Kristin Cavallari … bear knocks man down, steals his sandwich … teacher sends kids home with the wrong DVD – the one with her having sex … Mena Suvari got a tattoo in the middle of the chest … Cops now own a doughnut shop … not the greatest mug shot from Three’s Company’s Joyce DeWitt … probably the saddest (and sickest) story you’re read all day … on the day Michael Jackson is buried, a damn good tribute … and you can watch Jacko’s ceremony on your phone … keep your daughters out of the Typhoon LagoonMegan Fox’s audition for Transformers included washing a Ferrari …

The Rinku and Dinesh debut was … let’s just say they’re on the five-year plan … for AAA. Maybe. (Million Dollar Blog, MLB.com)

“Mary Mickelson, the mother of Phil Mickelson, has been diagnosed with breast cancer less than two months after the golfer’s wife, Amy, was diagnosed with the disease.” (Union Trib)

Ryan Braun sends an SOS to mgmt; a better idea is that he ask to be traded. (CSTB)

Jim “Bob” Cooter making Vols everywhere proud: Arrested for burglary. (WATE 6)

Former UCLA point guard Cameron Dollar is trying to revive the Seattle U program. With all the talent in that area, we’ll guess NCAA tourney in 2013. (ESPN)

A day in the life of an MLB scout. (News on the 6)

Rodney Peete better not starting dating a 20-year-old waitress in another city. (Deadspin)

Just a guess, but this ump will get suspended. You don’t do Jeter dirty like that and get away with it. (Star-Ledger)

Dan Steinberg of the DC Sports Bog is now on Keith Olbermann’s radar. Well done! (Baseball Nerd)

Charley Steiner forgets the score, announces the game is over. Actually, it was tied. (Farther off the Wall)

Ricky Rubio’s not a brat; he’s “functioning effectively in society.” (Ty Duffy)

One vote for the Lakers still being the team to beat in the NBA. (WC Bias)

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