Coaches Motivate by Any Means Necessary
College Football, NFL, Video July 15th. 2009, 1:45pm
Stephen Montemayor, one of our three interns, is a senior at the University of Kansas and the sports editor of The University Daily Kansan.
Recruiting violations? So original, Lane Kiffin. If you really wanted to make an impression when you hit Knoxville earlier this year, you’d have taken a few notes from Montana Tech football coach Bob Green.
Scoff all you want at the thought of taking advice from an NAIA coach from Big Sky Country, but you could learn a thing or two from the Orediggers coach.
Few have demonstrated as well as Green the ability to cause reporters to laugh along after an answer. Notice the coach still has a straight face and look of wild intentions and say to each other: “Let’s get the hell out of here.€
This got me thinking – what would a small list of pigskin coaches who employ unconventional means to motivate players or field media questions look like?
Mike Leach, Texas Tech
At 1:49: “Now on Monday, it says bad stuff. Severe storms. Well you’re going to be dead in 100 years anyway. Live dangerously. That thing on the screen is a little too sure of itself. Me personally? Expect sun. Go out there, expect sun, have a good time and if you run into the bad stuff don’t let that hamper your day. Don’t be a coward. Stay out in it, still enjoy the day.€
How has this not gotten the bronze plaque treatment outside Jones AT&T Stadium yet?
Mike Singletary, San Francisco 49ers
Because the dude is so intense, he could yell at me with his pants down at halftime and still make me want to run through a brick wall for him.
Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State
Brock Lesnar may be a Coors Light fan but Gundy auditioned for a commercial before the UFC heavyweight champion got his first cauliflower ear. Oklahoma State may be this year’s Texas Tech (Undefeated deep in the season before losing to OU) and Gundy should have plenty of opportunities to rack up a few more YouTube hits alongside the abovementioned Mikes.
John Gagliardi, St. John’s University
So what if Bobby Bowden gets docked a few victories. He’ll never catch college football’s all-time winningest coach – and neither will JoePa. The 82-year-old Gagliardi has coached Div. III’s St. Johns University since 1953 and has compiled a 461-125-11 record. In 2003, he passed Eddie Robinson on the all-time wins list. His secret? The “Winning With Nos Approach†– a list of things Gagliardi hated doing as a player such as tackling during practice, calisthenics, yelling and nobody gets cut.
BONUS INTERNATIONAL MENTION – Ludi Trener:
Have no idea who he is but I think I burst a blood vessel in my eye.
So, your favorite football coaching eccentricities in 3…2…1…
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July 15th, 2009 at 1:57 PM
Bob Green: the next Billy Mays?
July 15th, 2009 at 1:58 PM
He had me at, “rougher than a pinecone toilet seat.”
July 15th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
“Like a homely girl on her honeymoon. Get busy. Get busy.”
“Like a pogo stick on Viagra.”
I’m sensing a pattern.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Good work Stephen.
Needs more Zook, though.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:08 PM
my coach in grade school once told us, and i’ll never forget these words as long as i live…
“boys, don’t forget to wash your girdle…you don’t want to get waffle crotch.”
best life lesson i’ve ever been taught.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:08 PM
That pic is from one of favorite SNL skits of all-time. I still crack up just watching Spade/Applegate trying to keep a straight face through the thing.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Coach Finstock?
My middle school football coach told us: “Guys, when you get older, make sure you marry and ugly woman. That way, as you get older, you can tell her everyday ‘you’re as beatiful as the day I married you’.”
July 15th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Where’s Taguchi when I need him? Those are similes! I know they are!
/last night’d
July 15th, 2009 at 2:14 PM
and = an
July 15th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
my fun fact of the day is that the actual name of texas tech is merely texas tech university. not texas institute of technology, or texas polytechnical institute. just plain ole texas tech university. so retarded.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
like a midget at a urinal, we’re gonna have to stay on our toes
/drebin
July 15th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
I just gave “Ludi Trener” a crisp dollar bill outside the Safeco on my lunch break.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
You left out one of the best ever
This ain’t intramurals, brother!
July 15th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
IT’S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!! IT’S THE BIG 12!!!
July 15th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
merk – how close do you work to safeco?
July 15th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Mr. Montemayor – nice work. william allen white grad of ‘06. tell benson and bengtson thanks for all they do.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
i love dan hawkins.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:27 PM
dan hawkins is funny but isnt colorado still shitty?
July 15th, 2009 at 2:28 PM
why yes, yes they are.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:29 PM
needs more slap.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:29 PM
or blaming the coaches.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
One of my favorite exchanges from high school:
Coach: Dadgum it. You’re doin’ it to yourselves. You’re shootin’ yourselves in the foot, and you’re just killing yourselves.
Teammate: Could you really die from a shot to the foot?
Assistant: Shut up, he’s on a roll.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Sparty – Bring him back. Just for entertainment’s sake. Can he be like an ambassador for the school or something?
July 15th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
such an embarrassment. didn’t embrace anything. focused on recruiting juco kids. didn’t know when to run the ball.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
What about the land sloth?
July 15th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
@TBL
twas a BP, my mistake.
July 15th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
I would love to have Ludi Trener at a kids soccer game.