That’s CBS Sports’ Mike Freeman’s opinion. In a column/letter directed at Governor David Patterson, he pleads with the head of New York to give “Gunsmoke” a free pass. (Do people call him that? I’ve never heard that. Did I miss that?) Onto the words!

There are several things those of us in the Free Plax Movement (or FPM) will immediately grant you, governor. Burress isn’t smarter than a fifth-grader. Burress is the kind of meathead seen once in a millennium, like a rare comet sighting. Only someone with the IQ of Kim Kardashian’s rear end would ever shoot himself in the foot.

But as legal analyst Roger Cossack stated after Gunsmoke’s two-year jail term was recently announced: Jail should be for criminals, not stupid people.

Well, many times criminals are stupid people. Either way, Plaxico was treated differently.

He was railroaded with the help of the mayor of New York. The most troublesome aspect to the Burress case is the actions and words of the arrogant millionaire blowhard bully, Michael Bloomberg, who poisoned public opinion with his pleas that Burress should, in Bloombully’s words, go to the slammer.

It would be an outrage, Bloombully screamed, if Burress received special treatment. Yet isn’t that exactly what Burress received, governor? Wasn’t he punished more harshly because of his celebrity status?

That’s all I’ll copy and paste for you. Feel free to read the entire thing and either nod in agreement or get riled up. I kind of nodded in agreement despite the jokey tone of the letter. Do what you wish. The choices are yours and yours alone.