No, this will not be another preview ending with a playoff prediction. Sure, there’s some good hard evidence that the Rams might jump a little in the standings this year. And hey, this is the wacky NFC West, where anything can happen!

But the state of the roster is bad enough to the point where you wonder if Steve Spagnuolo just got Will Ferrell syndrome and decided to jump on the first opportunity he was given. If he can somehow squeeze more than six or seven wins out of that schedule, then he’ll warrant Coach of the Year consideration. But the days of “Greatest Show on Turf” are long dead.

The two guys you should care about: There are few teams as starved for stars as the Rams, but there’s no lack of respect here for Steven Jackson. It’s still scary to think that there were at least some people out there who thought Kevin Jones was the better running back in the 2004 NFL Draft. Looks like time took care of that argument.

In case you forgot, here’s a reminder of what Jackson is capable of. A couple of seasons playing at less than full strength have knocked Jackson off his pedestal as one of the elite running backs in the league – remember when he promised 2500 yards from scrimmage? He’s only 26, but that figure hasn’t been converted to running back years. Still, with Orlando Pace and Torry Holt gone, I’ll take any name on this roster I can recognize.

Marc Bulger will be a great experiment in whether you can teach an old dog new tricks, and so far the transition to the West Coast offense doesn’t look like it’s going so smoothly. Of course, it would help if the Rams didn’t have to take other teams’ leftovers to find Bulger a receiver.

There’s also been talk of having Marc Bulger move around more and occasionally roll the pocket in the new offense. Is this really the best idea for a guy who’s been sacked 75 times in the last two years and has an injury history?

It’ll be no surprise if Spagnuolo comes out and runs Jackson roughshod the way they did in 2005, when Jackson finished with 1,500 rushing yards and 800 receiving yards.If Jason Smith and Jason Brown can bolster the line, this unit has a chance to be not as atrocious as last year’s version (a ringing endorsement).

The miracle worker: Well…at least Spagnuolo gets to start from scratch. Even the most diehard NFL followers would be hard-pressed to reel off the Rams’ expected defensive starters. There’s plenty of talented young players, but are any of them ready to step up? Spagnuolo is accustomed to having a dominant line that can create havoc by itself, but James Hall and Leonard Little are the best sack artists that the team has to offer until Chris Long matures.

More worrisome might be St. Louis’ inability to stop the run. The Rams gave up almost 5 yards per carry last year and capped things off by letting Michael Turner rush for 208 yards in the final game of the season. Hometown boy Hollis Thomas was brought in to stop the bleeding, but it probably won’t be enough. And it looks like James Laurinaitis will be stepping into a starting spot sooner rather than later.

Prediction: 4-12. Even if the Rams are better, they haven’t improved as much as their divisional counterparts. Spagnuolo might be up to the task of righting the ship, but it’ll take at least another year to legitimately shake up the roster before St. Louis can be taken seriously.

2009 NFL Previews

NFC East: Dallas Cowboys | Philadelphia Eagles | New York Giants | Washington Redskins

NFC North: Chicago Bears | Detroit Lions | Minnesota Vikings | Green Bay Packers

NFL South: Tampa Bay Bucs | Atlanta Falcons | New Orleans Saints | Carolina Panthers

NFL West: San Francisco 49ers |