Hockey Wag: The truth is, we don’t know anything about Evgeni Malkin. Our shallow hockey knowledge extends to Crosby, Ovechkin, 1990s hockey video games, and a few hockey players who have romanced celebrities. So we read a bit about this Malkin guy last night and he’s only 22, which is real impressive considering what he’s done in the last two seasons. As importantly, his girlfriend Oksana pranced around Miami last weekend in a bikini. Figured you’d enjoy that. [Big League Screw]