Hayden from Heroes, whose new movie looks awful … speaking of movies, do critics matter? … this column is exactly why we avoided all Michael Jackson excess yesterday …Cubes thinks google is slowing inching away from freeteacher-student mock weddings are never a good idea … your social security number could be in jeopardy! … a 15-year-old and his buddies hacked the i-phone this summer … blogs on paper: Failure … if you’re interested in the health care issue, this is a must-read …

Not even Manny Ramirez can save MLB ratings on FOX. (Sports Media Watch)

Colorado’s Alan Embree picks up a win … without throwing a pitch. (MLB.com)

Cool: How to do a backflip in a wheelchair. (How Stuff Works)

The Mahoning Valley Scrappers, a minor league team, will give away one lipo treatment tomorrow. (Thunder Treats)

ESPN’s John Gruden gets sorta political on his blog while visiting the troops. (Joe Bucs Fan)

The 15 greatest sports cheats of all-time, topped by Diego Maradona. (Soccer Lens)

Will Obama bounce the opening pitch at the All-Star game? (Vegaswatch)

Porn, now featuring less dialogue. (NYT)

Coach K’s committed to USA basketball through 2012. (Boston Globe)

Nice slide, Kearns. (Tiled Gif, via Here)

The angriest writer to attend the Michael Jackson ceremony. If you love the gloved one, skip this. (NY Post)

Blake Griffin didn’t mind Transformers 2. (Twitter)

For the female perspective on women hockey fans … (Second City Hockey)

Good luck at EMU, Ron English. (Detroit News)

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