Richard Seymour Will Not Talk About His Hair-Pulling Penalty
1-liner, NFL September 29th. 2009, 10:00am
Cohn: May I ask you a question? You were penalized for pulling a guy’s hair. I’ve never in my life been aware of anything like that. Can I trouble you to tell me what happened?
Richard Seymour: Did you see the game?
Cohn: I was there. Was it a mistake?
Seymour: It was no mistake.
Cohn: You were pissed?
Seymour: It wasn’t no mistake, brother. Next question.
Cohn: Is there something wrong with the question? Why did you do it?
Seymour: You asked if it was a mistake and I told you no. Get out of here.
Cohn: Why do I get out of here? You don’t like to talk about that.
Seymour: Get out of here.
Cohn: I’m not getting out of here. [Press Democrat]
26 Responses to “Richard Seymour Will Not Talk About His Hair-Pulling Penalty”
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September 29th, 2009 at 10:02 AM
this post looks much better if you clock on the comments button.
Richard Seymour, the DL’s version Flozell Adams!
September 29th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Cohn: How do you spell retarded?
September 29th, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Dialogue Michael Bay can be proud of.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Cut.It.Out.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:12 AM
They should move Richard Seymour’s desk to the basement
September 29th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Does he get to keep the stapler?
September 29th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
i’d say he pretty much answered the question. He pulled the guys hair and he did it on purpose and doesnt regret it. thats it.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:17 AM
I know you are but what am I
September 29th, 2009 at 10:19 AM
bitch move
next post
September 29th, 2009 at 10:21 AM
/I know it wasn’t Linda Cohn
September 29th, 2009 at 10:22 AM
TJ:
BSanders is probably getting a little worried. Colts now without their two best defensive players for the next two to three weeks.
End TJ
September 29th, 2009 at 10:23 AM
The Raider organization is a total joke, but this guy was obviously trying to be a dick. That he needed an explanation on why Seymour pulled Clady’s hair tells me he’s either either got an agenda or he’s milquetoast.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:23 AM
fuckin long haired hippies
September 29th, 2009 at 10:24 AM
bsanders was upset about that yesterday when it came out
September 29th, 2009 at 10:25 AM
/thread jack
awesome sporcle quiz, or the awesomest?
/end tj
September 29th, 2009 at 10:29 AM
hannah storm is wearing camo today.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
They shut just shut it down. They’re not topping that one.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
*should just shut it down
September 29th, 2009 at 10:36 AM
im calling people bozo now.
/always sunny’d
September 29th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Cohn: If I asked you a questions about hair pulling, is that something you might be interested in?
September 29th, 2009 at 10:55 AM
i would have loved it if seymour dropped him.
cohn: i’m not getting out of her…ahhh ugh..no more please no more i’ll leave
September 29th, 2009 at 10:58 AM
what an awkward writer.
did he really say that? i wouldn’t talk to him if he did either.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
you want a tough quiz? seinfeld quotes.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/seinfeldquotes.php
you know who said them, but do you know their names? difficult.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Got em all in 2:15, not tough at all.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Damn that Mr. Wilhelm and Mickey Abbott!!!
/quiz needed a “Jimmy” comment-lol
September 29th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
That’s the Raiders…