College Football Late Afternoon Featuring Tigers and Bulldogs
College Football October 3rd. 2009, 3:25pm
As we mourn the loss of Michigan’s undefeated season, we turn our attention to the next slate of games. It looks like the big game is #4 LSU at #18 Georgia. Feel free to stay here and eat all the chips if you want. We’re running low on beer so somebody’s going to have to run to the store (*looks at Duffy*).
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October 3rd, 2009 at 3:27 PM
To Hell With Georgia.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:28 PM
I’d fuck the one in the purple.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
But seriously, the second from the left and the white one kneeling…wowee wowwa. I wasn’t trying to be racist saying “the white one kneeling,” either, just didn’t know any other way to differentiate.
/NAACP’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
yes, yes, yes, dude, yes, grandma, no, no, yes (bottom), no, no, no
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 PM
duffy drinks the common man’s beverage? he’s going to have to turn in his wolverine badge and gun.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:32 PM
I would with all these girls. I dont think Id go out of my way for any of them.
Except for the one in the purple and the one kneeling in front of her
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Please, he only drinks half-century old liquor and does in a large leather chair surrounded by many dusty books.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Nah, he’s just the one dispatched to run to the store.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 PM
I never said Duffy drinks like us, but he certainly run to the store and fill the Natty Caddy.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 PM
i have had an old coke machine for 20 years that i keep full of long necks.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Kordell Stewart maybe the worst analysist of all time. Memo to ESPN: Just b/c they played football doesn’t mean they know anything about football.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:38 PM
go uga!
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 PM
What about suck–eh, nevermind.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 PM
I’m 3/4 of the way in the bag after the awful performance by the Hawkeyes today. Now, I have to somehow find a way to get to this hockey game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Nice pick, but take a knee there kid.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:45 PM
And Verne Lundquist just dropped possibly the worst Larry Munson impression in history. I’m just stunned.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Anyone else having trouble with the main page refreshing? When I go there the Mushnick post is still at the top.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:52 PM
nope, i got a bunch of UGA broads at the top of mine
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:52 PM
The runs make layabouts of us all.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Yeah I just saw the Rio Olympics post at the top. Weird.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:54 PM
happened to me a few times yesterday. Clear your cache and you should be fine.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Locker puts the DaWgs up 7.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 PM
That fixed, thanks fetch.
Bob Griese, apparently, is a good lip reader.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Poor Checkdown Charlie.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 PM
So what the Browns are saying is that Brady takes care of the ball too much instead of trying to take the risks. Have fun not winning guys.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 PM
i see terrell pryor has done pretty well today.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Jersey is that Janet on your avatar?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:06 PM
So what the Browns are saying is that Brady takes care of the ball too much instead of trying to take the risks. Have fun not winning guys.
Maybe they could run the ball more. Ernest Byner thinks it’s a good idea.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Yessir.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 PM
This is Fantastic
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Oh for the love of christ, they just had to mention Tebow didn’t they.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Any Marion Barber owners should probably take a look at this.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Clausen doesn’t look very comfortable on that toe
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Thanks lefty… now I have to make a big decision in some leagues.
Robbie Paris… better basketball player than football player.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Choice, what a 14th round pick
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 PM
That’s quite a steal.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 PM
I definitely went and put in my waiver claim for him the monday after barber got hurt. Gotta check what league I got him in.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Greinke vs. Mauer round 1 – Greinke gets ahead 0-2 with two fastballs but Mauer squeezes a walk out of him.
Is anyone else watching this? Who is doing play-by-play? He just mentioned Poz’s idea of the “new age Triple Crown”.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Anybody else see that NFL Films thing on the Harbaugh family this morning? It was pretty great. Forgot that Tom Crean’s married to their sister.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:23 PM
hahah, UCLA DB takes a cheap shot at a defenseless WR, not draws a flag that gives Stanford a first down, but also is the one that gets knocked the fuck out.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 PM
BTW, Stanford looks like a quality team…their rb is big and agile.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 PM
weeze: it’s Darron Sutton. He does the Dbacks games usually I think.
Still no Dick Bremer
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 PM
This is pretty interesting.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 PM
and a future pro baseball player
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 PM
I have fucking Florida/Philly on the national broadcast here and thanks to the fucking Saturday blackout rules can’t access it on Extra Innings. Fuck you Mr. Selig.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 PM
?
/they don’t play til 7
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 PM
…I have a potty mouth.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Nothing beats Bremer shouting “DEEP TO LEFT FIELD!” on every fly ball only for it to be a 280 foot fly ball.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 PM
well he cant do everything else in his life as bad as he does football. right?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Why, because they don’t have white rb’s in the nfl?
/that’s racist
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:30 PM
wait…what?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 PM
KC – Twins here.
Never thought I’d enjoy watching a Royals game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Young! Morales! Tolbert! Punto!
Sounds like runs!
/shoots self
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Any relation to Don?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 PM
More Sporcle games for bored people because making these distracts me from feeling sick.
http://www.sporcle.com/games/s1rweeze/alds_losers
http://www.sporcle.com/games/s1rweeze/nlds_losers
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 PM
are they really no’s or did you just tire out after the first 4?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 PM
call him by his real name…pube head.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 PM
nah tallguy he’ll probably play football. He can’t really hit. Phenomenal outfielder
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 PM
I have no idea how Cuddyer even touched that pitch.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 PM
I’m lost, confused, baffled….
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Seconded.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Delmon is so comically helpless against Greinke. Dear lord.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 PM
The stupidest aflac trivia question of all time: Name the song and band that slammed Neil Young by name.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 PM
probably the stupidest band of all time (other than kiss)…lynard skynard.
/yay 30 minute guitar solos with three fucking notes!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 PM
by the way Spence, thanks for calling the Beatles the most overrated band ever. I nearly cried tears of joy reading that.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 PM
Fourthd
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Watching this PSU/U of I game it’s pretty obvious Ohio State is by far the best team in the Big 10. Man, this conference blows this year.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:40 PM
fetch…im just glad i could open your eyes to see past the veil of bullshit every music critic sets up when talking about them.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 PM
My old man just went to see Kiss in Cleveland the other night. He even thinks its time for them to hang it up.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Fuck Fox, they’re the ones who had to own exclusive rights to all Saturday games that start before 7 PM.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Why? It’s a popular contranarian opinion. This is the opinion of 75% of the 19 year olds who bothered to think about it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:42 PM
i was trying to be clever. i was saying pryor does everything else pretty well and his day wont turn to shit until he steps on the football field. because he sucks.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Spencer, I like Freebird, if only because it’s the only end song in the Guitar Hero series that I’ve 5 starred on expert.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 PM
R-A-M-O-N-E-S….. R-A-M-O-N-E-S….RAMONES!
/sorry, fuckin love the Ramones
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:43 PM
And who accepted a lot of money from Fox to make that happen? Just like he accepted a bunch of money to start World Series games in the middle of the night. Just like he accepted a bunch of money to blow… wait, I can’t reveal that here. My investigation is too close to completion.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 PM
And each one of them and Spence are wrong.
You may not care for them and that’s OK… strange, but OK. But, the amount, variety, and continual popularity of their music says otherwise…
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 PM
You can find anything on the Internet.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 PM
I did not know that. Every person I know who tries to be cool says they like the Beatles. I’d still like to compliment spence though.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 PM
SarkAttack, shouldn’t we be verbally sparring right now.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:47 PM
wally popularity doesnt mean the music is good. lady ga-ga exists and is popular. i agree with you though.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 PM
you are a bad person for liking them.
popularity doesn’t mean shit. backstreet boys millenium sold 40 million albums…are they geniuses?
they made some pretty good music (white album and sgt. pepper). were they geniuses? no. did they alter the way music was viewed as a commodity? yes…for the worse. that makes them overrated.
why are we bringing this up?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 PM
What about Irene from the Real World: Seattle giving Lucy in the Sky lupus?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Well….that’s like….your opinion…..man
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 PM
I feel like both teams are playing pretty poorly, and there’d be no winner.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 PM
This is pretty interesting.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Can Blackburn and Greinke both throw no hitters for nine? I think they can. I think they can. It’s interesting to learn that there has never been a musical genius involved with popular music.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 PM
wasnt hitler’s mother jewish?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 PM
goddamn it clausen
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 PM
i think she was half jewish.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:54 PM
ok huskies, they should cover the 24.5, im pretty sure
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:54 PM
wow. good job clausen. you idiot. ha
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Horrible.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 PM
And Jimmy proves me correct.
Desmond Trufant is all over the field today though.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Dont get them started TST. Nothing popular is cool around here. If everyone likes it, it must be overrated.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Ahmadinejadgreensteinbaumwicz?
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:56 PM
well it appears ahmadinejad and hitler have family issues and they are using jewish people as a symbol for their hate.
/dime store psychology
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 PM
As my Irish languish yet again, with me with $10 Paper WA +13.5 anyway, may I refer the collective hard-on in rejoice of staff at TBL to the chick on the sideline of the Notre Dame game who beats their obsession of EA significantly?
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23123#comment-520382
If only if we could see her wearing less, but autumn is upon us.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Nicely done.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 PM
GOLDEN FUCKING TATE
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Golden Mutherfucking Tate Bitches
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 PM
wow…golden tate.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Brock, is there any way you can contribute something about the topic at hand on a post, or must you be continually wandering inanely?
What the hell happened to your wit? You on drugs? Did you eat some bad Popeye’s? Twice? Step it up dude you have sucked for about a month now.
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 PM
A Joba Chamberlain commercial? Is he trying to give Tony Romo competition for “Most Wildly Overrated and Overexposed Athlete That Completely Sucks”?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 PM
stevie wonder,ray charles,aretha franklin,marvin gaye,jimi hendrix all musical geniuses all popular.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Here we go, Greinke/Mauer round 2
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Paolo4007: Motivational Speaker
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Fist bump Jersey!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Zappa? Prince? Eddie Van Halen?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Wow is purdue bad.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 PM
+fuckton
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Yikes, that’s gonna cost him some Paolo points.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
fIST BUMP ACKNOWLEDGED
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
So Kansas’s Morningstar got pulled for a DUI last night. Obviously, Self needs to be fired because he’s lost control of this team
/pushing Fetch’s buttons
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
i was using artists i like. but yeah those people too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Hendrix held out for more money at woodstock and several of the other hippie jackasses threatened to walk unless they saw cash beforehand.
/fucking hate hippies
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 PM
my point was that if the Beatles are not musical geniuses then there aren’t musical geniuses who made pop music. I would consider everyone listed as musical geniuses myself (esp. Zappa), but I am not an expert like Spencer, and so bow to his superior knowledge in this area.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 PM
also add miles davis and wes montgomery to the list…they were jazz musicians but in the 50’s and 60’s they were HUGELY popular.
both geniuses.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:03 PM
I said that like 2 hours ago tallguy. Well, not the Self firing thing.
Morningstar wasn’t gonna get any PT anyways. Even though he led the conference in 3 point shooting last year.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 PM
i would also say ben folds is a musical genius. that dude makes some damn good music.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 PM
And the white album is probably their worst album. Unlistenable trash.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 PM
I don’t know if the Beach Boys were geniuses but “God Only Knows” is a perfect pop song.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Motivational or Demotivational — I Do It As I See It And Don’t Mince Many Words
Thank you for your understanding TST, and keep bringing on the good game you have brought on here lately. I don’t know if it has anything to do with filling in for the lately lowly Mrejr/Brock or not, but keep at it and don’t slow down.
And now by popular covert request an encore of TST’s/JPQ’s audition for the re-make of 1943’s “Fast Talking High Trousers.” Bravo I say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACCU1BaNiU
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 PM
there are geniuses in pop…but the beatles best albums weren’t “pure” pop albums like the ones that made the band worldwide mega, super-duperstars.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Let’s see… since USC is going to crush Notre Dame next week, it’s almost a forgone conclusion that Washington will find a way to win this game, right?
/science
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
To have the imagination and creativity to come up with complex vocal harmonies (and melodies) like they do is um… geniusy?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
the beach boys are geniuses because they made pet sounds. they could have farted on snare drums for the rest of their catalog, but as long as they still made pet sounds, they’re certified geniuses.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
If the Beatles were geniuses so were the people who wrote the musical parts of That Thing You Do.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Brian Wilson was a genius.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Holy shit, just saw the FSU/BC score…Bowden’s gotta go, period…BC sucks this year.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
He’s already lost the drinks with his two free Popeye’s chicken dinners plus a side dish whenever I do make it to Florida for my move next year. And he is sure as hell tempting fate lately, and you don’t have to be only a gambler to know not to do that.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM
i need to go to ND for a game…that’s on the bucket list.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 PM
Spent the first ten years of my life in Chicago and Indy, my dad never even tried to take us to a ND game.
/or a cubs game
//or whitesox
///or bears
GODDAMN PICKLE
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 PM
whoa…huge INT for the huskies.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Nevermind, that’s not even remotely Clausen’s fault.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
+0.5 Spencer, but don’t wait until you see the bucket
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
This never gets old.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
FUMBLERUSKIE!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
So Im lying here, just starting at the ceiling tiles.
And Im thinking about what to think about.
Just listening and relistening to smiley smile,
And Im wondering if this is some kind of create drought
Because I am
Lying in bed just like brian wilson did
Well Im lying in bed just like brian wilson did.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
ND BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Not popular enough to be a genius
/TST
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Early Beatles = formulaic crap, Sgt. Peppers = awesome.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 PM
+2.5
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Wow. Both of these teams suck really bad. Two turnovers on back to back plays.
Saw the Rockne statue. If they made one for the FUPA, what would they use? Have to be something abundant due to sheer size… like water.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Yes. Yes you do. Even when they sucked, saturdays in the fall were still great in South Bend. Me and a bunch of buddies are trying to put together a trip back out there for USC. I might have to travel for work that week though.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 PM
paolo…i’ve been to a few of the great college football venues…night game in baton rouge, college station, the swamp, autzen, the shoe, happy valley…but it’s kinda pathetic that im all of 3 hours away from ND and haven’t made the trip. im not gonna wait too long…gotta do it before i have kids.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Yes they do, but they’re all hyped up and playing against cancer today. Kicking cancer’s ass would motivate anyone and they seem to be jacked.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:11 PM
One distinction from other schools with regard to ND games is that usually they are truly NATIONAL events with people flying in from all over the country, not just driving, for every single home game!
Good luck finding a hotel room on such weekends unless you booked well, well in advance, but hey you can probably find a place to crash through an off campus connection lest you know some students there.
But hey they have tightened up on dorm guests I think compared to when I went to school when any one could just walk into the male dorms and no one gave a shit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:11 PM
/TST
I was using popular in the “pop” music sense, not the Joe Walsh living the good life way.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 PM
Weren’t the Beatles the ones who created the formulaic pop song? I think the creators get a little more leeway than the sheep that followed…
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 PM
You know what man, go fuck yourself SC, I am so sick of your bullshit.
USC is NOT going to crush ND next week.
They’re going to crush ND when they play in two weeks.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 PM
Kansas City has baserunners? How can this be?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 PM
I blame Ty Willingham.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 PM
+1
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 PM
PSU looking impressive again eh/
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 PM
id say buddy holly’s era laid the foundation for that kind of music.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 PM
Impressive Clausen was able to throw the ball away there with a guy hanging on him. No way he could’ve done that last year when he was down to 135 for most of the season.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Nicely played
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Tough Titties Turkleton on for the punt.
You guys should all want ND to beat USC. There is no way ND makes it the rest of the year without another loss, but USC could easily get into the title game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 PM
SC…funny you say that about USC and ND when you got livid as shit when i said the same thing about OSU and iowa earlier this week.
just sayin…
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Bring it on, and perhaps the grass will not be cut either. I can’t wait to kick some Trojan ass.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 PM
elvis. presley.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:16 PM
i want ND to wax USC for a variety of reasons…namely matt barkley’s smug punk bitch ass.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:16 PM
man…you’re on top of your shit. another +fuckton. kudos.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:16 PM
Well… that’s because USC is better than OSU, Spencer. Your statement was just preposterous. It’s quite obvious Iowa is playing to the level of their competition if you watched today’s game.
/slaps forehead
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Oh c’mon you just want retribution for the defeat at the Horseshoe. I won’t disagree with you though this time.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Wait, you’d rather have ND in the title game than USC?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 PM
didn’t. write. his. own. music.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Paolo I’m a ND fan, I’m just being realistic.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Speaking of frauds, UNC gave UVA its first win today.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 PM
I wonder if the person who made this thought it was worth it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 PM
Nice end to the half. Sloppy play and up 1? Ill take it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 PM
I’m a ND fan.
But like I said, I still don’t see them getting through the rest of the year after USC without a loss. And even if they did, they would not make it high enough in the polls to get in. Nobody can be unranked halfway through the season and still get in, that’s nuts.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 PM
that’s on the list too. that game still hurts.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 PM
ND needs to stop being so fucking sloppy. Clausen needs to stop pretending that he can have a great game without throwing to Golden Tate.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 PM
I watched the first 20 seconds and just saved it for the next time I’m stoned. Seems wasteful to watch it in my right mind.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 PM
Time for a Double Cheeseburger break in the Notre Dame game. Charlie looked hungry wabbling into the locker room.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Thank God Michigan lost.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Yeah mole, I kinda misread what you wrote.
Agreed. I thought people were stupid to have them in the top 25 to open the year.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:21 PM
just wanted to see those words get posted again. they make me smile.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 PM
+1 Wally For A Tight Zinger A La Letterman
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 PM
But but but they have had good recruits under Butch!
/they always have good recruits
//they always still suck
///tasteless joke about dead mascot
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:23 PM
SC…id buy into iowa’s win over PSU more if PSU wasn’t struggling mightily against illinois.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:23 PM
big deal. he sure as hell performed the shit out of it though. he made himself bigger than the music he played. you could say he was the first pop star. and i am not afraid to say that i like some of his music.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Jim and Pam are getting married? Man the best thing about that show (when I watched the first two years) was the tension there. Wellp that shit jumped the shark.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 PM
How the fuck does Elvis not writing his own music refute the point that the genre existed before the Beatles?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Trick question, it doesn’t.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 PM
LSU might wanna tighten things up on the o-line a bit. Three straight sacks inside your own 20 isn’t a great way to start a half.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:26 PM
THAT’S HOW THEY PLAY IN THE SEC WOOOOOO
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:26 PM
I second Spencer’s motion …update on Ty “Shifty Longshanks” Duffy …he’s made it to Toledo and now will make a right turn en route to Ann Arbor:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23106#comment-520353
Meanwhile, I am getting reports that the rest of the staff of TBL have calmed down from their prolonged collective hard-on with regard to the news of the appreshension of Erin Andrew’s repeated juicy pooper peeper:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23123#comment-520382
/Stay Tuned
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
No disagreement that that was original favorite part of the show, but I really like how they’ve grown their relationship. I have nothing negative to say about the Office, it still makes me laught more than any show on television (a preemptive I’ve never watched It’s Always Sunny). And based on the preview for this episode I suspect some eyes might get a little misty in the Taguchi home next Thursday.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
holy shit…that USF QB, bj daniels is pretty legit. and isn’t he from tallahasee? how could free shoes not land that kid?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
AJ Green is a monster. I think that we’ll definitely see him on Sundays
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
mrejr: i like Elvis and you gotta be a fuckin moron to not respect the man, Hell i’ve been to Graceland for christsake. I was just being a prick playing Devil’s Advocate
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Not happy with how we played today though. We play fine against D-1 programs that we prepare for, then twice at home now against D-2 teams we’ve won by a combined 4 points.
Unacceptable and I look to the coaches for it. I’ll take the wins though, I suppose. Just feel right now how I felt after UNI.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 PM
So am I! Let’s get it on!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Just point the dick away from your eyes.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 PM
way to go out on a limb there.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 PM
I don’t know who is more pathetic right now offensively, the Indians or the Royals?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Cool, one of the best TV episodes ever is on youtube.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 PM
And I have ZERO positive to say about that outdated lame-ass whyyyte bread show since it came back after the writer’s strike. What a huge disappointment that sucky show is and ever shall be.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Just point the dick away from your eyes.
Then my boyfriend won’t reciprocate.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Yeah no shit …free shoes are not enough …he wanted a guaranteed start.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 PM
I’m shocked Spencer, I thought our joint suffering with the Browns would exempt me from you snark.
/screw you
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Peter King just said the Raiders need to sign Garcia and make him the starter and they can contend. Might be right with that division.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:32 PM
I hate when NBC teases the NFL Sunday night using the Notre Dame halftime. Still way too many talking big heads on that damn NBC production for Sunday night too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 PM
clevelandstaph…sorry, you’re right. in these tough times we should really band together.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 PM
I took miz and sparty’s advice and read Meat Market, and it gives you a ton of insight on the recruiting process. I highly recommend it. A lot of recruiting makes no sense whatsoever.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 PM
Rivers is one of the best deep throwers in the league my fat ass. Rivers sucks.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 PM
TST you are creepy. You have a boyfriend, a “common law” girlfriend, and also a tranny boyfriend/girlfriend?
/Don’t Ask Don’t Telled?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Florio and King work better together than any of the ESPN cocksmugglers.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Yeah. It really bothers me when they play the ND fight song when going to break…
Sorry. I can’t help it. Notre Dame makes me want to start forest fires.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 PM
It takes a village Paolo.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Usually I agree with your analysis, but the evidence in this situation points to the contrary. Rivers is the only reason the Chargers aren’t 0-3 right now.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:35 PM
The sentimentality with regard to The Office is more pathetic offensively of course.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:35 PM
Fuck.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Hi Maggs.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Nope, fuck Rivers. He’s a headcase and a pussy, won’t ever win a superbowl.
/still angry that the announcers compared him to Marino when NCSU played OSU in fall 2003
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:37 PM
That game was a shmashmortion.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:37 PM
it’s true…just cuz he doesn’t have a lot of velocity doesn’t mean he’s not good on the deep ball. him to vincent jackson on a deep post is damn near unguardable. he always gets the ball there on time in the perfect spot.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
I know being abandoned by your kids after working fifty years in the coal mines has hardened your heart Paolo, but just think back to the first time you saw Mrs. Paolo, long ago, before the freak barbershop accident took her legs. You felt love then Paolo. You still can. You still can.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
NBC showing elaphantitus, oi vey! gross
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
sure was. but an entertaining smashmortion.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Well even as an ND fan NBC’s halftime lame-ass production and Sunday night BS NFL special make me want to drop a double double off at the pool. Half-point granted +0.5 Souvenir
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Excellent new word that describes it perfectly.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Philip Rivers’s last college game was a loss to Kansas
/fact of the day
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
i could watch messin with sasquatch commercials all day. the way sasquatch responds with over the top violence never gets old.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 PM
It’s not Rivers’ fault he’s better than Big Ben and Eli, he’s just showing up for work.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
pizza or wings…what should i get for the OSU game?
GOLDEN TATE AGAIN!!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
GOLDEN FUCKING TATE!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
We’re cool spencer.
/No homo
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Golden Tate is a playa
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
that was funny +1.5 =D
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Buffalo wing pizza.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Our QB is still better than your QB.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Golden Tate runs a 4.2 40.
/maybe not
//sid crosby does run a 4.1 though
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 PM
I appreciate the support, but I just broke up for the third and final time with my Meagan Good-looking HOT ASS Vegas In Philly porn-stand-in girlfriend. At least the heartache and heartbreak are gone, sadly along with the fine pussy, but it’s better to be grounded and reality-checked now. The chief cause that I don’t care to confirm or learn more about? A relapse into substance abuse?
Throwing out her stuff in body trash bags tomorrow morning by the dumpster lest she picks it up.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:42 PM
This is all sorts of false. And I’ll have fun the rest of the year as that statement gets even more amusing.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Now I have mrejr points AND Paolo points. This is like when Thanos assembled the Infinity Gauntlet.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 PM
we’ve had our differences, but condolences paolo.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Good to see you can still laugh Mrejr, but when was the last time you contributed something funny or FON-NY? Exactly.
-0.5 Mrejr and Loss Of Down And Minus One More Side Dish
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 PM
A lot of schools wanted him to play CB.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 PM
The SEC is boring football. This Georgia game is fucking turrble.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 PM
seconded
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 PM
ND is lethal from fifty to eighty yards, but shit from within the ten. Just like me in a video game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:45 PM
You’re not throwing out her body parts, right?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
Paolo is a fucking nutcase.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
i like bama and florida, but the rest of the conf is pretty mediocre. im voluntarily watching the PSU game vs the zookers over a game between two top 15 teams? WTF?
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
YOUR American League MVP Joe Mauer comes through against Greinke with a runscoring single, 1-0 Twins.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
Mauer beats Greinke. Greinke is down. Greinke is down.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
Had to re-read it about 5 times to make sure it didn’t say what I thought it said too…
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 PM
Fist bump thanks.
I hereby withhold at least two more comments now on any openings to bash Ohio State, as they will be duly indicated here.
And then when credit is due, I will double the compliment for Ohio State for only the month of October.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 PM
I honestly don’t know why I’m watching this Stanford/UCLA game, but damn, Gearhart’s just punishing the defense today. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Stanford beat one of the USC/Oregon/Cal group.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Bout time the bucks play a night game again, serious cheddah to be made at work tonight.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Charlie Weis strikes me as being hung like a retarded mule.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
The greatest QB of all time just overthrew a wide the fuck open TD by five yards.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
True Story: One Week Ago During The 4th Quarter Of ND/Purdue We Decided To Have Lengthy Hot Porn Sex Right Here In My Place For Sake Of Good Luck. It Worked — For Notre Dame And For Us For Sake Of Top Porn Quality!
How quickly things change you know. C’est la vie.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
A loss in which he destroyed the shit out of Kansas. Also, he won.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Oh yeah that dude totally broke his leg, shit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Okay, this is news? I have Paper $7 LSU +3 on that one.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:50 PM
paolo…by all means, if they warrant bashing, bash the fuck out of OSU. except for brian rolle…he’s off limits.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Yeah I was wincing watching that replay.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Stop drinking Paolo. Or drink more… either way.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
$8 Two-Way Parlay Paper (if 2 for 2, x2.6 on the winnings):
Oregon St/AZ State 0ver 45.5
UCLA/Stanford Over 45
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Fetch just had an orgasm.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 PM
i heard brian rolle likes little boys sexually.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Save it for Thursday at nine.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
I’m pretty excited about these Ravens-Pats and Chargers-Steelers games tomorrow. There’s really no downside to any result in either game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
hey taguchi what do you think about the way they are making jim realize that micahels job is harder than he expected? i love it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Fist bump TST. I won’t spare The Office from bashing now, but I’ll figure out what to not bash for you in due time this month and you will get double compliments when due for this month only too.
And for clarification for some of the smart-asses watching way too many movies, no body parts were involved only the bags.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
nuh uh!
this dog im dogsitting just took a dump in the dining room…what a fucking bitch.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:53 PM
I don’t think I’ve seen a least defensive game with so few points scored.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:54 PM
fuck yea…jets saints should be good too even tho the jets are missing their two of their three best CB’s.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:54 PM
My command of the English language is slipping faster than Spence stepping on a steamer.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
is the dog’s name brian rolle?
/more where that came from.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Leave it there until it gets hard otherwise you’ll get fecal matter ground into the carpet.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Good call on that bullshit
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 PM
i think she was half jewish.
Hitler’s mother wasn’t Jewish, but the doctor who treated her cancer was. Also, Hitler’s commanding officer in WWI was Jewish. He recommended Hitler for the Iron Cross (which is kinda like what the Silver Star is for American soldiers).
This Georgia-LSU game is a fucking mess. Georgia must have no depth at QB because Cox has been horrible.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 PM
i was actually thinking about hiding it somewhere in these people’s house and seeing if they can find where the smell is coming from.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Think it’s great. Last episode annoyed me a bit though (couldn’t get around the fact that they should obviously just give everybody the shitty raise).
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
I went out last night and blacked out. Come to find out I was making out with a fatty in the middle of the bar. My life has spiraled out of control since I broke up with my ex bitch. I have gained ten pounds and all I do is go out and get blacked out while trying to get my dick wet. Watch yourself Paolo. Things can get bad out there.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
HE’S A NAZI, GET HIM!
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Not going to hit that…UCLA’s offense is playing like dogshit, and Stanford’s eating the clock with its running game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 PM
On Duffy here, my almost blinded sources now reveal he wears only an open robe and flimsy slippers with a strange collar on whilst drinking such beverages in his study as well. His high horse stables might be accessible through his revolving bookcase too, but as yet we have not confirmed that.
I am having him followed lately in his native Manhattan of course for those of you who have not yet heard. See “Eyes Wide Shut.” And yes, occasionally there are minor piano chords involved.
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:58 PM
wasn’t the guy who turned him down from art school jewish as well?
/foggy on my hitler history, my apologies
October 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. Staying busy without alcohol is the best way to get over it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
According to the brilliant John Cusack film Max, yes.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
my years are off today. I said the Twins won the WS in 92 too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:01 PM
When I was doing that nightly blackout thing I wandered in the girl who lived across my street’s house party at like 2 a.m., ending up having sex with her with hardly any recollection of it and then leaving the next morning before she woke up. The next three months until my lease was up were spent avoiding her at all costs.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 PM
michael actually had the best idea of performance based raises which shows he isnt a total dumbass but the way they went about deciding who deserved it showed he(and jim) arent gonna reinvent the wheel any time soon. i loved the animosity michael had at the beginning. jim going over his head was a bullshit move . they could push that to make some great episodes.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 PM
haven’t seen it, but i’ll take the backup.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 PM
wasn’t the guy who turned him down from art school jewish as well?
/foggy on my hitler history, my apologies
I think so. That I’m having trouble remembering. Ever seen Hitler’s paintings? They were terrible.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 PM
We would get along Maggs
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Fist bump Magglio thanks …I have sworn off chicks this month for a number a reasons, as it could not be a better month for me for a breakup for three reasons: 1) Football 2) Rugby 3) Weather 4) My Birthday
I am happy it is not December, the absolute worst time for a break-up and the month I hate the most.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 PM
I mean FOUR reasons …and Mags I think I will help myself to some of my Old Grandad Special Reserve 114 Proof Tonight if not also my grappa and chilled Stoli Elite.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 PM
When i was living in the city my second year of college, I lived with 5 of my buddies and 4 of us banged the chick that moved in next door ( i was the first, thank christ) She lived with her brother and a friend in the next door duplex and he walked in on her giving me some dome one night and didn’t do shit. He could’ve whooped my ass and probably should have as we referred to her as the “whore next door” for the next 6 months
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 PM
his idea of art was terrible…i forget what he called it, but he banned like all the great arists all across europe and showed their works in some giant art festival to show what was banned.
the only art he approved of was bullshit hallmark looking paintings that reflected the aryan race and showed good, hard working germans working the land.
what bullshit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 PM
GET THIS KID SOME LONGER CLEATS
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:07 PM
You ever been in the Vatican Museum? Not a whole lot of paintings of Jesus as an Arab in there.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Ms, would you care to explain this as well, please as I stated months ago here, to that lame-ass stonin’ sugar-coatin’ Blandlanta’d frickaseed self-professed “objective” SEC-homerin’ Gods of the Gridiron on here with his wagonloads of crates of highly hard bullshit as he reads his piece of crap Atlanta Journal and Constitution?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:09 PM
My last year of college this slutty freshman was our news clerk at our school newspaper and at least four of us nailed her at some point (the actual number was probably closer to eight, but we were all sneaky about it). We’d send her texts at like 2 a.m., drive to her dorm and pick her up, ply her with booze and then plow her. It was really heinous behavior on our parts. I’m certainly not proud of it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:09 PM
but i thought jesus looked like jim carrey with a billy mays beard. my world has been turned upside down.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Gerhart..I think I’m developing my second man crush. Everyone in the stadium knows he’s getting the ball, and he still drags 5 people for a 7 yard gain.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:11 PM
ND’s tackling is abortionistic.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 PM
man…ND’s defense needs work.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 PM
More terrible second-half defense by the Irish, but that is sure as hell not news.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 PM
I think Verne and the color guy need a reminder that for a play to be intentional grounding there can’t be an eligible recievers in the area of where it’s thrown, which there was.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 PM
24-13 with eight minutes to go to hit the over 45. That’s two scores, so it’s going to be close.
How about weighing in BEFORE games start another time Tallguy? Oh never mind.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 PM
PLAY SOME FUCKING DEFENSE JESUS CHRIST
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 PM
O/U on how many quarters until Illinois scores a TD against a division one team?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Apparently four and five star recruits suck. They need some more six and seven star guys.
/clearly just getting more black dudes didn’t work
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 PM
After that run, I think that this needs to be repeated.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
PLAY SOME FUCKING DEFENSE JESUS CHRIST
Touchdown Jesus believes in non-violence and passive resistance.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
to be fair, OSU and PSU are both pretty stout on defense.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
hey, if you get mad that athletes thank god after wins you cant use jesus’s name when wanting them to do something. god doesnt care if they play defense remember?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Kinda hard to give you an update on your chances before the game. I was just saying that given the current game scenario, you weren’t going to hit your fake bet. Good news for you though, UCLA partially blocked a punt, so in decent field position. Less than 7 to go…
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 PM
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Why would you go for it here? Extend it to an eight point lead guaranteed. I guess common sense doesn’t come with the hot new coach who screams a lot and looks like a dick.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Yeah right. As bad as this defense is it’s still better than when he was there, and they have more than one recruit for each position too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:19 PM
+1
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:19 PM
GOOD CALL COACH
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 PM
illinois would be dangerous if their qb didnt have an iq of 15
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 PM
That was truly retarded playcalling by UW
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
What a horrible decision by Sark there.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Hey I just want Jesus to make a tackle, how hard is that?
/you’d think there are deities playing for this team with how much you fagmos bitch about them getting treated unfairly
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Could be a lot of pressure on the Tigers tonight? If Verlander has to go he starts games 2 and 5.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 PM
If they played in the MAC, yeah.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 PM
That was a shitty playcall. If you’re going to run it with Locker, put him in the shotgun, spread the defense out and give him a running start.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 PM
What a play by Punto but tie game
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Ric Flair is doing commercials for the NC Education Lottery with the theme from 2001 playing. He keeps screaming at a little old lady. I am not making this shit up.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Did they intentionally put as many bad games as possible on tv today? Or did it just work out that way?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Right decision by UW, but bad play call I say. Play action would have worked against that awful defense. And then to compound the crime, they allow an Irish run up the middle.
The Irish were lucky more than good in that series of plays, but they did take advantage of UW’s fuckups so give them credit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:27 PM
What a bunch of wacko announcers for the Twins v. Royals game. “4-4 and it couldn’t be more dead even.” Ah, no shit
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Drive is all about Crazy Horse Hughes. Wow.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:27 PM
the only art he approved of was bullshit hallmark looking paintings that reflected the aryan race and showed good, hard working germans working the land.
what bullshit.
The Rape of Europa is an excellent documentary about his art obsession and how it infected his commanders. It systematically traces how Hitler (along with the Catholic Church) stole billions of dollars in art, and how America actually had a whole unit whose job it was to find and protect shit. Compare and contrast this with how we treated valuables in Iraq.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Receivers fucking Clausen in his immaculate ass today.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OnB_jalI4U
/boom. now everyone can see what you are talking about.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 PM
His daughter went to school here when I did and he often would hang around town, everyone loves him in this state. He will be governor.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:29 PM
They also have a prerecording of him they’re using to call NC boosters to fire up their wallets.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Trufant’s a stud
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Trufant’s gotta try to pick that
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Mole – Have some patience with the ND defense. Tenuta’s in his second year as DC, and they don’t have the players he needs for his system. Once they get them, they’ll be nasty.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Cuddyer
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 PM
I definitely received autocalls from him during the primaries, even though I was living in PA my cell is a Charlotte number. Always listened to them.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 PM
taguchi you watch smackdown yet? the rock’s promo sent me back in time. i loved it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Can you tell me where I left my phone this afternoon?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Was the Bama game filmed on a cell phone camera? Good lord man.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Yeah, always a good time remembering the Rock. Saw his first world title win right here in St. Louis. Memories. Off to dinner.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 PM
I’m more just upset with the tackling, you shouldn’t have to learn that stuff at this level. Overall they have improved vastly since Weis took over.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 PM
in your couch, or between the driver’s seat and the armrest in your car
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Gooo!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Nope, he won’t. He’ll never get nominated by the Republicans. I think the only celebrity in NC that has any sway on elections is Andy Griffith (got Bev the nomination)…even Richard Petty got denied.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Gonna go slam my cock in the freezer door.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Chris Polk gashes ND again… lots of missed tackles.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 PM
big firt down for washington, would suck to have to punt that right back to them.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Yeah I know Tallguy, I just love that he tossed around the idea in 2000 (was it 2000?). Our Governors always suck, imo.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:38 PM
set your DVRs ryan reynolds is hosting SNL tonight. or dont because im sure it wont be funny.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Touchdown Tigahs!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Timeouts are valuable in a close game. Man, you don’t get that kind of insight on ESPN.
(actually don’t, probably)
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 PM
ILLINOIS HAS SCORED A TD!
But it’s against PSU so that only half counts.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Don’t own a couch. Live alone so I just have a recliner.
It’s probably under the air mattress.
/bitches love coming back here, and smiley faces
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Hurray for garbage time TD’s!
/”We’re crumping. No, you’re not.”
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Not really…they just have no power. Marc Basnight runs the state, period. Bev’s got a chance, if only because somehow she was able to actually accomplish something as the Lt Gov.
Easley was the laziest motherfucker to ever win a public office…he basically spent his second term crabbing in Southport.
/yes, I can call her Bev
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:42 PM
What a catch by Denard Span
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Im gonna love watching Chris Polk for 3 more years.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Who ran against Easley, was it Vinroot?
I would have voted for Mac if I hadn’t changed my registration to PA last year.
/fuck Eastern NC, Charlotte should be the Capital
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Yes, thank you Washington.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:44 PM
There’s your ballgame.
Horrible tackling and shit redzone execution. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Chris Polk touchdown!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 PM
That’s not a TD but it will stand.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Jesus what a catch from AJ Green.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Wow, A.J. Green!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 PM
OH CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON MOLE
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Bad recruiting …and lack of teaching of the classic wrap technique, which I practise and almost never fails when I play rugby. The same technique works in football. Brian Urlacher made something big out of it in the NFL for awhile. No magic here — just wrap the guy up enough for your mates to pile on.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 PM
The announcer doesn’t grasp that the ball might not have been over the goalline when the knee hit. God I hate these announcers, and they’re my guys.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 PM
aj green looked like braylon edwards when he was with michigan…great catch.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Now UGA has to kick from the 20, and LSU is only gonna need a FG.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Actually this kind of sucks, just lets them run off more time before they get let in the endzone. shit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:48 PM
why dont they have locker roll out and hit the te? that play works 80% of the time every time.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 PM
BIG SWING!
/until ND fails to get a TD again
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Hitler and politics are not good mixes with a blog on college football? Good golly! And I get so much of the shit heap some of it over on those douchebags please!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Wow.
WOW
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 PM
go lsu
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Roughing the snapper? This better have been egregious.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CALL?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Hahaha roughing the snapper!?
Wow. That sucks.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 PM
I’m sorry that is fucking atrocious officiating. Absolutely atrocious.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 PM
2nd’d, 3rd’d, and 4th’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Spoken like the guy who had the over on PSU/Illinois? (45.5 early line)
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 PM
they ran the same 2 plays but in different order. play action spread hit the te dumbass
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Nice accidental tackle to save the TD, academic at this point though.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
TOUCHDOWN LSU!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
It has been over six minutes of game clock since the Huskies got within the ten yard line.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 PM
TOUCHDOWN LSU!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:54 PM
waaaa, learn how to not sabotage your own candidates. The voters in Charlotte gave the election to Bev.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:55 PM
You can’t drop a ball and put two hands in the air?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
these two celebration penalties in the LSU/UGA game were absolute horseshit.
/they make the ending more exciting tho
//horseshit
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Make up call.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
I’m sure they did. But Raleigh is a brick toilet, Greensboro only exists to host basketball tournies and can’t even do that every year anymore, Greenville is the crack capital of the UNC system, and I don’t even need to mention all the depressingly humid military towns out that way.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Lotta weird celebration penalties here.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Hitler and politics are not good mixes with a blog on college football?
Apparently you are.
These are some excessive celebration penalties. I hate when the refs make calls that have such an effect on field position in the last minute of the game.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 PM
The Irish will lose, because this week and for good my literally hot-ass porn-stand-in ex-gf is not here to have hot porn sex for good luck like last week in the Purdue game:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23175&cpage=8#comment-520564
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 PM
How many times is Georgia gonna roll the ball back to Joe Cox?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Who’s playing center for Georgia, Olin Kreutz?
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 PM
A Gecko is a lizard you little insurance selling prick.
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 PM
damnit…i timed my food run poorly. im finished eating and the OSU game hasn’t started.
damnit.
/fucking dog
October 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Holy this these refs are terrible.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 PM
Raleigh>>>>>>>>Charlotte, and it’s not even close.
Honestly, they should move it back to the original capital though
/New Bern’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 PM
So, uh, what’s her number?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 PM
The refs are so horrible I forgot to add ’shit’ after ‘holy’.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 PM
what the fuck does rascal flatts have to do with the big televen?
get those bitches away from my tv damnit.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Bah. Well both suck at selling tickets to sporting events that’s for sure.
I’m not even really attached to Charlotte, I just despise anything east of it in the state.
MS are the refs worse than the Houston game?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 PM
JESUS CHRIST…this dog took another fucking shit in the house.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 PM
pop country is the most popular music at PSU, it’s horrid
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:03 PM
RUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Sarkasian you fucked this one royally.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Plenty of time though. No way are they getting this conversion.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Hahahaha thank god for getting rid of the forward motion rule eh?
What’s the flag?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Wow, it’s the Reggie Bush play only fatter.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 PM
+0.5 MS +1.5 aggregate …and keep heapin’ that shit on the Hitler and political types coming on here today.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Time to go Bruce Dern and staple its ass shut.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Olsen is pushing a Washington player, not a penalty.
/making that rule up
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Maybe you should put that music degree to work and LET THE FUCKING DOG OUTSIDE?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:06 PM
And that’s why people love the squib kick.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 PM
i have. it pooped outside at like 1…how could i predict such a shits-kreig?
/be here all week
//tip your waitresses
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Solid start to the season for the Red Wings. Blues have some swanky new unis.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/didn’t think we were gonna do it
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Lebensraum for my feces!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Ugh that’s the second Lebensraum joke I’ve made on a blog today, I need to stop playing Civ.
Refs really injecting themselves into this game. That was good coverage, oh well.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Come on, put the Domers in the Hurt Locker!
/groan
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 PM
i hate the big ten network.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:11 PM
is that the sark attack?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:11 PM
The biggest game of my lifetime in Tiger Stadium next Saturday. And I’m old. That place is going to be a fricking volcano.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Apparently it is emitting the Canine Brown Noise.
Washington is winning this shit. Hell of a finish.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 PM
K MAC AGAIN!
WOOOOOOOOOO!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 PM
wow…Irish survive
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 PM
SHIT
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 PM
nm…still could die
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
more venomous than saban’s return?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Ha…How does Udub not win this?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 PM
i have a bad feeling
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Nice tackling assholes. Really, you can stop people on the goal like mad but can’t bring down a QB in the open field?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Never in my 20 years following Notre Dame football have I seen such a consistent, large gap between a great OFFENSE and a shitty, shitty defense at Notre Dame. Unreal!
/Cardiac Arrested All Season
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Yes. Saban was personal. But this game actually means something. We were done before we played them. The only satisfaction we could get from that game was ruining Alabama’s season. If we get a miracle next week, Alabama is the only big test we have left.
/oh wait, the rematch against Florida in the SEC Championship
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Flipped over to Mountain West Network for the SMU-TCU game. It’s bad enough that TCU is going to kick our ass, but I have to listen to their broadcasters tell me about it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 PM
why isn’t tenuta the DC? he’s better than than corwin brown.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Earthquake Game 2.0?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
One bad thing about this LSU team, though. And I’m calling it right now:
Jordan Jefferson is the Aaron Brooks of college football. The guy makes so many stupid and miraculous plays, usually in succession. You think Notre Dame gives you heart attacks?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
tie ball game. c’mon washington.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:17 PM
They’ve got some funky co-coordinator thing going on that I don’t get.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
i hate to say this but…bama is probably going to be a little too much to handle.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
This game is going to fucking kill me.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Dude’s knee was down prior to crossing on that last two point cnversion. How do they not review that? That was more obvious than the TD taken form UDub.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
He’s not? That’s just fucking dumb.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Oh sweet a death story, that’ll keep the upbeat tempo of this game going.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Other gamblers take note:
Notre Dame, Virginia Tech, and Iowa hardly ever cover against underdogs. Bet only with prudence and hoping for some luck though. With the Irish, have hot porn sex with your gf in the 4th quarter when they are behind too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:18 PM
yea i know, i don’t get it either…tenuta has proven he’s a GREAT dc…brown is…well…he’s corwin brown.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I was at the Earthquake Game. We lost to Ohio State the week before. We were kind of deflated.
I was also at the Saban game too.
/99 percent sure I won’t be in Tiger Stadium next week
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Tenuta is the coordinator and LB coach, Brown is the “co”coordinator and DB coach. That’s how I understand it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:20 PM
For some reason, we always play well in Alabama. I really think we can beat them.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 PM
The more I refresh this page, the better the lady in purple looks to me. C’mere, Gertrude.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Isn’t that what Oklahoma used to do with Venables and Mike Stoops?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 PM
i feel bad for indiana…they’re getting the shit kicked out of them by the OSU OL.
duron carter with his first TD…gotta love those genes!!! thanks cris!!!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Y’all have a good rest of the night. Back to the party.
/groans
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Mountain West is showing a story about TCU’s long snapper. Both teams have winning records coming into the game for the first time in years, but no let’s have a story about the deep snapper.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:24 PM
lol nice try Golden
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:24 PM
mike stoops coaches like poops.
/that’s the insight you can’t get anywhere else
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:25 PM
mafia wars finally has the russia stage done!! yay.
/stuff that show no one cares about but shows my dorkiness
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 PM
No shittin’ …the douchebags here in Philly at the local NBC affiliate jumped by accident to the regular “Access Hollywood” before they realised they fucked up so they could switch back to the game coverage. I missed what happened on the first drive by ND.
And folks wonder why broadcasting is in trouble?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Time for another red zone implosion!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Missed the first half of their first play here too. Tate got it to the five.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Sanders would you do Gertrude in exchange for getting a shot at the three to four hot ones in the pic. And/or UGA. (Maybe you are a furry fan.)
Wonder if Willingham is drinking himself silly right now.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:28 PM
275 yards total offense for Tate today.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:28 PM
well…the OSU game might be done with halfway thru the 1st quarter…it’s 10-0 and indiana just coughed it up.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Absolutely. I expect a riot at the Gator bus as fans try to re-concuss Tebow on the way in.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 PM
275 yards worth of douche.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Washington’s hot new coaching genius is probably going to kick it here to get it close.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
Buddahfingers!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT A HIT
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 PM
True to Vegas style, for the Irish it is better to be lucky than good this season.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
is washington’s receiver dead? has he gotten up yet?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:32 PM
For the second one from the left? Damn straight, I’d close my eyes and hammer away on granny.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:33 PM
A lot of rookie mistakes today by Sark. Whoever is calling plays there in OT needs to have that responsibility ripped from him.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Im going to shit in an envelope and send it to Steve Sarkisian. No excuse for his goal line playcalling, if you can call it that.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Jill Arrington (retired) > Mmmmm Alex the hot blonde now >>> Erin Andrews …take note you harders on the TBL staff (and you too you high harder Duffy)
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 PM
it’s like new years, nobody knows the words
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Ah the Alma Mater too! Memories!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Hey as I called it though, Washington beat the spread of +13.5! Boo-yah! Call Jim Cramer too!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 PM
I hope he’s fucking dead. Do you know how many drops that motherfucker had today?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:36 PM
id take any of em…but +1 for the duffy knock
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
wow it looks like washington fans are some frontrunners. one changes his nickname from sarkattack and wants to poop in a envelope and send it to a coach who has that team playing some competitive football after some years of being a doormat.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
AND CROSBY LIGHTS THE FUCKING LAMP
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Sanders that is a solid choice. That second girl is the reason I hate myself for not going to college in the south.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Glad ND won.
spencer, read earlier about going to an ND game. It is quite an experience. I’ve been to four games there. A lot of my HS buddies went there (or Boston College).
I loved ND as a kid, switched to hate, now sloooowly moving the needle back to the middle.
/congrats Paolo, Jersey and Hernia
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:37 PM
man…pryor needs to learn to just tuck it and run instead of trying to prove he’s a passer. just fucking run man!!! you’re a fucking beast!!! you running is good. you doing a big ben impression is bad.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 PM
NBC executives are licking their chops too — all that high-dollar whyyyte suburban “wholesome” family-friendly adver$ti$ing money you know.
/American Beauty’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:39 PM
I see how it is Sabres boy.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:39 PM
yea…im a sucker for college football tradition. im sure i’ll dig it.
i just let the dog out again…and another poop. this fucking dog has shat FOUR times since 1pm. what a machine. who knew there was 10 lbs. of terrier loaf in a 40 lb. dog?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:40 PM
I see how it is Sabres boy.
see how what is, Walter?
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Did I stop being a UW fan? No. Sarkisian lost that fucking game several times with his playcalling.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:41 PM
The other ND fans get recognition, I get pissed on like Spencer’s carpet.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
aint my carpet…im in some rich people’s house.
THAT’S $25,000 ALPACA…YOU GOTTA BLOT THAT SHIT. DON’T RUB IT…YOU GOTTA BLOT THAT SHIT!!! PUT SOME MORE WATER ON IT.
/american gangster’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 PM
The other ND fans get recognition, I get pissed on like Spencer’s carpet.
mole? you mean shatner? that guy’s hilarious!
Sorry Mole, I haven’t been on much today and didn’t read a lot of comments. Didn’t know you were an ND guy (esp w/ the NC and Pittsburgh connections).
congrats to you then also!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 PM
instead of usc-cal i get to choose from oklahoma-miami(not bad),auburn-tennessee(couldn’t care less) or arkansas-texas a&m (fml).
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:50 PM
auburn ten aint a bad game…and ark and AM should have a combined 100 points…not too bad.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 PM
God loves a terrier! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8rZq3oKuI
+1.5 funniest post of the day!
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:03 PM
On the East Coast with regard to college football, we get the shaft as usual but thank God for the game in Miami on ABC!
Three games otherwise no one but serious homers plus Gods could give a fuck about with shitty-ass teams to boot:
Auburn-Tennessee (ESPN)
Texas A&M-Arkansas (narrated by the annoying Bob “Fuckin” Davie!)
and last but not least (ESPN 2)
Ole Miss-Vanderbilt (ESPN U)
ABC, but with Brent “Fucking Himself” Musberger and Kurt “Suckup” Herbstreit, with the only real game in town
Boo-yah more devoted Wal-Mart shoppers and callers for Jim Cramer’s Mad Money with the same exact fuckin’ vote as the rest of us non-felons! America Fuck Yeah! Or should I say just “FUCK!”
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Ha ha Brent had his money on Georgia -3 (as did TBL dismissing foolishly my pick of LSU +3 e-mailed to him) and on Notre Dame foolishly -13.5 perhaps too, as he just said they both “survived” as he went to break.
When you come from behind to win at home, and when you are on the road in the SEC to do the same, I’d say it’s more than just “survivin’” lucky or not.
/Real Vegas’d
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Brett damnit