Ole Miss’ Reality Show: Bright Lights, Big Letdown?
College Football, Television July 16th. 2009, 4:01pm
Ole Miss is a trendy pick to win the SEC West and generally expected to rise to the levels a Houston Nutt-coached team with Ed Orgeron’s players should in its second year. (This would be the same sort of situation that Florida benefited from in 2006, Urban Meyer’s second year with Ron Zook’s recruits; if it transpires, you heard it here first.)
But the team’s upcoming reality show is probably not a good way to capitalize on that momentum. First, the history of players and teams with reality shows is bleak.
Look at the Hard Knocks Wikipedia page; the five teams featured were either bad or mediocre, with a 37-43 combined record and one playoff appearance, by the 2001 Baltimore Ravens. (The greatest things to come out of those shows: Kellie Croyle and this video.)
The record of BET reality shows is mixed. There was a BET show that followed Grambling State for a year; the Tigers finished 11-1. And Vince Young had a BET reality show, which has helped his career, I’m sure.
Sebastian Telfair had a full-blown documentary about his high school days, which was better received than he once was in Yonkers or is in the NBA. Barry Bonds’ show was awful and got cancelled. Jesse Palmer’s stint on The Bachelor got him out of football and onto ESPN.
And MTV’s Two-A-Days went from a show about the most powerful team in Alabama, Hoover High, a squad that could dispatch Tim Tebow’s high school program, to Mean Girls with blocking sleds.
Is adding that to the combustible situation in Oxford really such a good idea?
Ole Miss players are escaping car fires; Ole Miss blogs are at war with columnists; Houston Nutt is antagonizing a middling SEC team by crediting the “Wild Hog” or “Wild Rebel” to his brother and not Auburn’s Gus Malzahn.
The sort of added attention a reality show would bring is probably going to make all that better, right?
Nutt’s explanation for the Rebels’ participation doesn’t inspire confidence, either:
“You know, we talked long and hard about that, went back and forth. You know we live in this world of Twitter, and this world of information that’s out there all the time. And the thing we want to be able to do is to sell to some student athletes, recruits, that hey, this is what this program’s all about, this is what are players are about. I just feel pretty good – I’ve discussed things with Gridiron U. and our players. And we’ve got to be able to handle it. And hopefully we put blinders on and go to work. They will be here a total of about two and a half weeks; maybe three if they can get here the last week of workouts in the summer. So, we’ll see how that goes.€
The Rebels’ schedule is easy: ‘Bama and LSU at home, no Florida, Georgia, or Tennessee, and no out-of-conference threats. Their talent is solid, from dark-horse Heisman contender Jevan Snead at quarterback to defensive terror Greg Hardy, and they’ve bested the Fighting Tebows, the prohibitive SEC East favorite, before, and in Gainesville.
And yet, the Rebels will tempt fate in front of camera lenses. Certainly, any publicity is good publicity. But this team has the ability to perform on Saturdays, and if they do, they wouldn’t need a silly reality show to get their shine.
40 Responses to “Ole Miss’ Reality Show: Bright Lights, Big Letdown?”
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July 16th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
wow
July 16th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Bright Lights, Beef Jerky.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
finally an SEC team is going to get some attention.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
But the team’s upcoming reality show is probably not a good way to capitalize on that momentum. First, the history of players and teams with reality shows is bleak.
wait until Nutt brings the team out for the traditional Friday night cross-burning ceremony. That will go over well on BET.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
everyone knows tim allen and martin lawrence created wild hogs
July 16th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
I REALLY can’t wait until he calls one of his players boy. Dammit, I’m gonna have to watch BET again.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
But travolta took credit fo it that sun of a bitch… looking busy while commenting at meetings, so dangerous, but exciting.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
+1
four or five losses. Ole Miss even with Nutt can only get so many good players after UF, LSU, Bama, Tenn, and UGA are done.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
how did you leave of the show about Dick Butkus taking over as coach of one of the worst high school programs in PA? the shows name escapes me
July 16th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
It’s kinda funny, but in the interview in one of the links above, Nutt is asked a bunch of questions, and basically doesn’t commit on hardly any of them. Everythings “similar”, “I like them all”, etc. Then, the first comment at the bottom is “What a straight shooter”. Funny how people read the same thing and see it differently
July 16th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
All SEC schedules are easy. They play 2 tough conference games, maybe 3 in a really tough year. Most teams don’t leave their state for non-conference games.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Bound for Glory, man that was tough to google
July 16th, 2009 at 4:33 PM
did they win a game?
July 16th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
I remember them sucking and the show getting canceled
July 16th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
He was a much better coach on Hang Time.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
I’m pretty sure no one on Earth watched that show. I left off Knight School for the same reason.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
/sheepishly raises hand
I watched it…
July 16th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
What about that documentary on the US Women’s Soccer team? Or the one on this years Redeem Team? Are we not counting those?
Kudos Hutchins for writing a post under 10,000 words. Didn’t think you could do it.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Vandy > Ole Miss
July 16th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Exactly. And so is everyone’s schedule in the AL East.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Tennessee: @Cal, @UCLA, @Neb, @Ohio State
UGA: @Ariz St, @Colorado, @Oklahoma St
Ark: @USC, @TAMU
Aub: @USC, @Kansas St
Alabama: @Penn State
Vandy: @Mich, @Rice
LSU: @Arizona State, @Washington
Miss St: @West Va, @GT
South Carolina’s 2009 Schedule: @NC State, @UGA, Ole Miss, @Bama, @Tenn, @Ark, Florida, Clemson.
July 16th, 2009 at 4:56 PM
That’s cool…I remember feeling shame when I was watching the first season of “The Pick Up Artist”. What a horrible show and I couldn’t stop watching.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
You left one off of this list.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
I was listing names outside of the each teams’ state.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Nevermind, those are out of conference out of state games. Anywho, yeah, the SEC plays legit skeds, and I’m an ACC guy, so that’s tough for me to say. Credit where it’s due and all.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Penn State always plays a brutal non-conference schedule.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
and how did they sandwich that game? with losses at HOME to vandy and south cackalacky.
/never mentioned because everyone outside of arkansas loves hootie.
//fuck ole piss.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
Thats it, another 49-18 beating for you this year, you’ll never see this beauty again.
/dumbest rivalry trophy evar
July 16th, 2009 at 5:26 PM
Penn State gets an unfair rap. this year is an abortion, but they usually have a good OOC team on the schedule. shit, everyone complained about OrSt last year, but no one has called out Gods on listing Rice as a tough team. they’ve had Miami and Nebraska home and homes this decade, and Alabama the next two.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Ark? Why the hate for Nutt? He led to some good times, and now you have Satan’s dick (Bobby P!!) as your coach. I think you’ll find Nutt much more likeable, especially after Petrino bolts for another job after week 7.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Rice is an 8- win team from who won a bowl game. They would easily be the best team PSU would play out of conference if they were on their schedule this year. And it is a road game.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:36 PM
The best team in the SEC plays a schedule worse than just about anyone out of conference.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Uh, no. If you are trying to imply that Houston Nutt is anywhere in Urban Meyer’s league, you are effin nuts (no pun intended). And, yes Nutt beat Meyer last year, but so what. Nutt’s coaching performance at Arkansas was absolutely pathetic…that team should have won a LOT more games with the talent they put on the field.
July 16th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
arguing SOS as an SEC fan is quite silly. it is the best conference but wow, you really cannot defend their out of conference. I mean you listed a tenn game against osu do defend your point. that game doesnt happen for about another 10 years.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Seeing as how schedules are now done well in advance, your point is not well constructed. I also forgot the home and home Tenn did with ND. Does Florida schedule some shit for OOC? God yes, and they should be embarrassed. But don’t tell me all SEC schools schedule crap games, because that is simply bull shit, and anyone can see that from the list that I posted. Funny thing is, the moment FSU gets back to being as good as they should be, I wonder if you will slam Florida for that?
July 16th, 2009 at 6:29 PM
It has less to do with Nutt’s coaching and more to do with Orgeron’s players: At the right positions, Ole Miss is as good as much of the SEC. Snead’s better than Chris Leak, barely; Hardy’s as imposing as Derrick Harvey was.
Losing Oher to the pros will not help, and not pulling in talent on his own, like Meyer did with Tebow/Harvin/Reggie Nelson, won’t help the comparison, either. But Nutt’s got the talent to win the West, at least, and Meyer’s ‘06 situation is the closest analogy.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:43 PM
And on Florida’s OOC: Last year, they had Hawai’i (off an undefeated season), Miami, and a road game at Florida State. It’s not their fault if other teams don’t play well with a schedule like that.
This year’s, though, is indefensible. Though it won’t matter: If they go undefeated in the regular season, they’ll play for the title. It’s only the climbers who have to worry about whether their wins are “good enough.”
July 16th, 2009 at 6:50 PM
UF’s schedule makes me sick. Outside of going to LSU their toughest game is UGA, whom they own. If they don’t go 12-0 it would suprise me much more than if they did.
/I’m begging you Urban, leave.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
The only reason why I think Ole Miss has a shot is that their schedule shapes up nicely. They aren’t as good as Bama or LSU in terms of talent, but LSU has a tough schedule, as does Bama.
July 16th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Snead is much better than Leak.
Among the teams that they vanquished: the mighty Bears of the University of Northern Colorado. You might want to leave that one off.