Te-Bone Me, Just Not in the End Zone
College Football, Media Gossip/Musings, Tim Tebow, Video September 22nd. 2009, 6:30pm
This young lady doesn’t appear to be sitting in the student section at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. What’s the guess on her age … 35? She’s surrounded by adults who either don’t understand the shirt, or embarrassed for the poor woman. And on that note … enjoy the Joe Buck show. If you missed it the first time around, we’ve got the Artie Lange highlights after the jump.
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September 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 PM
I would hit that I don’t care how fake they are
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 PM
This young lady>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blake Lively
/fo sho
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 PM
when you have a body like that, who cares how old you are.
/over 18, of course
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Oh and……
/ needs more ass
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
very true.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I agree jpq
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:35 PM
liar!
/acknowledges your presence at a bar and you’re content for the night
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:35 PM
35????
No way she’s definitely in the 25-29 range.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 PM
aren’t thighs suppose to have more meat as you go up…that is a big gap between her thighs.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 PM
pretttttttty sure she won’t have to worry about that.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 PM
i dont care if she was 60, if she looks like that i would have sex with her in a heartbeat.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Way to get the shade of blue wrong bitch!
/would definitely do her.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:41 PM
whats in between her legs?
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Andy Hutchins get on the case…stat!!
/next TBL interview
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:43 PM
we need more pics of the OU godzilla biscuits
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:48 PM
let’s be honest, a chick with fake cans that big wearing a shirt like that will probably take it in the end zone
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Ok, if you are wondering if I would, the answer is yes. Getting picky here, but nice mom shorts. Finally, Tebow is going to look back on his choice not to slay massive quantities of UF co-eds and punch himself in the face a million times. I want to punch him and I am not even missing out on the lay.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 PM
There are unmarried womens that don’t?
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Can we end the ridiculously big sunglasses fashion? Those aren’t terrible, but I see chicks where they cover their entire face.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
If he wanted to, he could do 1 a night right?
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
And that woman is over thirty. She’s got the mom face.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
The only sex you regret is the sex you didn’t have.
/Babies and Syphilis excepted
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:54 PM
@sponge
Easily and UF co-eds are probably the best around. That is why I hate Tim Tebow.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 PM
As someone in his mid-20’s whose slept with a couple of women in their early-30’s, I’ll take the mom face if it means I get the mom sex.
/Points for knowing what they’re doing.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 PM
In the extremely small sample size I have, I tend to agree.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 PM
if he wanted to he oculd do one in the morning 5 at lunch and 6 in the evening. that dude probably gets so much strange throw his way the rest of us would die from pussy overdose.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 PM
As someone in his mid-20’s whose slept with a couple of women in their early-30’s, I’ll take the mom face if it means I get the mom sex.
/Points for knowing what they’re doing.
bsanders and Billy Buck: thanks for confirming what I’ve said on here a million times. Way better than some vapid, insecure stick figure who’s all hung up and wonders if she looks fat, or if her hair is getting messed up
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:09 PM
In the extremely small sample size I have, I tend to agree.
bsanders and Billy Buck: thanks for confirming what I’ve said on here a million times. Way better than some vapid, insecure stick figure who’s all hung up and wonders if she looks fat, or if her hair is getting messed up
Yeah, fucking 18 year old girls was awful. I’m glad I’ll never be doing that again.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Well, let’s not get hysterical. If the right 18 year old came along…
/Kidding
//But not really
//Still prefers the 33 year old who rides like a dream
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:12 PM
when i was 18 year old girls were freaky as hell i could just imagine what shit they will do nowadays.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:13 PM
cumfiesta?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
finger in the butthole.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Glad I could be of service
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:15 PM
MREJR, one of my ex’s used to teach English at a HS in Springfield, and she said there were a group of girls who used to let dudes fuck them in the ass in the hallways after school because they didn’t think it was sex.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:15 PM
NO!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Everybody knows that if you fuck in the hallways it doesn’t count as sex.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
hasnt that always been the christian way to keep their “virginity”
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
As someone in his mid-20’s whose slept with a couple of women in their early-30’s, I’ll take the mom face if it means I get the mom sex.
How do you think those “moms” learned how to fuck so well? They were taught by older guys when they were in HS/college. If you’re in your late teens/20’s, you only have a small window to keep teaching those girls how to fuck before you’re stuck with all the “mom” sex you want, for life. Take advantage of it now.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
I’ve heard this logic before, and I just don’t get it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 PM
She simply can’t believe it. She’s definitely high five worthy.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:20 PM
god. too bad i went to chatham,taylorville and lincoln where the girls waited like normal sluts and got screwed in a patch of poison ivy after school.
/yes i had sex in a poison ivy patch. i’d do it again
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 PM
What’s not to understand. Virginity lives in the vag, not the mouth or the ass. It’s science.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 PM
LOL +infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I suppose I should’ve mentioned that these girls were all freshmen and the dudes were upperclassmen. I guess the guys told the girls that it didn’t count as sex and they bought it. Get those guys a sales job.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 PM
a group of girls who used to let dudes fuck them in the ass in the hallways after school because they didn’t think it was sex.
I went to college with a couple religious girls who would do this because they thought they would still be virgins for their future husbands. lol. I know that’s the confession I want to hear from my future wife.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Kudos to those guys.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:24 PM
The question I posed to my ex, which she almost slapped me for saying, was, “So, do the guys finish and the girls just shake it out over a classroom trashcan, or…”
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 PM
If a girl wanted me to fuck her in the ass in high school I’d be pissed. What the fuck, I’ve been practicing for this vaginal sex every free minute for three years and you want me to do something I’m totally unprepared for?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:26 PM
TBL After Dark has definitely a different tone tonight so far
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Do they think they’re tricking God by giving up the mouth/ass combo but not the vag, or do they think God doesn’t care about those options? Because either way that’s a pretty illogical thought process they’re working with.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 PM
and bsanders how does the topic of girls getting buttfucked in the hallways at a high school come up with an ex of yours exactly? does she come home take a deep breath and say “let me tell you about my day…so im walking back from the teachers lounge when i hear the sound of something tearing right? so i go check it out and little suzie smith is getting fucked in the ass by the qb of the football team!”
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 PM
TBL: After Dark, now with 70 percent more anal!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:28 PM
9-22-09: TBL After Butt Sex
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Had to cut a few evenings short before.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Ok, long story short, I dated this girl for two years in high school, she got really fat during college, she added me on Facebook last year right after I moved back to Illinois and I noticed she lost all the weight. So I ended up driving down there a few times for conjugial visits and she told me about this, I guess one of the girls approached her about it. She said she told the girl, “You guys really need to not be doing that.”
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
A man with an eye on the prize. Sir I salute you.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
getting ass fucked in the hallway is not something they should be doing
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 PM
funny conversation
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 PM
this tells me that kids are in fact getting stupider. thanks no child left behind!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Yeah, then I pulled a dick move and just stopped returning her calls without notice. I think my failed relationships since then are my karmic payback for being an asshole. Either that or she’s a witch. Ah, well.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
heard that some kids thought jefferson was the first president of the US on leno last night
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Re-watching those Lange videos and reading this thread might have just been the best 20 minutes ill have this week and its fuckin tuesday.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Think how stupid the average person is. Now realize that by definition half of the people are dumber than that.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Matt LaPorta is slow as fuck. The Indians announcers are awful, I wonder if that’s why Spencer can be so darn surly. That is all.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Now that I can see this chick on something other than my phone, I’d say she’s late 20s, and with a helluva rack and body.
She spends 6 days a week on a treadmill, and 7 nights getting plowed relentlessly.
There is a 0.000001% chance that Tim Tebow is actually a virgin.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
That’s horribly depressing.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
OT:
Jerseyyo! at the 17 mark. And yes, he is bipartisan.
/OT
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Jersey, you’re an actor?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:42 PM
my nomination for comment of the night
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Spencer ripping Terry Bradshaw this morning was hysterical, as I just read back through that post. Hilarious stuff. The epic learning disabilities line was the winner.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Her friend on the left — they kinda look related — is just as hittable.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
This link has been JerseyYo’d.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Truer words have not been spoken…that guy could’ve single-handedly deflowered every U of F coed in Gainesville, and he was too good for it.
I have no doubt god himself will punch him in the face when Tebow gets “called home”…god don’t like it when you waste your gifts and reject the bounty he provide for you (and U of F has a bountiful bounty)
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Yeah, that disapproving old lady is spectacular.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Oh, and Micah Johnson just might Tebone Tebow in Lexington on Saturday if the Gators aren’t careful.
Just ask Jay and Les Miles.
/Kentucky’s probably gonna get ridiculously waxed’d
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 PM
The girl in the bottom right-hand corner in the first picture looks frisky.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Goddammit. I meant camera-left, of course. I think, anyway.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 PM
how said is it that every time blackfrancis comments, i think of the blood hound gang song instead of frank black
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 PM
She certainly does, and she’s about to blow an usher to steal the attention back.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Yeah, she’s not too impressed with folks being diverted from her.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Jersey Yo is black? huh, learn something new everyday
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 PM
I was an usher at a movie theater throughout high school, so I have experience. I request, nay demand, this job.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Aw man, you’re for Christie? Well shit.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 PM
id definitly love to be the 25 on the bleacher in the seat, until she ate nachos or something anyway
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Jersey’s black, Tampa Bo is black, that’s all I remember offhand. I suspect Darrell is black.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Haha, this conversation is phenomenal. Better or worse than the fat chick talk?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:58 PM
The fat chick talk had more stories, so that wins.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:58 PM
Oh, jeez. Are we going to start guessing? Well, I’m a Colts fan, so you know I’m white.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 PM
you never trust a man when he has 2 variations of the same name in his name. what is chris christie’s middle name? christoff or christofferson? it starts with a j? so is it Jachristofferson?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 PM
younglefty is from Atlanta, so…?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Now, now, I’m from Central Illinois and still have all of my teeth and no chemical burns, so people can rise above stereotypes.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Oh, jeez. Are we going to start guessing? Well, I’m a Colts fan, so you know I’m white.
Yeah, I regretted posting that when I did it. Was being sarcastic because Darrell is, um, obviously black.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:02 PM
OT:
Jerseyyo! at the 17 mark. And yes, he is bisexual
/NTTAWWT
my man!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 PM
tbl in heaven tonight, 3 hours of the office.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Now, now, I’m from Central Illinois and still have all of my teeth and no chemical burns, so people can rise above stereotypes.
it was a trick question, i’ve met the man.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 PM
wait so does this mean jpq is bisexual? or is he just so old he forgot he is straight?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 PM
I’m 3/16 Inuit.
Taguchi: are you watching the Memphis Redbirds?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:05 PM
this describes me as well.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:05 PM
I’m a big Corzine fan, I’m like one of 5 left in the state, I think, or at least one of the only people who will admit it. But I’ve worked with him a lot since he supports what my dad does, so I’m biased, but I liked him before I worked with him. Never had been a big Christie guy.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 PM
the jersey commercial makes me want to sing “and the installation is freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
/reno 911 when jones sings in the commercial
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Attention divided between that and Edwin Jackson pitching awfully but nonetheless winning because GODDAMN do the Indians suck.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:08 PM
my man!
As in, “Otis, my man!”
jersey is one of my faves on here, so he knows I’m only kidding
wait so does this mean jpq is bisexual? or is he just so old he forgot he is straight?
mrejr: I’m crooked, but with a little help, I can be straight.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:08 PM
I liked Corzine when I lived in the dirty Jerz, but alas I never registered to vote in that state.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:08 PM
really, Eric Wedge? You’re going to pinch hit for Matt LaPorta? Fuck that guy.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 PM
hi-yo!!!!!!!!! 8D
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 PM
its a FJM episode of the Office, starring Ken Tremendous as Mose
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Just flipping through the channels – when did Serena guest star on Law and Order?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Which is the higher quality baseball game – Durham vs. Memphis or Cincy vs. Pittsburgh?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Lastly – though late to the party – I would give that hot-ass bitch my 2 pumps and then blow it on her chest
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Whatever happened to Mya? I was watching Yo Gabba Gabba the other day and she came on and did the “Peanut Butter Stomp.” Man, she was fine back in the day. Still is.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:13 PM
i’m watching on gamecast Roeth, and Cutch went yard again
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Just flipping through the channels – when did Serena guest star on Law and Order?
in between thinking she was designer and thinking she was a model
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 PM
If the Indians beat the Tigers just 1 time I’ll advocate for the changing of my school’s nickname.
Nah, they need to win 2
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Anyone connected in even a vague fashion with Bulworth was put into isolation for a few years. Halle Berry bribed her way out in obvious ways.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 PM
Just another reason to like Tim Tebow. Despite all the success and adulation of fans he seems to be the anti-douche. And, big breasted women seem to adore the man.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:17 PM
IS there a worse sequel than Lethal Weapon 3?
Besides Home Alone 3 and Transporter 3 and Godfather 3.
/drink’n time
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 PM
But why, that movie’s great? Free Pras, free Pras!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Have you seen Lethal Weapon 4?
/seriously, it’s like LOOK HOW COOL JET LI is for about seven minutes and two hours of boring strange crap in between.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Tebow is a nice guy. My cousin met him while she attended college at UF. He’s apparently really funny and the nicest guy that anyone knows. I still hate how the media slurps him, but I respect him.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 PM
let’s be honest, a chick with fake cans that big wearing a shirt like that will probably take it in the end zone
Sir Spicious FTW!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Jet Li is the only part of that movie that I (choose to) remember.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Incidentally, Dan Shanoff has the same shirt.
/his doesn’t have the words “NOT IN” however
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:23 PM
I cannot stand Corzine. He comes off as a douche and is raising taxes here at an alarming rate. NJ is a great state for business and growth, we enjoy so many economic advantages here, but Corzine doesn’t know how to efficiently use a budget. There are way too many state employees, but not enough benefits for working in the private sector. If Christie doesn’t get elected (highly unlikely), and Christie gets his way, I am going to have to leave or become a state trooper.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 PM
I love it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:26 PM
/makes a bit more sense
//Shanoff wants it in the chute from Tim T
///NTTATWTT
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:26 PM
did anyone see the ricky grvais clip from the emmys? that dude can’t not be funny.
/commercial for his new movie reminded me
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 PM
lost in hoops. 0-2. deets later.
more importantly, for the first time ever (really) … had taco bell and two hours later … uh … yeah.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Caddyshack 2 would like to have a word with you.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 PM
did anyone see the ricky grvais clip from the emmys? that dude can’t not be funny.
/commercial for his new movie reminded me
that clip isn’t very funny
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 PM
that clip isn’t very funny
really? i thought it was hilarious.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Christ, I forgot. That and Godfather 3 make me feel like I just had taco bell and old wendy’s fries.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 PM
The best part of the Emmy’s was Dr. Horrible’s inexplicable appearance. JOSS WHEDON FOREVAR!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Not a fan of either show, but the BBC version of The Office is much better than NBC’s, IMHO.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:31 PM
It was so good on the way down though!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 PM
that clip isn’t very funny
really? i thought it was hilarious.
sir spicious: probably just me
I will admit I half-assed paid attention to the clip. I spent more time thinking why Stephanie March, Jennifer Garner and Tina Fey would give some fey pasty Brit the time of day
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 PM
i really like both versions. carrell took the same character in a really different direction, i find both of them funny
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 PM
Stephanie March
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so tasty
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Stephanie March
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so tasty
Bobby Flay’ed her already, damn!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Agree. Extras is great, too.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:35 PM
I would Tebone her…Not just in the End ZOne!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:36 PM
Bobby Flay’ed her already, damn!
no! really? that’s terrible
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Bobby Flay’ed her already, damn!
no! really? that’s terrible
yep, she’s now Mrs. Throwdown
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Is that the same Joe Buck that Artie was on a few months back? Not one of his finer moments. Though I’d put it ahead of Beer League and his multiple bouts with smack.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 PM
if that stupid ginger can get a hot piece like that, there’s hope for everyone.
/don’t tell my ginger girlfriend i called him a stupid ginger
//i love redheads
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 PM
my main concern with the state of NJ is the high cost of living, essentially requiring you to make more than 50K singularly to own something more than a trailer home in a nice area of the state. Property taxes are rediculous. Where my apartment is average property taxes for a single home is like $8500/yr.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:41 PM
am i the only one here who finds british comedians and actors annoying?
/except for simon peg and nick frost. those two together make movie magic
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 PM
bobby flay looks like an evil leprachaun there. dont fuck with his lucky charms or it will be your ass!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 PM
I like Hugh Grant.
all other British actors annoy me, though.
British actresses, however…
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:45 PM
i have no patience for ugly britich actresses…and there are more than a few.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:45 PM
You like House.
/A bit of Fry and Laurie is pretty damned hilarious if you like British Comedy at all by the way.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 PM
oh, and te-bone-me woman has got some nasty sarah jessica parker arms going on there. probably a workout fiend. definitely in her 30’s, either rich or her ex/current sugar daddy bought those tits for her. her friend in the second photo has some rock on her finger, guessing they car pooled in her Mercedes CL class. if she’s a mom, she’s probably took her daughter to a buckcherry concert and drunkenly shouted the words to “crazy bitch” with one arm around her daughters shoulder.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 PM
Another Artie Lange post?! Only he could ruin an otherwise glorious post. I put the UF girl’s age at 29.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 PM
am i the only one here who finds british comedians and actors annoying?
if yackety sax doesn’t make you smile, you’re dead on the inside
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 PM
I bet she didn’t come up with that herself. She was probably at a party with some guy who just wants to fuck her and some guy made a joke about Tebow which she TOTALLY!!! found funny.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 PM
love Colin Firth
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 PM
he plays an american very well and that dude is insanely talented. he plays like a billion instruments. he is the type of person who is good at every fucking thing he attempts. like you show them the basics at something anything comeback twp weeks later and they are already better than you at it. i am facinated by people like that.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 PM
eddie izzard is funny as hell.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 PM
Wanna see high cost of living, move to my town in South Jersey, it’s unreal. I couldn’t pay it, but of course, I’ve never had money to spend and still am in school. It’s a great town, but I always found single guys living here weird. People pay all that for the schools, and it’s probably worth it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 PM
And Jeremy Irons–Dead Ringers and Damage were both pretty good films
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 PM
I’m 27 years old. I have had the chance to mess with 3 18-year olds in the last 3 years. They all ended terribly. I wish I would have taped recorded myself to see how much I dumbed myself down all in an effort to get laid.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 PM
But good god, if you did have kids, then fuck that noise.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 PM
Eddie Izzard is the shit
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:56 PM
*didn’t, I meant didn’t.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:57 PM
don’t forget alan rickman, aka hans gruber
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Rampage Jackoson is supposedly done fighting. Dana White has officially lost me as a fan. I’m still a fan of the UFC but Dana white can go fuck himself
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 PM
@wil—Rickman. Absolutely.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:01 PM
PHONICS MONKEY ON SOUTH PARK!
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Anthony Hopkins–plays cannibals, butlers and wife killers with great skill
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Soooo…. TBL, do you need an on site correspondent for the Exxotica convention this weekend???
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 PM
where is the convention, Jersey?
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:21 PM
thats a dude, bro
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Ricky Gervais fans: If you haven’t listened to the podcasts, you should. Some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. It’s the only thing I’ve ever bought from iTunes.
http://www.rickygervais.com/podcasts2.php
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 PM
So my money is on Lange being on the show tonight for a “imma let you finish” deal
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:28 PM
gfunk: 100% agreed. thanks for reminding me, i need to download some more!
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:30 PM
the middle guy at the beginning of the first video is a HUGE paul rudd fan
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Wow guys. Just wow.
I come home from picking up hockey tickets and read about mrejr having sex in a poison ivy patch, sanders loving mom sex (me too), Taguchi with some of his best wisdom ever AND I don’t even know who mentioned the line about the finger in the butthole or the “shaking it out over a trash can”.
I’m gonna go make a scotch. Please, continue. This is better than when those people in Phoenix had their Super Bowl interrupted by pornography.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Edison, NJ
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 PM
my new bottle of buffalo trace says that it was a double gold medal winner at the SF spirits festival. yummy.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 PM
men stand still. i think we have another female in our midst. sudden movement frightens them. with my limited spanish i have deduced that chica 44 may in fact be a woman.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 PM
And from the looks of tw3tter, every girl in porn is gonna be there. I am heavily considering going.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 PM
I leave for an hour to go on a run and come back to no more ass fucking young virgin talk? weaksauce.
/over 18 of course
//unless it’s fetch
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 PM
/sheepishly raises hand
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Jersey, this continues to slay me.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Jersey – To answer your question I just saw from like 4 hours ago, yes, I will be in NY on Sunday and Monday.
Sponge – I give all of the Paolo points I have ever acquired to you good sir.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Hernia, I dont even want to know how you screengrab youtube, but thanks… this is gonna be fun for me
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Hernia… I just tw3tted it… fucking awesome work.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 PM
you have to make that you’re avatar, jersey. at least the girl.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:45 PM
I would just like to admit since there’s minor league baseball and poker on the ESPNs, I am in fact, watching DWTS.
Mostly for Joanna Krupa.
/ok, 100% for Joanna Krupa
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 PM
an erotica weekend in the indian capital of the east coast? that cant be accurate, jersey.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:48 PM
you’re=your
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 PM
I’ll load it into gravatar right now. I got some good ones loaded in the chamber. The next one involves Janet Jackson’s boobs from rolling stone.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Fucking Indians. I am resisting the urge to make a horribly inappropriate joke right now.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Washington Redskins.
/you’re welcome
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 PM
You calling me a liar son?
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 PM
s’ok mrejr, i’ll survive. i thought to myself, “why not go to TBL while im doing my fantasy hockey draft”. i think i signed on somewhere between mom sex and hallway sex…haha
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Field Trip!
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Just saw 30 seconds of Dancing With The Stars. Really hoping for someone to shit in my eyes.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Oh shit girl.
/sprays binaca
Chica 44… how u doin?
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 PM
so wait chica you are a female who is doing a fantasy hockey draft? i have a fake internet friend who would love to marry you. his name is fetch and he is the male version of you.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:59 PM
so that gives us…..4 broads?
Giddy Up.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Only if she is a college hockey fan
/fingers crossed
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 PM
/fixed
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:02 PM
artieeeeeeee
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Only if she is a college hockey fan
and recognizes that crosby is a better player than ovechkin.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 PM
heading over to joe buck shortly … watching the tail end of 90210-melrose combo
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Haha, any time, Jersey.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Sweet Jesus I would do dirty things to her, and not think twice about the skinny legs. I love a nice little V between the thighs. I’m guessing under 30 though, looks kinda like Erin Andrews but a little skinnier and with huge fake tits. SIGN ME UP.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Fucking Indians. I am resisting the urge to make a horribly inappropriate joke right now.
Washington Redskins.
/you’re welcome
Almost funny. But they’ll continue being the Skins. No chance a different verdict is rendered this time around.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 PM
The Hardly Boys and the Mystery of the Urinal Turd.
Matt Parker and Trey Stone are my heros
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Yes absolutely. Pre-requisite.
Sponge. Age doesn’t matter. Hotness does.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 PM
go get it, killa
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Dan Marino never won a Super Bowl.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Anybody get the new Halo game?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:08 PM
gosh, so many questions! mrejr, is this an internet marriage? i already have a real one. but i dont think it matters, im not a huge fan of college hockey. i love all sports, but really only follow the nfl during the regular season. and im not 17, sorry. (26) lastly…crosby vs. ovechkin…i remember them talking about this on pti, but i dont remember who i agreed with. sure, crosby!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:09 PM
i got a raging clue
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 PM
That noise you’re hearing is the 4 broads running for safety.
/once missed 2 weeks of class due to Tiger Woods ‘03
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 PM
oh i forgot to say hi to jersey.
/puts on lip gloss
hey there
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 PM
hmmmmmm yes it is a fake internet marriage.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 PM
oh i forgot to say hi to jersey.
/puts on lip gloss
hey there
once you’ve gone black’d?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 PM
chica who are your fave sports teams?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 PM
btw, put me down for thinking she’s 32-35yrs old.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 PM
/Puts hand up on wall
So… uh… what teams do you root for?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Back off mrejr!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 PM
pay attention fellas this is what we call puttin out the vibe
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Anal burns more calories than vag sex, everyone knows that.
Chica, married at 26? Fail.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:16 PM
ha. that was a ringing endorsement for my freshmen year.
/lots of people go to college for 7 years
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 PM
/fixed
//I think
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Dr. YYSA?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 PM
nice save
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Anal burns more
calories than vag sex, everyone knows that./fixed
//I think
/no homo
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 PM
was about to write the same exact thing, glad I refreshed.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Whose like squirrels?!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Hello, hello!
Very late to the party but just wanted to check in and say what’s up to everyone. Tigers win, Twins about to. Still 2.5.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 PM
my girl actually plays fantasy hockey. She also watches preseason hockey
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 PM
That was a shoutout to NDub
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 PM
NDub!!!!!! You missed one hell of a thread tonight
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 PM
If you were in a fantasy girlfriend league, she’s a keeper.
/bad joke’d
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Ahem… Isn’t that my line?
Also, yes and yes on that photo. And by that I mean I’d hump her front and back side.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Do you have precog? You posted that before I posted by first comment. Whacky shit.
Thanks for the shoutout!
@Jersey – Yeah, I did some scanning. Good stuff tonight, which is why I decided to briefly drop by.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 PM
yea NDUb, that was for you. Four Roses has pwn’d my night haha
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 PM
eagles (but i also love the jets-raised as a jets fan) and i live in charlotte so i support the panthers. i like the yankees, dont have a favorite nba team, but i like lebron, kobe, wade and cant stand shaq. and i like the devils. and i always cheer for the college football underdogs.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:29 PM
I often get the urge to drink during the week. But, man, I’d pay for it with the 6 a.m. wakeup and 3-mile run before work. I commend you and I’m jealous, although whiskey isn’t my first option.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:30 PM
eagles (but i also love the jets-raised as a jets fan) and i live in charlotte so i support the panthers. i like the yankees, dont have a favorite nba team, but i like lebron, kobe, wade and cant stand shaq. and i like the devils. and i always cheer for the college football underdogs.
she’s all over the map. I like lebron and kobe? on this site, that’s like saying you like the israelis and the palestinians.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Literally all I heard. Glad to have you here.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Also loves Notre Dame football and Duke basketball
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 PM
sc: we have a girl that like as many teams as you do.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Well I don’t work until friday so I have a night or two free. It’s a lot easier and cheaper for me to just drink at home.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 PM
move over gents.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 PM
shes a closet bobcats enthusiast
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Or country and whatever the hell anyone else listens too.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 PM
look at this thread get the hard on for the chica! haha
Sportsgal must be getting jealous.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Keep it g with you GSG… sportsgal can get it
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 PM
keep talking chica
/yelnik
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I don’t blame you at all. My idiot ass blew about $50 at the bars this weekend. Shit, that’s like 1.75 tanks of gas.
I remember when she attempted to burn on me for our fat chick boning thread a few weeks ago. It was girl burn fail.
Also, I just posted in an old thread from earlier today just a certain oddball commenter. Who can find it first?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:37 PM
My whole thing is for sites like this, how do you ll know that chica isn’t a frat guy or something playing a joke? No offense, chica, but judging by the threads it looks like there’s a few here typing with one hand.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 PM
ndub-stop whining. i would drink a bottle of jack before morning pt and work the next day.
/alcoholic
//who isnt one in the marines?!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 PM
NDub, I spent $50 kentucky money during the UK – UL game saturday. I plan to spend three times that this upcoming saturday.
I say kentucky money because shit’s harder to come by down here.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 PM
I would kill to only spend $50 in a night, let alone a whole weekend.
/unemployed, still drinking heavily
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Texansfan, this is the begiing with a long and beautiful relationship.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
with tbl and hot mustard making this girl famous, i can see her doing football fan themed porn very soon.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
I hate to say it, but Alan Arkin is a bad ass in SOA
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Then you are a stronger man than I. I’ve got a big 9 a.m. meeting tomorrow. I should probably hit the sack.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
ndub-that wasnt very wise of me. dont do it hahaha
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
i actually hate notre dame. and you cant hate me for liking the eagles and the jets, they always lose so at least let me cheer during the regular season!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 PM
I blow 100 a weekend generally. Not all on booze but everything (taxi, weed, pizza, etc)
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Blowing $50 isn’t terrible, but I know of better ways I could use it. I just buy shots, which is not good quantity or very good quality and I feel awful in the morning.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 PM
I felt you pain Diesel from January to June while I was living off unemployment. Especially in Chicago, you’re lucky to spend $50 at one bar before leaving to go to the next one.
Jersey just took his hand off the wall and walked away.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 PM
This made me laugh out loud.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 PM
i must have a real problem. i spent $90 at the liquor store yesterday, i still go out, and I’m out of work.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 PM
liquor is fucking expensive, especially if it takes a while to get drunk like I.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 PM
I feel you on that GSG, but through the graces of tw3tter, more than enough people here seem like real people. I KNOW SC and NDub are real, and im 99% certain on the tbl staff, the s&f staff and the sc staff. Not saying we should, but we can trust that most of the commentators here are legit people. Except for Paolo. Fuck that bojack ninnie.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 PM
I have found xanax as a great way to curb that tuesday I need a drink feeling
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Sigh, fact.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 PM
I agree with JerseyYo. As he alluded to, I’m sure there a few people here who either aren’t legit or just bullshit about what they do or did to be funny or because they can. Not only does Tw**tter help out (or those who are friends on Facebook), but evening/night posts like this also humanize commenters, too.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Finally figured it out — Jerry Jones looks like a rat had sex with Mr. Peepers
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Arod MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 PM
maybe im clueless, but why would a frat guy pretend to be a girl on a sports site? there have to be a billion things funnier than that.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 PM
I’m on of the last people on Earth to not use Twi33er, aren’t I?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 PM
I’m sure there a few people here who either aren’t legit
Are you saying I am not who I say I am?
/Froman’d
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 PM
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 PM
ANOTHER WORTHLESS HOMER BY AROD!!!
all I know is that NDub, Mrejr, JPQ, JerseyYo and Vezina are real. I’ve seen Tampa Bo’s twitter, so he’s real.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Jersey – that fucker was a bomb
TSH – I didn’t know who Mr. Peepers was so I googled him. I have no idea how you come up with some of the humor you do, but it is very much appreciated. Your blog is a daily visit of mine. That Cutler stuff was hilarious.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 PM
There’s a Dennis Green joke here somewhere, but I’m not sure exactly how to word it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 PM
no
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Nah Hawk, I don’t use it either, by Mrejr posted his once on here and i saw Tampa and Jersey’s.
Frat guys do everything, Chica. Glad to have you onboard.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 PM
You are who we thought you were.
I feel better about myself. Do you have twitter?
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 PM
I saw Bo on the facebook via the MLJ page
/not a creeper
//i swear
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Posada MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 PM
I was more “given” a twitter, but I never use it. I am a facebook junkie though.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 PM
What Jersey was probably referring to in terms of me and my staff being real. We’re quite real, and suckers for free shit as long as we make fun of ourselves on TV.
(I’m the skinny one, NickJ is the one that looks like the Thing from Fantastic 4)
/don’t watch the whole thing
//please
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Oh, and that’s probably a bannin’. I forgot to tag it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 PM
There’s a Dennis Green joke here somewhere, but I’m not sure exactly how to word it.
You are who we thought you were.
wait, that was a ferris bueller joke, not a dennis green joke. quit being jerks.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Nice sweatshirt SC haha
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Well, shit. Time to get my ass to bed. I’d love to say I have a dimepiece waiting for me, but sadly I do not. I’ll let the MLB Network take me to sleep. Talk to you all tomorrow.
GSG – Stay drunk.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Thanks NDub, I appreciate that
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 PM
see ya man
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 PM
oh im real and im spectacular.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 PM
It was FREEZING in that room. I felt obligated to drink the five hour energy in order to up my body temperature. At half time, I finally asked the producer for a sweatshirt and they demanded I leave my Iowa gear on the top.
But yes, quite the fashions statement on my part.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Spicious: I thought your Ferris Bueller joke was excellent. The sausage king of Chicago.
I’m pretty sure Chica first entered this thread after a comment of mine.
/ puts hand on wall
// takes it off because, jesus christ, this is the internet…go hit on girls in real life
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Nothings better than getting drunk with your girl and watching SoA and Adult Swim having old Family guy episodes on.
Also…you know…later, though.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Mrejr’s just angry that I can out pick him O_o.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 PM
I refuse to let all women I meet, virtual or not, go without hitting on them. Mint skoal, red gatorade. Peace out!
/TMR’D
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 PM
@gfunk,
its nice to know i’m making a difference.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 PM
I guess everyone has called it a night
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Hey hawkeye, answer my e-mail you dildo.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 PM
I wasn’t even mentioned here??? damn.
/tags, may all of your teams contract gonorrhea in their fingernails.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Is this allowed? I’m 24 and 20 is as young as I go.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Anything is allowed as long as they are of legal age in whatever state it may be.
/14 in Mississippi
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 AM
I stopped reading, but apparently when a girl shows up that’s not sportsgal this becomes quite the AOL relationship chatroom.
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 AM
Just got home from work and can’t believe i missed this thread tonight. Goddamnit.
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 AM
What’s the guess on her age … 35?
higher
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 AM
I’ll go with lower. 29-31. Hopefully there is a follow up post to answer our questions.