Hawaii Football is Going to Las Vegas, But is Forbidden From Gambling
1-liner, College Football, Gambling, Vegas September 15th. 2009, 12:15pmNo Gambling: Hawaii is going to Las Vegas this week to play UNLV. Hawaii coach Greg “Little Faggot Dance” McMackin will not let any of his players gamble. “Even the ones who are 21. I won’t be doing any gambling myself. This is a business trip. I met with the captains about it, and they agree it’s fair.” The players will not be permitted off the premises of the Suncoast Hotel and Casino. If memory serves, it is not connected to Sapphire. [Star Bulletin via The Wiz of Odds]
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September 15th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
prison. Or a firm base in iraq without the patrols.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
This is not going to end well, I’m guessing.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:23 PM
or sitting on an international flight next to an open door so it could get refueled and catered and wanting to smoke a cig!
September 15th, 2009 at 12:24 PM
What’s the punishment for players that ignore him and actually DO go gamble (hopefully not on UNLV)??
September 15th, 2009 at 12:26 PM
The Suncoast hotel is the 1st hotel you see on the drive to Vegas. It’s about 15 minutes from the Strip. It actually looks decent. I’m guess there will be gambling when the lights go out. Can’t stop this party coach!
September 15th, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Will there be whores?
September 15th, 2009 at 12:30 PM
spence here is a story to pick your spirits up from a weekend of your football teams get their asses kicked
http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=986851
September 15th, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Why is their coach being such a faggot?
September 15th, 2009 at 12:33 PM
+1
September 15th, 2009 at 12:43 PM
mrejr…great link. jack’s gonna have to sit the ol’ young’n down and tell him what’s up. he’ll be a buckeye.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:46 PM
McMackin will not let any of his players gamble.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:49 PM
Gambling is so not gay, so i don’t see why McMackin would have a problem with this, I’d quit the team
September 15th, 2009 at 12:49 PM
We’ve had a lot of complaints lately. Foul language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys wanna be replaced by golf carts…
September 15th, 2009 at 1:03 PM
That’s brutal. I’d quit my job if I didn’t get to gamble on our anual business trips to vegas.
September 15th, 2009 at 1:36 PM
So the guys can’t even play the slots at the airport?
September 15th, 2009 at 1:40 PM
From the story:
“Let’s get one thing straight: The kid can play golf.
At least he could at age 12, when he shot a 77 during just the second round he played.”
Big fucking deal. I shot a 77 the second time I played golf too.
/We’re talking about 9 holes, right?
September 15th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
younglefty: +1
The NCAA would have a sh!t fit if any of these players dropped meal money at the blackjack table or the roulette wheel. What else is this courageous jackhole going to say? Party like there’s no eligibility left?