The Ultimate 11, by Position, with WAGs
Soccer, WAG August 25th. 2009, 9:15am
We took a break from crafting masterful prose to study WAGS until we went blind. Read into that what you will. Here is a team of eleven who would rival surpass their husbands for entertainment value. On to the Women.
GK: Alena Seredova - Former Miss Czech Republic in 1998. (Gianluigi Buffon, Juventus)
D: Cheryl Cole – Member of Girls Aloud, British show X-Factor (Cashley Cole, Chelski)
D: Tanya Robinson - Won FHM’s “High-Street Honeys” competition in 2002, Girlgroup “Mrs. Robinson” (Steven Taylor, Newcastle)
D: Valentina Zambrotta – A downhill, inline skater. Whatever that is. (Gianluca Zambrotta – A.C. Milan)
M: Sylvie van der Vaart – Dutch model, actress, presenter. (Rafael van der Vaart, Real Madrid)
M: Oksana Andersson – Russian-born Swedish model, reality show contestant, dancer for noted musical group “Sunblock.” (Christian Wilhelmsson – Al Hilal)
M: Amii Grove – British Page 3 Model (Jermaine Pennant, Real Zaragoza)
M: Helen Svedin - Swedish cover model (Luis Figo, Retired)
F: Melissa Satta – Host of the Italian television show Striascia la notzia, “Strip the News.” (Christian Vieri, Free Agent)
F: Abigail Clancy – Member of girl group Genie Queen. Britain’s Next Top Model. Lingerie Model. Couples with a man who dances like this. (Peter Crouch, Tottenham Hotspur)
F: Ilary Blasi - Italian model and television presenter. (Francesco Totti, Roma)
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August 25th, 2009 at 9:20 AM
To be fair, this was a tag-team effort with TBL.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Great change of subject after a whole week of Liverpool bashing and just plain God-awful posts including your Arsenal homering Duffy.
How is your new high horse? You can’t smell your own farts from up there can you?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Co-MVP’s go to: Mrs. Rafael van der Vaart and Mrs. Peter Crouch.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Good to see Duffy with a sense of humor about himself.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Zambrotta’s making a tard face.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:25 AM
Italy wins again!
August 25th, 2009 at 9:26 AM
i wish i played soccer in europe…
August 25th, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Winner: Helen Svedin for one of the hottest non-full frontal shots and poses I have ever seen! Vegas 10!
http://thebiglead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/helensvedin.jpg
August 25th, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Duffy did the leg work (picking the players).
I did the easy work (photos). A couple are mildly NSFW.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Italian tv is the best!
Sylvie van der Vaart – have mercy.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:28 AM
In what?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:28 AM
This took much time for sure. Great production work Duffy and TBL Godfather.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:28 AM
up early, Paolo?
link via Tampa Bo
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32548247/ns/us_news-weird_news
(only in FLa)
August 25th, 2009 at 9:29 AM
Is presenter a job? Aren’t you asked to present for free? Like being a fiend of the person getting the award?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Oh yeah TBL Godfather, with a Diet Sunkist tip of the glass to you as well!
Hot weeks with hot new model-material girlfriend, but bad times mostly otherwise since 10:00PM last night, so obviously from my posts you can see I am just a tad on edge (audience laugh track, jeers from haters, set-up for a few cracks at me, increased East Coast reader constipation, et cetera)
August 25th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Is presenter a job? Aren’t you asked to present for free?
I was thinking the same thing, I thought you got a gift bag and that was it. Thank god I’m not at work yet these pics are incredible.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Sorry, I was sort of scanning wikipedia entries for those fantastic bios and was unclear. “Presenter” is like TV Host in a Britain.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Melissa Satta
love those star tatts
August 25th, 2009 at 9:36 AM
This is also the case at the very least in Italy and in Spain.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:38 AM
I don’t know what a High Street Honeys competition is, but I’m sure that whatever it is, Tanya Robinson deserved to win
August 25th, 2009 at 9:38 AM
someone had asked about the sanchez post … just complete. 1115. be there or be square.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
Was thinking the exact same thing.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
A kinder, gentler Paolo is in the works before responding to this stupid question.
Msuspartan and others, I will give you one more chance to get it by slowing down, reading through the post by Duffy again, taking your largely Gen Y ADD medication, and throwing your Twitter in the shitter perhaps for the whole day if not putting down also your Crackberry or Sidekick when you visit TBL.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:44 AM
I think it’s pretty clear neither QB the Jets have is “good” at this point in time. So they might as well throw Sanchez to the wolves this year, go 6-10, and hope he makes a big leap in year 2. With Clemens, he’s a fourth-year guy at this point, if he hasn’t gotten it by now that there are some passes you just can’t throw, is he really going to?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:45 AM
I choose square, for TBL Godfather this is just you homering your Jets before they have played any games again. It’s like Brett Favre with the Jets re-visited but with an unproven high draft pick instead. Typical New Yorkers — far more about the media spotlight for the Mets and Jets than any championships. At least the obnoxiously arrogant Giant and Yankee types have many trophies to back up their loud mouths.
Jets and Mets fans are kind of like Eagles fans transplanted to New York who are even worse because they have had a few trophies.
Phillies fans weren’t so bad until a few local bojacks kicked that dudes ass outside the stadium.
I can’t wait for TBL Godfather to kick that douches Misanelli’s ass on here. As part of the mission, most parts of which are classified of course, I’ll take care of the Philly douches and homers that come on here, and mind you my NFC team is the Eagles at that!
August 25th, 2009 at 9:45 AM
And old Paolo is back.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:49 AM
That Clemens pick just before halftime last night was the “some passes you just can’t throw” I was referring to. Gruden and Jaws’ reactions were priceless. Gruden still fumbles with his syntax now and then and transitioning in and out of dead spots, but man is he more entertaining than Tony K.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Gemma Atkinson isn’t a WAG?
August 25th, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Guess I must be blind, no idea what Italy “won” in.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Nah, you’re not blind, just a bojack ninnie.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Batshit expatriates.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Paolo left their country
August 25th, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Msuspartan not only did you blow it, but now the work on a kinder and gentler Paolo goes back to the starting line with any progress destroyed forever!
Look you wantonly attention-deficient bojack loser douchebag moron likely medicated and addicted to some Crackberry-type device, if not stuck also too long in some jerkwater town or area, the greatest number of names above are Italian!
Italy wins the WAG contest!
I hate having to spell out and telegraph dry humour to bojack losers like this who seem to only get the canned jokes like the unfunny candyasses tell down South. Get your head out of your smelly, rotten ass and get in the game before you come on here!
This is just not any sports site this is a mission! So go back and get your head on right and then come back you dumbass!
And those of you like msuspartan if you really want more torture for example, turn on Atlanta radio where before satellite they hardly or never had Howard Stern on air due to all the Bible-thumpers of course. It probably sucks worse than even all other terrestrial radio yet still has those Southern fried and canned redneckish jokes flying.
Instead when I lived there we got the likes of “Steve and Vikki” and other Southern trash. I bet they are still on the air. FUCKIN’ LOSERS!
Okay, now back to the mission for a kinder and gentler Paolo again (takes deep breath).
August 25th, 2009 at 10:02 AM
git ‘er done.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
You just made yourself look like a fucking idiot.
Four= four right?
four english, four italian.
NOW FUCKING LEAVE
August 25th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Except there are 4 Brits and 3 Italians, you dumbshit horse’s ass douchefuck cockgobbling jerkface.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:06 AM
Hey check your crazy math at the door, pal.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
four english, four italian.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:10 AM
At least we’re keeping it civil.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Clown, today you have fallen highly as well you Dallas pile of cattle turds. See my comments to Msuspartan and either get with it and say something else witty as usual or just shutup. Or go back and haul off angry in your big rig after a romp in your mime harem dungeon.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:11 AM
which would make it 8-8.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Well General it’s not like I did not give it a solid go instead of just lighting into these douches and haters …back to the drawing board. (hands up in air)
August 25th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Nice try. Still wrong. Keep digging yourself to hell dumbass.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Im a fan of Valentina Zambrotta shes got some massive naturals.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
The fuck does this mean?
August 25th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
haha my bad, 8-7 English.
four players and wives. 8
4 italian players and 3 wives. and one of those 3 was born in boston.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
The fuck does this mean?
Ask Clown
August 25th, 2009 at 10:21 AM
I vote for something witty.
/let’s go clo-own! clap clap clapclapclap
August 25th, 2009 at 10:21 AM
more like ASS clown…am i right?
/tampa bo’d
August 25th, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Loved this.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:28 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alena_%C5%A0eredov%C3%A1
Msus, Seredova is also Italian by virtue of marriage. It’s a draw 8-8 then fine, and you have a case if you are going to argue by birth and so on.
But note you never made a case for the English (specifically) in the first place as did I for the Italians.
Still you don’t get dry humour and are a glutton for verbal abuse. Work on that before you get on my case about delivering it.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
If only Paolo understood the dry humor response to his own “dry humor” response. If only…
August 25th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Haha, alright. Whatever gets you through the day.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Nice post, and I too am drinking a diet sunkist. The world moves in mysterious ways.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
You crazy kids and your stereotypes.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:06 AM
/Scooby-Doo’d?
//Scooby Dooby Doo!
///More Covert Marijuana Propaganda?
August 25th, 2009 at 11:09 AM
howabout some non-covert weed propganda?
legalize it.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Never. Jail them all with heavy fines I say. Except for real medical use approved at the FEDERAL level.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:17 AM
And if only your dumb ass actually read the entire post before you hit your Crackberry or Tweeted out of your ass or whatever before commenting …
See my post 23 …he had all the chance to avoid the abuse, but he took it like an Eagles fan (of which I am not sure if he is or not).
August 25th, 2009 at 11:24 AM
do you have any idea how much that costs taxpayers? for weed?
the fact that our govt wastes BILLIONS of dollars punishing and trying to stop the trafficking of marijuana is a fucking joke. we should be outraged, as citizens.
we should DEMAND it’s legalization and taxation as a band-aid for the financial troubles we find ourselves in. it just doesn’t make sense.
im all for the continued prohibition of hard drugs and mind expanding hallucinogens, but not chronic. that’s just dumb.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:36 AM
Make everything legal, and tax the hell out of it. Sure things would get a little rough in the beginning, but then Natural Selection would kick in and thin out the herd.
/simplistic’d
August 25th, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Cost no way. Put them into forced labour for the benefit of society. No free food but water too. I could go on but back to sports …back to your weed Spencer too.
I like the spirit at the very least of St. Bear’s views along the lines of Occam’s razor.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:57 AM
so you’re in favor of slavery but not the legalization and taxation of weed? ridiculous.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Is that my ultimatum? Don’t comment or risk your verbal “abuse”?
If that’s the case, I’ll continue commenting. And take it as a victory that I was right.
/England > Italy.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:20 PM
As you are stoned, there is no point in further discussion when you cannot even understand any more precise legal definitions. It is NOT slavery when one FREELY commits a crime and is convicted by due process of the law and then, when there is substantial public expense for incarceration, put into labour to pay it off.
Back to your weed again quit trying to reason in your high Spencer.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Never an ultimatum, but obviously you can’t read for comprehension because your head is still stuck high and hard up your own ass msuspartan and you just plain enjoy the abuse you sadist.
You chose and failed poorly.
So okay after the draw in the argument and abuse you deserved for just plain being a moron, it’s fine you can win as you prefer to smell your own shit way up there where your head is anyway.
Italy >>>>> Free Scotland >>>>> England
August 25th, 2009 at 12:30 PM
tongue in cheek paolo.
but then again…good luck having your prisoner work forces make up the estimated BILLION AND A HALF dollars marijuana taxation is estimated to bring in TO CALIFORNIA ALONE. and that extra $500 million that wouldn’t be needed to fight marijuana trafficking that’s clearly being wasted.
you’re totally wrong in this argument and you know it.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:31 PM
you can talk all the nonsense you want but you know that 8 > 7.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:34 PM
As I stated before, I would be happy to go one, but only with someone not stoned regularly like you. One characteristic I notice with regard to stoners is their consistent use of malleable defintions. I could go on to explain the difference between slavery and prison forced labour to stoner Spencer in multiple contexts, but what’s the point. He’s as hooked to weed as he is debating about it now well after I stated ‘back to sports.’
Back to your weed Spencer …then off to inevitably some other drug …and then off to jail or a cliff please.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:36 PM
August 25th, 2009 at 12:42 PM
paolo…probably unlike yourself, im gainfully employed with a pretty good job, so to insist that i’m stoned right now is straight up ignorant. do you have ANY comeback other that insinuating that i’m constantly fried? hell, do you have any idea how fuckign offensive you’re being?
guess what? i don’t drink alcohol. i don’t eat white carbs or too much sugar. i exercise five times a week and have a single digit golf handicap. i have a degree with honors from the one of the most prestigious schools for music in the country and, like i said before, have a great job in finance.
and yes, i smoke weed regularly. but i’ll be fucking damned if im going to let some IDIOT like you try to belittle me in such a fashion. show some fucking class, and don’t pigeonhole people into these retarded fucking typecasts that you’ve pulled out of your ass.
seriously…if this kind of shit isn’t worth a banning, i don’t know what is. you’re a real fucking asshole, paolo.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Too bad forced labor would end up costing the government more than the labor would save. I mean, there’s a finite amount of work out there that doesn’t require some form of specialized skills, and if you jail someone, you have to feed/clothe/house/guard them.
August 25th, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Oh yeah Spencer, yeah, you stoner, you totally got me, yeah, right, back to your bud …then a harder drug …then hopefully to jail or off a cliff with no victims please.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Well that escalated quickly…
/Anchorman’d
August 25th, 2009 at 8:32 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! SOmeone get this guy a beer and hooker.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Read this earlier but felt compelled to come back and say thanks for the inspiring work…. who’s got two thumbs and loves WAG posts? this guy!
/points to self
August 26th, 2009 at 2:10 AM
Actually you turned out being correct before without knowing it. 8=8, as I had thought Amii Grove was not English for some reason but was wrong.