Florida State Students Want T-Pain As New School President (No, Really)
College Football, Only in Florida, Pop Culture August 7th. 2009, 4:45pm
T.K. Wetherell, Florida State’s outgoing president, contributed his fair share of cheating scandals accomplishments—and one funny faux pas—to the former Florida State College for Women during his tenure, and generally kept things harmonious in Tallahassee.
But if a coalition of students gets their way, his successor might be singing a different tune. Like, say, Auto-Tune.
This is the what the “T-Pain Killa Cam-Pain,” two weeks old and thriving on their own website, Facebook, and Twitter. I hollered at Justin de la Cruz, FSU graduate student and Head Killa Cam-Pain Manager, via email.
“I started the Cam-Pain with a single Twitter post,” de la Cruz wrote. “I just thought ‘T.K.’s leaving… why not get T-Pain? It’s practically the same name, but T-Pain is much, much more popular.’
“Weeks later, when a friend of mine threw a themed rock star party, I deemed it an appropriate time for the unveiling of my shirt idea, and that’s what got the ball rolling.”
FSU could, if it wanted celebrities, tab anyone from Burt Reynolds to Creed frontman Scott Stapp, but T-Pain’s different, according to de la Cruz.
“The cool thing is that T-Pain is a great businessman — he has successfully popularized both a movement in the hip-hop realm (the use of auto-tune) and in the parody realm (e.g., “I’m On A Boat”). When is the last time someone got famous for doing something seriously, then got famous for making fun of himself doing that same thing, and then kept both branches of his popularity afloat?”
Their efforts are easy to dismiss as a lark, de la Cruz insists there’s some method to the madness.
“We do mean to be taken seriously. We want students to start thinking about this process of choosing a new university president. When I was an undergraduate, I didn’t really care about who was president, but now I see how much impact the person in the top office can have.”
It’s gaining momentum, too. “The real explosion in numbers,” de la Cruz reports, “happened on Wednesday, August 5, when we received coverage from the Tallahassee Democrat, the Orlando Sentinel, local news stations WTLH and WCTV, and Fark. On that Wednesday, we went from just under 200 people in the early morning to just under 1,000 people just before midnight.”
“I’ve been wearing the shirt around town and I’ve only been getting positive reactions,” de la Cruz reports. “I’ve personally only heard one negative reaction from a younger person, through a message on Facebook, and I’m pretty sure he was just a robot.”
And T-Pain himself has blessed this movement on Twitter. So it’s probably time to start treating the meeting between Bobby Bowden and his new boss Faheem Najm as an inevitability, right?
“I imagine them sipping iced tea on Bobby’s back porch, discussing everything from politics to the weather,” de la Cruz writes. “Mrs. Bowden brings out a plate of lemon bars, and the two men have a relaxing snack and play a game of Scrabble to wind down the evening.”
Even if it doesn’t work out, it’s a tutorial on how ideas go viral: “The real fun was seeing an original idea of mine spread like wildfire through the things I use everyday — through Twitter, Facebook, blogs. This is really what Web 2.0 is all about: connecting people and ideas.”
And if it does? De la Cruz reports that a UF member of the Cam-Pain is scheming to put Tom Petty up for the AD role in Gainesville, filled admirably for so many years by Jeremy Foley.
I think we’ll leave the free-falling to the Seminoles’ football team.
Follow the Cam-Pain on Twitter with this hashtag: #tpain4FSUprez.
26 Responses to “Florida State Students Want T-Pain As New School President (No, Really)”
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August 7th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
The terrorists have won.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
yeah this is a shitty post. andy you even do shitty posts well.
/i would hate to disappoint hakeem
August 7th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
way to waste your efforts on this one, kids.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
I want Megan Fox as my school president.
/never gonna happy, kids
August 7th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Has this site turned Wayyyyyyy too college oriented? Jesus, every single post is about 19 year old college kids. what happened to the good ole days?
August 7th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
August 7th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
this is nuts.
http://www.noob.us/entertainment/keith-eloi-jumps-out-of-the-pool-backwards/
August 7th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
De la Cruz is a fucking moron. Yeah, T-Pain is such a great businessman…. the way he took a song someone else wrote and that someone else produced and that someone else marketed and that someone else profited from and etc.. etc..
FSU makes SEC kids look like MIT grads.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
i’m willing to bet his master’s thesis is something about social networking and marketing/PR. he’s getting a paper out of this.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
This one is better: fully submerged and he’s bigger.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
no way that big dude could do that backwards.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
I’ve never attempted it, but it seems it would be easier backwards?
Think about the power you have pushing with your legs backwards vs forwards…
August 7th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
this kid smokes them all. and this one is really impressive
August 7th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
/JPQ’d
/don’t worry, I won’t step in the flower bed
August 7th, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Ha, mickelson tits. But who knew those other daywalkers could leap?
Dammit! Been a few months since I’ve seen that.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:20 PM
mrejr, that second one was crazy, never seen it before.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Clicked the comment and immediately got up and started dancing. +3.11
August 7th, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Did you grind your dick on every piece of ass that walked in, too?
/never gonna give that up
/all i got
August 7th, 2009 at 5:26 PM
you all should have been here when i rick roll’d tbl on nfl draft day . he was pissed. he thought i was linking to bill cosby being interviewed by ea. that is one of my proudest moments in commenting
August 7th, 2009 at 5:32 PM
FSU alum ‘07 count me in. Its not like I’m using that Econ degree anyhow.
“Ima get you a raaaannngggggg!!!”
August 7th, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Bill Gates and the guy who founded Atari sees nothing wrong with this…
August 7th, 2009 at 6:32 PM
I seriously thought I was reading an onion article. Pretty funny
August 7th, 2009 at 6:59 PM
No clue who T Pain is. Good or bad thing?
August 7th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Has this site turned Wayyyyyyy too college oriented? Jesus, every single post is about 19 year old college kids. what happened to the good ole days?
/JPQ’d
/don’t worry, I won’t step in the flower bed
good for you, kid. you’re learning.
August 7th, 2009 at 8:30 PM
T-Pain is not bad. He’s on everyone’s song so he gets a lot of play. Probably too much. The auto-tune thing was unique until everyone started using it, but you know it’s T-Pain on the auto-tune when you hear him.
T is short for Tallahasee. Sure you know that.
August 8th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
I think that Barry should start using auto-tune when he addresses the nation. That would be the shit.