Stats, Stats, Stats!: Another terrific riff from Norman Chad, who sets his sights on the media and its annoying infatuation with statistics. “The [Wall Street] Journal reduces all of sport to numbers, graphs and pie charts — it’s a statistical junkyard, with spare parts nobody needs.” Also getting the treatment: USA Today and ESPN. “‘… a low 5.2 strikeout rate and 1.6 K/BB ratio are worrisome. His .260 BA-BIP and 84 percent strand rate are both primed for regression. Jurrjens’ 5.03 xERA is nearly three runs higher than his actual ERA, an ominous indicator.’ Heck, I’m scared.” Us too. [Couch Slouch]