Chuck Knoblauch Accused Of Hitting His Wife
1-liner, Courts, Legal, Former Athletes September 29th. 2009, 2:30pmChuck Knoblauch: “Former pro baseball player Chuck Knoblauch turned himself in to authorities in Houston on Tuesday, KPRC Local 2 reported. Prosecutors said Knoblauch hit and choked his wife Friday after they argued she tried to prevent him from leaving their home because he appeared to be intoxicated.” [Click 2 Houston]
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September 29th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
There’s a joke about him making an error in here somewhere, but I can’t find it.
Maybe clown can help.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
I thought they were getting divorced? Isn’t that what the media blamed his yips on?
/points at newspaper on the floor that proves my point as Wilson comes in to score, again.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
“Knoblauch tried to throw a vase at her, but it end up going through the window and hitting Keith Olberman’s mother who was passing through the neighborhood”.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Anyone seen Chuck recently? He’s pushing 300 lbs.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Domestic violence stories just don’t make me laugh the way they used to.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
for serious?
September 29th, 2009 at 2:43 PM
300 for a guy that short? Is he a fucking umpa? Or danny devito?
September 29th, 2009 at 2:44 PM
So he ate all those hot dogs Twins fans threw at him?
September 29th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
This is all I can find. Looks like he’s slimmed down a little. On a different note, his wife’s eyes are terrifying.
http://photos.upi.com/slideshow/lbox/c871b01a93bae310d762dae5f4fc3fcf/CHUCK-KNOBLAUCH.jpg
September 29th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
insert roid rage joke here
September 29th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
and the Twins take a 2-1 lead in the 10th.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Holy crap that is the creepiest photo ever. He looks like he just stole that child.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
300 for a guy that short? Is he a fucking umpa? Or
danny devitoTampaBo?/fixed
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Delmon Young sac fly, 3-1 Twins.
looks like the deficit will be 1 in about 30 mins …
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Delmon Young actually looks like a ballplayer the 2nd half of the season.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
bases loaded twins up 2-1 top of 10th 1 out
September 29th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
man i am slow
September 29th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Fuck him
/jose offerman
September 29th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Nathan better nail this one down. Blown save = see ‘ya in spring training.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Twins have gotta sweep the DH today though. Otherwise, Tigers only need a split in the 4 game set.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Roid Rage right!?
Hernia- His family looks like they killed another family and Chuck ate them.
/Creepy and Fat’d
September 29th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
this like a reverse tila tequila/shawne merriman episode.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Are the announcers on MLB network their own or do they just tap into the FS North feed? Dick Bremer is one of the best play by play guys in the business.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Nathan is starting his usual post season choke job early this year.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
curtis granderson goes yard! 3-2!
September 29th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
I used to think that, 3500 games ago. I’m a bit tired of him now.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Wife looks like she’s surprised she hasn’t been hit yet.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
2 outs … twins one out away from victory …
miguel cabrera up …
September 29th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
ballgame. cabrera groundout to 3b.
3-2.
twins 1 game back
September 29th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Twins win!!
/fires imaginary six shooters in the air
September 29th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Huuuuuuuuuuuge win. We have a pennant race.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
lol
September 29th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
First time Chuck has had a solid hit in years.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
Chuck’s bitch has Andrea Kremer’s “WOW, that’s a surprise!” look down pat