Yardwork: Lincecum and Oswalt Dominate, Halladay Doesn’t
Baseball June 30th. 2009, 10:00am
According to the New York Post, Carlos Beltran’s career could now be in jeopardy. It’s getting really, really ugly. If a bird craps on Johan Santana’s face during his wind-up tonight, temporarily blinding him, you shouldn’t be the least bit surprised.
Giants 10, Cardinals 0: The Giants would probably prefer that there be no All-Star break with their ace on such a hot streak. Tim Lincecum has thrown a complete game in three of his last four starts, including last night where he simply dominated the Cards lineup for two hits and eight strikeouts. They’ve won seven of 10 and patiently wait for L.A. to stumble.
Red Sox 4, Orioles 0: Jonathan Papelbon earned his 132nd career save, tying Bob Stanley for the most in Red Sox history. This season, he has 19 saves in 20 opportunities to go along with 86 Cobra Kai scowls. Jon Lester went seven shutout innings and fanned eight.
Astros 3, Padres 1: In easily his best start of the season, Roy Oswalt went the distance with the lone San Diego run coming on a wild pitch. As usual, expect his name to pop up frequently in July and for a whole lot of nothing to happen.
Rays 4, Blue Jays 1: Toronto’s bats didn’t give Roy Halladay a whole lot to work with in his first game back from injury and because of the long layoff, he was limited to 88 pitches over six innings and allowed two runs, including a homer to Pat Burrell Carl Crawford. The Rays have won six in a row and sit just five back of Boston.
Brewers 10, Mets 6: Mets have lost four straight and seven of 10. Disaster. Here’s Jerry Manuel after the game — “We’re a below average team. Period.€ Something has to happen, and soon. Can Omar Minaya at least answer some questions instead of Jerry doing all the heavy lifting? This is his mess too. And how many managers can be fired under Minaya before he actually takes blame for something?
Can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. If it wasn’t for pitching, Orel Hershiser would’ve been the next Gerardo.
16 Responses to “Yardwork: Lincecum and Oswalt Dominate, Halladay Doesn’t”
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June 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
That sucks about Beltran. He was about 3 more Beltran-like seasons from the HOF.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
including a homer to Pat Burrell
Carl Crawford hit his HR off Halladay. Pat Burrell hit his bomb off some scrub
June 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Never a good start to an article.
Orel kills it in that video by the way.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I can’t imagine that recovery from microfracture surgery would be as hard in baseball as it is in basketball. Maybe he’ll have to switch to 1B, or DH in the AL, but if Adam Dunn and Johnny Damon can be starting outfielders, than I’d say his career isn’t over yet.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
just got an email blast from SI: For the cover, they went with the Iowa HS football coach who was killed last week. Good call. Lee Jenkins wrote it, so it probably will kick ass.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:21 am
That’s the Astros organization for you…they always refuse to believe they are out of the race. That’s both a good and bad thing.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:23 am
great video call, Hernia
June 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
How did Papelbon earn a save for a third of an inning with a 4-run lead?
June 30th, 2009 at 10:29 am
He finished the game with the potential tying run on deck. Also, he’s a douche, but I’m not sure if that factors into the stat.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I forgot about that rule for saves. This hurts me in secret places.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
“My girlfriend has been doing doing COcaine w/ Pay-Dro Ga-Ra-Row for 2 days now”
/Orenthal’d
//1986 Dodgers’d
June 30th, 2009 at 10:35 am
going to be great when Burrell finishes close to 25 dingers this year when he gets on a tear.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Getting shit on by a bird is supposedly a sign of good luck. So we can rest assured it will not happen to a Mets player this season.
June 30th, 2009 at 10:57 am
What about getting shit on by a “stripper” at a bachelor party in Vegas?
June 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Which part of the video is more funny?
That Orel Hershiser’s “go to” dance move is the crotch thrust? or that the guy dubbed over his lip-synching is a black guy with a deep voice?
June 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Simmons’d