Why, Cris, did the ladies like you in 1984*? “Probably because of the money. I’m not going to deny it. I walk around with $100 bills hanging out of my pockets, usually.”* We surmise 1984 because that’s the earliest year in the 1980s when the Raiders played the Seahawks on MNF.

Three other great quotes Collinsworth should joke about Sunday night:

* “There’s not anything more competitive than trying to find ‘the girl.’”
* “I like girls that aren’t too bright, because you can trick them a little bit…”
* “High school girls love me – 14-18, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after about 18, they start figuring out, wait a minute …”

Collinsworth, dapper and moderately talented on the dance floor in the video above, was 25-years-old in 1984, and fresh off three straight trips to the Pro Bowl. Difficult to guess what his salary might have been; some funky happenings right around that time with the UFL resulted in a spike for most players. If we had to toss a number out, it’d be anywhere between $250,000-$400,000. [Deadspin]