i remember why i dont drink often. I hate life today. Deadly hangover
June 28th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Look at Aaron Rodgers and TSH both striving for TBL’s lofty “cagey scenster” status: Rodgers for the Sanchez-like high profile Page 6 media coverage, and TSH for voraciously reading it like TBL does. Good work!
I guess Rodgers figures if you’re going for “sloppy seconds”, you might as well go for rich ones.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
You’re right. I can’t believe that Russell Simmons and Aaron Rodgers have been in the same woman.
Mighty kind of you to save the Aaron Rodgers hat pics for TBL on Monday.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Damn, she’s a hot model AND a grapefruit heiress? Sign me up
June 28th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Now i remember why i dont drink often. I hate life today. Deadly hangover
TexansFan: My advice to you
/Bluto’d
June 28th, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Spain’s about to lose to South Africa…what a choke job
June 28th, 2009 at 10:42 AM
jpq is taking no prisoners today. frankly, I’m not sure I have the energy.
June 28th, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Hernia: It does look like I was shot out of a cannon today. Don’t worry, it won’t last-lol
June 28th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Nevermind, Spain scores 2 in the last 3 minutes, lucky fucks
June 28th, 2009 at 10:52 AM
HOLY SHIT, SA JUST NAILS A FREE KICK IN INJURY TIME
Damn, here comes extra time
June 28th, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Anybody watch Royal Pains… the Indian Chick is extraordinarily sexy
June 28th, 2009 at 11:19 AM
I once dated a frozen concentrated orange juice futures heiress.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Is this a titty joke or does she really stand to inherit wealth based on fruit production.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Aaron Rodgers is romancing an Heiress’s grapefruits.
He’s taken her on many trips. Motorboat trips.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:45 AM
just heard on fox news that Billy Mays died.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:47 AM
just heard on fox news that Billy Mays died.
but wait, there’s more…..
June 28th, 2009 at 11:51 AM
just heard on fox news that Billy Mays died.
that guy can go straight to hell (just pay separate postage and handling).
I’m going to guess that his heart went Kaboom.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Why the hate for Billy Mays, dirt?
June 28th, 2009 at 11:55 AM
I’m just making jokes to mask my grief. It’s like somebody stabbed me in the heart with a Hercules Hook. No additional tools required.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Not even Mighty Putty is powerful enough to plug my tear ducts on a day like today.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:58 AM
I’m not sure it’s true…he was on a plane yesterday that blew out a tire on landing, but he was unhurt…maybe that’s where they’re getting it from.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:59 AM
He could have fixed that tire with Mighty Mendit.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
here’s a tampa news story, with a statement from his wife that sounds legit.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:01 PM
there’s a dent in my heart that not even the ding king could fix.
not even oxy clean could remove the tear stains from my shirt.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Spence, try Zorbeez. They have the power of a hundred paper towels.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:05 PM
It’s like his life slide right by us, like a slider off the non-stick surface of the Big City Slider…
June 28th, 2009 at 12:05 PM
Does it matter with those photos?
June 28th, 2009 at 12:07 PM
I saw the ad for that Jupiter Jack last night, and for the first time I am genuinely curious if it really works …hey for $19.95 it sure beats paying so much for an overpriced Bluetooth headset …
June 28th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Oh yeah …it is true on the Fox News site http://www.foxnews.com …and only 50 years old mind you!
June 28th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Ok, apparently her grandfather is in the grapefruit business, and discovered a specific type of grapefruit…so yes she’s a grapefruit heiress.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
just heard on fox news that Billy Mays died.
Somewhere Vince Shlomi is wiping his tears w/ his Shamwow
June 28th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Oh geez another week of this now as we console ourselves …he was just the best too!
June 28th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
So much for them dying only in threes …they are dropping like flies …what the heck? We would hate to admit it, but I guess “stay tuned for scenes from the next episode” the way this is all going down?
June 28th, 2009 at 12:22 PM
The pitchman torch will pass now to Vince Shlomi, because you know we can’t do this all day.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:37 PM
I still prefer Sue Ellen Mischke, the Oh Henry! candy bar heiress.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:51 PM
/Hernia’d
January 9th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
[s]strike through test deep with the bowels of TBL’s archives[/s]