Ken Rosenthal on the AL MVP: It’s subjective, dammit, and you sabermetric geeks (and you too, Posnanski!) can take your VORP and win shares and go fly a kite. Rosenthal actually likes Mauer, but loses us when he says his top alternative is … Kevin Youkilis. Other names: Derek Jeter (hyperbole alert of Schefter proportions: “the most controversial non-controversial figure in sports”), Kendry Morales of the Angels, and A-Rod. The Yanks are 79-38 since Kate Hudson’s boyfriend returned from injury. Before you jump, one important factor to keep in mind: ALL BASEBALL AWARDS ARE SUBJECTIVE.

I’m writing because of the cyber-shoutdowns of anyone who offers dissent, anyone who dares suggest Derek Jeter, Kevin Youkilis or whoever is a legitimate alternative to Mauer. Taking a contrary position does not make me just another unenlightened member of the MSM (translation: mainstream media). But it will subject me to a certain level of scorn for rejecting SGT (translation: sabermetric groupthink) …

Here’s the problem: Sabermetricians were ignored for so long, they had to shout to be heard. Now they are getting heard — properly heard in the highest levels of baseball media and front offices. But some continue to shout, dismissing those who disagree as ignorant dolts …

Last I checked, it’s a free country. Last I checked, the MVP is a subjective choice. Yes, voters from the Baseball Writers’ Association of America occasionally screw up. But the beauty of the award, as outlined by the instructions given to voters, is “there is no clear-cut definition of what Most Valuable means.” Which, of course, drives sabermetricians nuts …

The award is not for highest VORP. It is not for most win shares, most runs created, most wins above replacement player. It is for something that no one can quite define, and — goodness gracious! — voters sometimes apply different interpretations from year to year …

I just want to have a nice, civil discussion about a fascinating MVP race, a discussion that includes number geeks sitting in their basements, overworked hacks in press boxes across America and fans of all ages, colors and philosophies.

A civil discussion on the internet? About anything? Good luck, Kenny.

Our ballot, which you will obviously disagree with:

1. Jeter, Yankees
2. Mauer, Twins
3. Teixeira, Yankees
4. Youkilis, Red Sox
5. Cabrera, Tigers