U.S. Soccer: Endemic Delusions That Perpetuate Mediocrity
Delicate Geniuses, Soccer September 3rd. 2009, 3:00pm
We documented U.S. soccer’s hostility toward a critical journalist. We mentioned their campaign of misinformation. This matters because most in the United States are not well grounded in soccer. They’re undiscerning about information. This results in delusions that ramp up hype and subsequent revenue, but eliminate accountability.
Progress. To the public, U.S. Soccer’s summer was golden. The USMNT upset Spain 2-0, and took a 2-0 lead into halftime against Brazil. Not to crap on those accomplishments, they deserve praise, but we should view the summer comprehensively.
The USMNT had a 7-6-1 record in the summer of 2009, not so shimmering. Discounting the Gold Cup – because the 5-0 loss to Mexico was a B-team learning experience – the team had a 3-5 record, more leaden than golden.
Against big-time opposition (Mexico, Brazil, Spain, Italy), the USMNT was 1-5. They outscored those teams 5-3 in the first half. They were outscored 13-1 in the second, when teams adjusted tactically.
The USMNT is neither challenging in a World Cup, nor progressing toward doing so. The U.S. has 10 points from six qualifying matches in the final round, outscoring opponents 11-8. Through six matches in 2006, the U.S. had 15 points, outscoring them 12-3.
Over the last ten years, the U.S. has built a national soccer academy, developed a stable if unspectacular professional league and has more players blazing trails abroad. Despite these outside improvements, the national team is stagnant. In 1998, emerging from the group was the target. It’s the same in 2010.
The super-accurate FIFA rankings may place the U.S. 11th in the world, but they would not qualify for a World Cup in Europe or South America.
Landon the Legend. Alexi Lalas claimed last week in Bristol that Landon Donovan was one of the top-20 soccer players in the world, logic that would make him an automatic inclusion into any club’s first team. Demonstrably false. Only jingoists agreed, but even needing to argue this shows how seriously U.S. Soccer fans are deluded.
Donovan has the talent to do great things. That does not make him great.
Players prove themselves daily at club level. Donovan is a nonentity. He’s great in MLS, but against poor defenders making $35,000 per year. He disappointed all three times he went to the Bundesliga, perhaps the third or fourth best league in the world, amassing 13 total appearances and no goals.
Donovan plays well, at times, for the USMNT, but most games are against pitiful CONCACAF opposition. He’s the national team’s all-time leading scorer with 41 goals. Twenty of them were against second-tier CONCACAF opposition. Another 14 came in friendlies. He had a great World Cup in 2002. He was arguably the tournament’s worst player in 2006.
Donovan is good. He is talented. But he’s not the force his U-17 career projected him to be. He’s not the savior.
What about Bob? Since he makes no pretense of aesthetics, judge Bob Bradley on results. This U.S. team is six points behind the 2006 team under Bruce Arena at this stage of World Cup qualifying. Beating Spain was awesome. It took a miracle to reach them because the team started so woefully, in a tournament everyone else treated as a friendly. Don’t forget the boys getting rick-rolled in the 2007 Copa America.
Judge Bob Bradley on his tactics. He is a solid, stable coach, suitable for MLS. He’s no mastermind. Being outscored 13-1 in the second half by good teams, suggests he has serious troubles adapting during a game. That happens too consistently to be a coincidence.
Even before matches Bradley can be baffling. No one has offered a satisfactory justification for starting Cherundolo and Ching over Spector and Altidore at Azteca. Experience is only helpful when it’s good experience. The atmosphere was irrelevant. That team was castrated before it left the dressing room.
If the U.S. has problems with possession in midfield, why has Torres become persona non grata in the U.S. setup? Why does his son Michael Bradley, no matter how poorly he’s playing, only leave the field by red card? Why is Landon Donovan placed in a conventional role reliant on him tracking back to defend? Why did the U.S. go one goal up and stop playing with 81 minutes remaining? Questions that are unasked and unanswered.
Bradley tries to cultivate a Belichickian mystique. Everything is in-house. They’re so sophisticated you could not possibly understand. You have to earn that. For Bill Belichick, it works. He wins. He shows his intelligence. Bradley has done neither.
Bob Bradley is not leading this team to glory. He’s not progressing them to a place where they can compete. Why is he there? The question is not whether Bradley has done enough to be fired. It’s whether he’s done enough to keep his job.
These are only a few of the issues.
U.S. Soccer is not held accountable. When they lose, the coverage simply disappears. There is no incentive to improve. No reason to burst free from a protective and insular bubble. We don’t need English-style insanity, but one “You Don’t Know What You’re Doing” chant by Sam’s Army on national television would work wonders.
Soccer will do well in this country. But, unless U.S. Soccer and MLS improve, it won’t be the American brand of it.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Are any of the players on the USMNT still in college? That way, this technically would fulfill part of the heavy slate of college football today.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Wow. Nice takedown. I’m impressed.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Great fucking post, Duffy. Best one you’ve done yet in my opinion.
Bradley will never lead the U.S. to anything, but of course I don’t think anyone will lead the U.S. to anything when discussing soccer. Our youth system sucks and the college system hurts the growth of players. It is what it is I guess.
/4.5 hours to college football
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 PM
I don’t know much but I do know Spector needs to play every game
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Tell me about it, dude. College football heavy and it is 3:15 and the one post about college football was a Feinstein BCS blip. At least this post was very well written, though that does not quench my thirst for college football discussion. Come on TBL, I know you have like 20 posts written and you are just fucking with me…right?
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:14 PM
the 13-1 2nd half scoring in those 4 games might the most jarring soccer stat of the summer. unreal.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 PM
It was. I read that and had no idea. If that doesn’t speak to Bradley’s ineptitude, I don’t know what does.
/4 hours, 13 minutes to college football
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:19 PM
jesus GOTG. we get it. you like college football
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 PM
seriously good stuff tyduffy.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 PM
TJ:
Not good for OU.
End TJ.
Any way we can get a coach who knows offense? Duffy, who would be on your short list of coaches should we be so lucky to get rid of Bradley.
At least my comments are on the topic at hand. I just add my little bit at the end.
/get over it
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 PM
In his defense, TBL said he was going cfb heavy today, and, well, there’s been one post.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Great (and accurate) takedown on US Soccer as an organization. But to me it is a bit pessimistic on the strides of US based soccer players. We have more and more talent, young talent, playing in the big European leagues. That is a huge step forward over where we were 12, 8, and even 4 years ago.
As long as that pipeline contiues to widen, we will slowly get better. At that point proper national team coaching will become a bigger issue in my mind.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:24 PM
I think there is a coaching issue. They often look overmatched on both sides of the ball but especially on D. I do think there is an incentive to win in soccer but they need a full blown change in attitude from the top down, and from players who want to compete. You saw this with USA basketball and I think soccer can do the same. As for Donovan, it would be nice if he played well all the time. US needs to be intense for 90 minutes to make up significant talent disadvantages.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Freddy Adu would love to know what playing is like. Proper national team coaching should always exist in a country that has the money that we do. US Soccer has the funds to pay a top coach, they simply feel that we need an American to coach Americans (which is fucking stupid).
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Great post, Duffy. I hate soccer and didn’t understand all of it, but it was still enjoyable. Now, how about those college football posts…
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
I think this is a great point which is not discussed enough.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Thread Somali Pirate
Mrejr: Making me a believer in 2009.
/End Somali-ing
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
threadjack/
Mila Kunis in a sex scene? Check. Natalie Portman in a sex scene? Check. Mila and Natalie together in a sex scene? Pantsplosion.
/threadjack over
//yelnik
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Also, the U17 has been pretty good. Is this misleading or progress?
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 PM
I wouldn’t consider myself a fan to the point of being hostile to other nations, but I will gladly admit I’ve drank the kool-aid. His biggest goal scoring fault, which I didn’t see mentioned, is how many he has off of penalties.
He hasn’t always been great and he’s probably not going to make it to the big clubs because he matured to late, but this year, this single year he’s been amazing. His work rate on the pitch has been top notch. His vision, runs and finishes have been world class.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 PM
In his defense, TBL said he was going cfb heavy today, and, well, there’s been one post
my apologies
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god…
/Any way they can toss in Kristin Kreuk for the Ultimate Troika
//Spermsplosion!
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Freddy Adu would love to know what playing is like.
Agreed, but Freddy Adu ain’t sitting on the sidelines at Monaco because he only has Bradley (rather than Klinsman or Erickson) for the three weeks a year he plays with the USMNT. Its generally the club coaching that makes players better and the national team training is all about figuring out how to play together.
But the point that we have the money for a better coach so we might as well have one is a good one.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM
U.S. Soccer: Endemic Delusions That Perpetuate Mediocrity
You have gone out and outdid yourself this time, Duffy.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Sweet.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 PM
/get over it
you have been bitching and moaning for weeks. Why do you think Maggs gave you the nickname Crybabiesofthegridiron?
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 PM
great post duffy. i did laugh at lalas’ comment. top 20, give me a break.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 PM
/4 hours, 13 minutes to college football
I’ve never wanted football so badly in my life, just so this idiot will stop these stupid comments
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Because he loves me.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Is this getting done at the academy in the 14-18 range?
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:38 PM
Milquetoast burn.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:38 PM
This is the same guy who said that if you took a helicopter (it may have been an airplane) and watched an EPL game and a MLS game from the air it would look the same. Does anyone else think Lalas is not that great in front of a camera? He just seems choppy. Of course he is 1,000 times better than Balboa. That dude is rough on the ears.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:42 PM
what? they both suck.
show me where i said this please.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:42 PM
I don’t think so, though I bet Duffy would know much more about it than I would. ODP is as political as it gets, meaning many of the worthy kids aren’t getting on the teams due to parents being buddy-buddy with coahes and such. I am one of the pessimists when it comes to U.S. Soccer. If we (the nation as a whole) cared about it we could be the best in the world. But we don’t, so we never will reach anything close to that level.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 PM
never gonna happen. people dont care.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 PM
I believe it was just after he was fired and he was doing the halftime of a game on ESPN. I could be wrong though. I about shit myself when I heard him say it.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Is this getting done at the academy in the 14-18 range?
Sure, that’s part of it. But playing with the reserves and training with the first team is a big part of it too. It is a unfortunately a little unrealistic to expect many Americans to be in footballing academys at 16. But I firmly belive our most talented guys can be at the same level without the academy experience as squad level guys are with. And there is plenty of room at big clubs for squad level 20 year olds, especially if they have the ability to be first team 24 year olds.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Quote of the month. I hope the Lions sign him.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:45 PM
In his defense, TBL said he was going cfb heavy today, and, well, there’s been one post.
TBL has a history of dumping the college football posts at the end of the day. Kind of like a springboard into TBL Late Night… only tonight, with college football.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Endemic Delusions That Perpetuate Mediocrity
Damnit duffy, i have no idea what this means, but a really good post. You should do a college soccer preview duffy.
/Akron pre-ranked #1
//homer’d
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Is this getting done at the academy in the 14-18 range?
Turns out I may not have understood your question…but I stand by what I said dammit…
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Of course..the day I have to leave early. Damn fantasy football auction.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 PM
My bad dude. I meant Lalas said it.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 PM
I don’t think anybody would have a problem with that, but if you come out and say “hey we’re going heavy on cfb today”, and you’ve got one post on the subject before 4 EST, it seems a bit disingenuous.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 PM
oh ok. i had no idea what you meant haha.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 PM
jpq thinks you’re an idiot.
/college football starts in 3 hours and 36 minutes
//go fuck yourself jpq.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 PM
ODP is the fucking pits…if your parents don’t work the system and don’t make over 100k a year, you’re at a huge advantage. It’s whiter than the back room at the Republican convention.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 PM
This isn’t news.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 PM
No seriously, he promised!!!! and didn’t even include a sarcasm tag!
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Very true…and this made me laugh.
Lefty: have you ever played gold on Jekyll Island? I’m hitting that up on Sunday and wanted to know what to expect, but no one that I know has played there.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 PM
I want the USMNT to be good. I want them to win the World Cup. I don’t think the people running U.S. Soccer have the ambition to accomplish that. I don’t think they are capable.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 PM
*disadvantage
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 PM
oops.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Signed,
Debby Downer
/you’re right…which makes it hard to swallow
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 PM
my fourth grade trip. i wish i could of played there.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:08 PM
I am going to the bathroom.
/be back in 15 minutes to hopefully find out from GOTG that football starts in 3 hours and 11 minutes
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Yep, I’ve played down there. It’s pretty standard, straightforward island golf. Pretty flat, pretty wide open. Wind could be a factor. Jekyll Island effing rocks, and you should have a really good time.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 PM
GOTG & lefty: whatever makes you guys happy & feel good about yourselves, have at it
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:11 PM
I will probably be hitting off of a sandbar because my swing is so bad, but it will be sweet (as long as the weather holds).
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Thanks.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 PM
so GOTG and younglefty live right down in the south then, funny i went to Jekyll Island for my fourth grade field trip, it was a 3 hour drive though.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:22 PM
ODP is the fucking pits…if your parents don’t work the system and don’t make over 100k a year, you’re at a huge advantage.
Very true, i wasn’t wealthy what so ever and still made Regional. If you can play, you’re still gonna make it. Your comment is true cuz i have seen plenty of my fallen comrades fall victim to the politics that is ODP. Still the best system for development when i was playing, not so sure now.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Great post. The overly defensive tactics in Azteca were frustrating. You knew a goal was coming. His unwillingness to play his best XI (or the fact that he doesn’t know who his best XI are) is also incredibly frustrating. I’m not bullish on the National Team under Bradley. He lacks ideas and he shows incredible favoritism to his former charges at Chivas (not to mention Bradley). Just look at the wealth of undeserving opportunities his former Chivas players have received over clearly more deserving talents. It’s embarrasing.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 PM
odp sucks. i played against the four best kids in my state and one made it on the team.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Duffy, I yank your chain a little every now and then on your syntax and word usage, but this was an outstanding post. Very well done sir.
To me, the harshest part of recent U.S. Soccer history was securing Jurgen Klinsman as the head coach–a potential culture changing hire–only to lose him a few days later because U.S. Soccer is dogmatic in maintaining it’s sole partnership with Nike. It was a sad day.
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 PM
I think Lalas meant Top 20 Player under 5′4″.
It could be argued that the worst thing to happen to the USMNT was beating Spain. They’ll hang on to that like a WVU fan still talking shit about beating Georgia.