Naughty Telestrator Pays Homage to Former Buckeye Santonio Holmes
College Football September 13th. 2009, 10:00am
More times than not, the big stage of Saturday night football can usually be counted on for a little something extra.
In last night’s case, it was an ominous yellow dong conveniently making a surprise appearance with Ohio State’s most famous exhibitionist, Santonio Holmes in the house.
Coincidence? Doubtful.
For those of you that were busy doing Guns ‘N Roses karaoke, USC won, 18-15.
[h/t: Mike @ 790 The Ticket]
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September 13th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
As soon as I saw this last night, I knew it would be here this morning.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
And the morning reads are full of XOMG Barkley is the greatest QB evar, the legend grows! His legendary ability to hand off is unmatched.
Fuck you Pryor, fuck you OSU, you choking bojack ninnies. I dont like being angry this early, but dammit.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Agreed, coop. The Barkley BJs this morning are ridick. Fucking Pryor needs to learn to use his tools. Now USC is probably gonna bump Texas because of this shit.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, Michigan and USC need to lose immediately.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Forcier, I tell ya what, that kid’s composure is second to none. He’s no quarterback, he’s a football player.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Are we talking about Pryor again?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Forcier > Pryor
/seriously
September 13th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
Pryor is Randall Cunningham without the spiral.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Forcier is Chuck Norris right now.
Does anyone make markings with a telestrater that isn’t a dong?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Sometimes they do gonads too.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Hey Hernia, ever been to Landsdowne road to watch games?
September 13th, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Mike, I haven’t been over there but I recognized the name right away from all those commercials on WFAN.
With a song like this, I imagine it’s festive for football.
http://www.lansdowneroadnyc.com/
September 13th, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Ha — I was checking out the site, pretty funny. Looks decent, just not sure I want to make the trek all the way to Hell’s Kitchen …
And my fantasy team is already in such disarray, I had to pick up Mike Bell and put him into my RB2 slot for today.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Something needs to get punched in the face by me this morning.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Something needs to get punched in the face by me this morning.
that somebody is Charlie Weis.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
shawne merriman to tila tequila September 6th 2009
September 13th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
I think you’re right. Watched the replay this morning. Guy cannot call a normal sensible beneficial play with the lead. I fucking hate him. We sucked something pretty bad in the 2nd half.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
OT, but this is pretty great:
September 13th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Just watched 24/7 aka the best show on TV. I wish it ran every week.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Yup. The last drive was a nightmare, with the two pass plays in a row on 2nd and 3rd, although Evans did screw up on his route and should have had it. He turned his head waaaaay too late.
But how many deep fades can one team throw when most of them are landing out of bounds? Gotta mix it up a little.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Clown, that show is great. They even get the music right.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Fupa’s schematic advantage sure seems to be “chuck it deep and pray”.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
anyone catch katherine heigl adopting a retarded korean baby so people wont think she is a complete bitch? if she wasnt a bitch she would adopt a retarded american child.
/buy american’d
September 13th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
This reads like it was written by a gossip coloumnist. I have to conclude that Megan Fox sucks, Michael Bay sucks, and the people who work for Michael Bay really, really suck.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
She’s been my lover since My Father the Hero, but I’m afraid this affair is going to have to end.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Once again, Tressell sucks and will remain to get a free pass in Ohio because of 2002. Fuck Tressell….goddamn joke.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:46 AM
She’s been my lover since My Father the Hero
have you ever heard that dumb cunny go apeshit when people tell her she looked hot in that movie? I remember this happening in an interview a long time ago (it might have been during publicity for The Ringer) when she ostensibly angrily called every single man in America a pedophile for seeing her in a swimsuit at age 14.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:57 AM
I’d have given her a poke in the whiskers while she was shooting Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.