Yardwork: Bobby Jenks, The AL’s Brad Lidge
Baseball, Video September 18th. 2009, 10:30am
Mariners 4, White Sox 3, 14 innings: Bobby Jenks blew a save opportunity, his sixth dud of the year, giving up homers to Jose Lopez and Bill Hall to tie the game. When your closer gives us back-to-back shots on the road to tie it up, you might as well just walk off the field. And they eventually did, on an Ichiro single in the 14th inning that scored Ryan Langerhans. It was his 205th hit of the season. Still, despite his maddening obsession for base hits, you’re probably looking for Ichiro to walk in that spot. Ozzie didn’t have a whole lot to say, but there are 15 games left. He’ll lose it — “Go on and ask (the players),” Guillen said. “I don’t have any more quotes. Seriously, what am I going to say?”
Royals 9, Tigers 2: Zack Greinke entered the bottom of the first with runs on the board for the first time all season. That should tell you everything you need to know as to why he has just 14 wins with an ERA of 2.14. He only went five innings though after being taken out for precautionary reasons (he took a liner off his throwing arm in the fourth). As for Detroit, Edwin Jackson continued to struggle. In his last four starts he’s given up 17 runs. The Tigers only runs of the game came off of Bruce Chen. Never a good sign when you’re heading into a crucial three-game set against a division rival.
Reds 3, Marlins 2: Florida had an opportunity to gain half a game in the wildcard race, but they blew it. Emergency starter Matt Maloney bravely kept the Marlin bats quiet, giving up two runs over five innings.
Braves 7, Mets 3: Daniel Murphy hit an eighth inning homer, firmly restaking his claim as the next Paul O’Neill.
Phils 4, Nats 2: Cole Hamels went eight innings and Brad Lidge went one inning, but they both gave up the same amount of runs.
Angels 4, Red Sox 3: I was going to mention Ervin Santana and how it seems like he’s pitching well again (he got the win last night), but he’s given up five homers in his last three starts. He’s shaky at best. It’s good to see Billy Wagner back in that ninth inning role, Boston should do that more often.
Rays 3, Orioles 0: Positive sign for Rays fans. In his third career start, Wade Davis pitched a complete game, four-hit shutout. He also struck out 10. Gonna have to get back to you with a positive sign for the Orioles.
Brewers 7, Cubs 4: Has anyone checked Dave Bush’s freezer yet? Guy is terrifying.
A’s 5, Indians 2: After looking at the box score and seeing “C. Mortensen,” I can’t help but think of football and then think, what’s worse, an Indians-A’s game or a Browns-Raiders game? I’ll take a piledriver.
Count Jim Bowden as another one who’s tired of this slow crawl to the finish line. He’s already discussing AL playoff rotations:
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September 18th, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Estimated times I puke this weekend? 5
Estimated times I puke this weekend from the Twins and not drinking? 4
September 18th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
lidge is a racist asshole who calls his agent DJ, which stands for dirty j00 (/cartman’d)? lidge is a meth addict? lidge is a white supremetist?
i did not know this.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
exactly why they won’t make it past the NLCS this year.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Fetch, the Twins are taking two of out three.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:40 AM
No, it’s just that they both heart goatees.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:41 AM
is that basketball picture just randomly in there? kind of hope it is.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:41 AM
@hernia- you were on fire in the comment section last night. Lamar Thomas half jersey. Anthony Mason’s barber. priceless
September 18th, 2009 at 10:42 AM
en fuego
September 18th, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Guillen’s act is tired. If I were a major leaguer I’d tell that guy to sit the fuck down and stop yelling. I am honestly surprised a player hasn’t stomped that guy out yet.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:45 AM
@duder…it’s not random. I guess the Matt Maloney reference went over your head.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:46 AM
That’s Matt Maloney of the Rockets. There can only be one Matt Maloney, the Reds starter has to be the same guy.
@irish: HA, Lamar Thomas literally wore like 1/3 of what a normal jersey looked like.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
love me some B Jenks! Totally bombed. opponent in fantasy baseball had him.
best baseball autograph i have: Kevin Maas.
2nd? Joe Orsulak.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
id be lying if i said ive ever heard of matt maloney. either of them.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:48 AM
TSH: They might, but 2 out of 3 isn’t good enough. They’d still be 3 back in that case. We need a sweep. I’m not even going out tonight I’m so nervous
/vomits
September 18th, 2009 at 10:52 AM
The Braves can eat a dick for finally stringing together a long winning streak when they’re pretty much out of contention.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Ozzie Guillen is a cocksucker. Reason No. 4 why I hate the fucking White Sox.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:56 AM
what’s 1-3?
my reasons?
1. ozzie
2. kenny
3. jermaine dye
4. worst stadium in the majors that isn’t in minny or TB
5. put it on the board…YES!!!
6. see #5
7. being the whore to the 7-11 pimp
8. see #5 again
9. ozzie
10. jenks
September 18th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
I love Ozzie. He’s the only reason I don’t go set fire to that stadium when the White Sox are playing.
And spence, you’re going to have to amend reason #4 next year. Target Field is going to be pimptastic…although I wish they were staying in the dome.
September 18th, 2009 at 10:59 AM
fetch…yea. bout time they ditched the hefty bag.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:02 AM
What about “He gone”?
September 18th, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Nice Matt Maloney card Hernia. All the ladies in Houston used to swoon over that guy in the mid 90s.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
The number one reason.
1. Hawk Harrelson, the biggest piece of broadcasting shit to exist anywhere, anytime, EVAR
2. AJ Pierzynski
3. All of their fans
4. Ozzie
5. That honkey Bobby Jenks
6. Alexei Ramirez, the alien with a meth addiction (even Bo agrees)
7. See #1
8. Cellular Field is a dump
9. Carlos Quentin’s pussy ass
September 18th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
#1 reason to love the White Sox — Ron Kittle’s glasses
September 18th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Positive sign for the Orioles? How about Wieters killing it the previous 2 games, including throwing out Carl Crawford twice(!) trying to steal second? He has been heating up in September, hitting over .300. Tillman and Matusz are legit. They left too many guys on base last night, should have busted that game open last in the first.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
how could i forget these two?
September 18th, 2009 at 11:16 AM
It’s OK. That you hate the White Sox for any reason gives you infinity free pass.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:16 AM
I suppose it makes sense why the Tribe fans would disapprove of Ozzie…I’ll never tire of that photo, sadly 2005 feels like it was 20 years ago right now, what a shitty season
September 18th, 2009 at 11:19 AM
They aren’t the Cubs.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:20 AM
wow…your coach is a classless asshole. congrats, man. you should really be proud.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:21 AM
As a Tiger fan, I would probably take this. Man, how the semi-mighty have fallen.
I’m taking up a collection to buy Leyland a couple extra Marlboro cartons. The dude will be in a smoky haze in the dugout hallway.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:23 AM
I’m sure the Cleveland fans had done nothing to deserve such a response either, poor bastards…sports are supposed to be fun, how’s Eric Wedge’s “class” working out?
September 18th, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Sadly, I fear you are correct.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
you’re right…sports are supposed to be fun.
but what, exactly, is fun about ozzie?
September 18th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
His teams have won more than they’ve lost…that’s what makes it fun for me, I dunno
Oh listening to him try and speak is good times, print doesn’t do him justice…plus any enemy of Jay Mariotti is a friend of mine
September 18th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Dude loaded the bases NO OUTS in the first, can’t find the strike zone, then throws a complete game shut out. God bless you Wade Davis.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Ozzie is a fucking dick. No other manager in baseball acts like him. He’s classless.
And who cares if he called Marriotti a fag and hates him? Everyone else does, too.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:35 AM
I really think Ozzie’s reputation exceeds his actual act…I highly doubt he gets thrown out of any more games than most managers and they all do post-game press conferences, his just get more attention
Save for making a choking gesture what is so classless about him?
September 18th, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Because every other word out of his mouth is a curse word. I cuss. We all cuss. But when your job is a professional and you’re the face of a professional organization, you don’t cuss and piss and moan all the time.
Because no other manager in baseball calls out his players or makes fun of them more than Ozzie.
Because, no matter how much you hate someone, you don’t call them a “faggot” with all the cameras and microphones and notepads around you.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Well Javy Vasquez did suck last season…someone had to say it
And sorry if swear words offend you…watch Wimbledon
September 18th, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Holy shit a Matt Maloney picture
September 18th, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Butters – Swear words don’t offend me. As you can tell, I cuss plenty on here. I even said they don’t. I’m saying when someone is the face of an organization, there’s a sense of professionalism that has to be there. Cussing, calling people faggots, making fun of people, acting like a jerk and cussing more isn’t what an organization’s face should do. Ozzie does that, hence, the classless comment.