E! will be airing a True Hollywood story about baseball players wives tonight at 10 pm. “People think that just because you’re married to a baseball player, that you’re dumb, that you’re a gold digger, that you’re an ex-stripper,” Jorge Posada’s sexy wife Laura said. (That’s her on the left; Cole Hamels’ wife, who will also be featured on the show, is on the right.)

Uh, Laura, have you already forgotten trashtastic former stripper Anna Benson? Unless, of course … Posada was talking exactly about Benson, who has even used Gold Digger to her benefit. And she’s wont to brag about it, too.

“I drive a 7 Series BMW, which is boring,” she says. “Maybe if Kris signs to the Phillies I’ll get a nice [sports] car.€

Wives we’re hoping the show features: Lisa Dergan (Scott Podsednik), Jamie Kotsay (Mark Kotsay), Julia Schultz (Brett Tomko) the criminally underrated Heidi DeRosa (right; Mark DeRosa) and below, Diana Chiafair (Brian Roberts).

Wife of Yankees slugger Jorge Posada set to make her reality TV debut on E! (New York Daily News)