Clinton Portis: “I don’t think there’s a woman in the United States of America that would say I’m gay.”
1-liner, Kind of Gay, NFL August 4th. 2009, 3:00pm
Clinton Portis: “Why did I go blond? I just felt like doing something different. You know, I think even with that, from what I hear, now I’m gay? I don’t think there’s a woman in the United States of America that would say I’m gay.” [DC Sports Bog]
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August 4th, 2009 at 3:05 PM
She had dumps like a truck–truck truck
Thighs like what–what what
Baby move your butt–butt butt
I think to sing it again
August 4th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
+2 clown. Laughed my ass off on that one.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Good for you, clown.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
ladies love Clinton
August 4th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
When you have to point out how much you like fucking women you like fucking men.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Blue ribbon clown, I’m gonna miss you come October.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Any more and it gets moderated. Anywho, he’s just a “colorful character”. It’s not like he’s Joey Votto or Bronson Arroyo.
DING!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
so he should do reverse psychology and say how much he likes to fuck men to prove how he likes to fuck women?
that’ll work.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Gay.
August 4th, 2009 at 4:34 PM
Clinton Portis: “I don’t think there’s a person in the United States of America that would say I’m intelligent.”
Nice to see he thinks w/ his dick. Way to fit a stereotype, Mr. Whatteverthefuckyoucallyourselftodayis
August 4th, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Admittedly, I was going for a Sisqo joke before I read the comments. Screw you Clown, mine would have been something to the tune of “We’re not making love no more.” Which is my favorite Haywood Jefferies,
Ernest Givens, Curtis DuncanDru Hill song