Mark Sanchez’s USC Sprinter Girlfriend
College Athletics, NFL, Track & Field, WAG October 4th. 2009, 10:47am
The Jets’ golden boy is dating Jennifer Mueller, a sophomore on the USC track team who hails from New Jersey. You can find all the details at the New York Post – including this hat-related item about the couple shopping at a sporting goods store.
“He was wearing a Jets sideline cap, and they were checking out the football equipment,” reported one observer, who said they were like any other couple, low-key. “They wound up not buying anything.”
*grabs table while room spins* At one point in the time they’ve known each other, Sanchez kissed her on the cheek. Seriously, read the article. The Jets play in New Orleans at 4pm. I wonder if she’ll be there!?
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October 4th, 2009 at 10:54 AM
TBL is preparing 14 consecutive posts for tomorrow as we speak.
Don’t worry, TBL blogosphere, I came through in the clutch!
October 4th, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Paper $7 NOR -6.5
Good thing I bet nothing for real this weekend with that tough board. 3-5 -$8.55 paper college yesterday and would have lost any real bets from those.
CRM you are working OT to find some scoops I see with this material, so great work again!
October 4th, 2009 at 10:58 AM
JPQ who is Jennifer Mueller …niceeeeeee …or maybe I should not ask?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Paolo: read the post. It’s Sanchez’ girlfriend….in.a.hat!!!!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:01 AM
OK, I know for sure that I’m the worst person in the whole world, but this chick looks like that murdered, minus approximately 11000 cocks.
Here’s my proof.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:03 AM
My friend who said yesterday that he might have a Saints/Jets ticket for me hasn’t called back.
I’m getting nervous…………..
If I don’t comment today, you know where I am.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:03 AM
Sanchez is on track to get more fine pussy faster than did Hall of Fame Bullshit Fraudster Joe Willie Namath, but let’s hope it does or does not take away from his game …opposing teams would be wise a la vintage Lawrence Taylor to make sure to send plenty of it his way to drain him the day and night before.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Standing in the shower, thinking?
/JA’d
October 4th, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Franklin Lakes huh… her parents probably have more money than god. Hey, maybe me and Sanchez will be neighbors one day.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Not that she’s not hot, but if you’re an NFL QB, especially a young one, why have a girlfriend? Of course she’s in LA and he’s in NY so he probably just goes and gets some strange whenever he wants.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:05 AM
If I don’t comment today, you know where I am.
Tied up in a sack with a bunch of rocks, outside the secret headquarters of the mainstream media?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
As a fellow alumnus Jersey, I’ll be nice with that big opening you gave here considering your exploits last night.
Why, so you can meet some of her friends instead of like nowadays when you …?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
/Fixed for homicide
October 4th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Her fammily lives in northern nj. His place of business (and probably where he resides) is northern nj. Plus she is smoking, with a probably wealthy family considering the town she’s from. Landing a hot, athletc, soon to be wealthy chick at 20 isn’t too bad.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:09 AM
If I don’t comment today, you know where I am.
Jay: you can go to the Bills/Dolphins game at 4:15 if you want. I’ve got 2 tickets -lol
The first time in my life that I have ZERO interest in going to a Bills game, and my wife gets her company seats for me as a “surprise” (insert half-hearted “yay!”).
I feel like a dick because I just wanna sit on the couch and watch this shitshow at home, and not with 35,000 Cubans who want to fight me and 25,000 Bills fans sunburned like ketchup bottles, shitfaced and pissed the Bills look like crap.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Who gives a shit if she’s wealthy?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Who gives a shit if she’s wealthy?
obviously, poor lazy fuckers who spend their spare time commenting on websites.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Who gives a shit if she’s wealthy?
Jersey is working under the new dating paradigm: chicks have cared if men are wealthy since the beginning of time, so he’s turning the tables and finding himself a rich bitch
October 4th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
So I see after I woke up that Oregon beat Washington State 52-6. Man, if they would have only won 27-6 they could be “back in the national championship hunt.”
/they beat Cal by 12 more points than USC too
October 4th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Eh, makes her less of a jersey chaser… maybe she really really really likes him. I don’t fetch. This is fucking speculation. Can’t you just nod your head in agreement.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
fetch: as you can see, dirt and I are charter members of this paradigm
October 4th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
No one ever said SHE was wealthy. Her parents are wealthy. Big difference.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Not poor or lazy, but this does take up way too much of my time.
Hell to the fuckin yes. JPQ, you just get me.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:14 AM
I mean yeah if it’s me that is quality #1 that I look for. I’m saying if it’s Mark Sanchez and he’s rich anyways who cares.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:15 AM
No one ever said SHE was wealthy. Her parents are wealthy. Big difference.
don’t tell that to Fetch
/couple weeks ago’d
October 4th, 2009 at 11:15 AM
This is hilarious! Wow is Miami really THAT bad a sports town as has been bantered in national media for some time now Consigliere JPQ/Don JPQ?
Stories from Joe Robbie/Pro Player/LandShark/Whatever The Fuck Stadium or from the past Orange Bowl please?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Not poor or lazy, but this does take up way too much of my time.
I didn’t mean that to sound like a dig directed at you, jersey.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:18 AM
can’t wait until the jets roll the saints
/ooooo, i went there
October 4th, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Finding a hot one is hard enough, but hey if she’s wealthy too of course that is great!
Of course some dudes like the goldigger bitches could care less about the hot part, but they will get what they deserve.
I don’t think even Nick Lache` got palimony, but I am not sure.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Nope! Saints -6.5
October 4th, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Saints by 37!
October 4th, 2009 at 11:22 AM
can’t wait until the jets roll the saints
Even if they maroon Marques Colston on Revis Island, there’s still so many receivers running free on that offense. They’re going to blitz every single play too. That should be fun to watch.
I get Pats / Ravens, and I am not complaining at all.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Never heard it called “strange.” Less commonly used terms like snatch, twat, trap, lovin’, et cetera would have been better choices, because it sure as fuck is not strange.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:24 AM
trail fantasy baseball championship 6-5 going into the final day of the season. thanks to the braves bullpen, i now trail by 1 in wins.
it’s close in 4 categories. real nervous (and pissed; led 7-4 going into saturday)
October 4th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Yeah, there’s four really good matchups this weekend and they’re all on at different times for once. I’m kinda hoping Freeney doesn’t play today even though Clayton says he might.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Never heard it called “strange.”
I first heard that terminology in a Mike Lupica sports novel that somebody gave me. It wasn’t even as good as that sounds.
Strange doesn’t mean vagina, it means brand new, on the side vagina.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
ahh yes. finally no work. i get a full day of football and beer drinking
October 4th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Oregon can win by 50 as much as they want. They will lost another shitty game to another shitty team someplace along the line. They are a momentum based team, which causes problems in terms of winning consistently.
/Still not sure that they will be SC, but they still won’t go 11-1.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Dating a hot chick who comes from money is the way to go if you are Sanchez. She is much less likely to try and pop out a kid or make up some false allegations when the relationship ends for cash. Also, he is less likely to hear her on Stern or some radio show talking about any out of the ordinary things they did in bed.
These famous athletes are like fucking targets for crazy bitches.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
I’m kinda hoping Freeney doesn’t play today even though Clayton says he might.
maybe sacking Seneca Wallace is his dream in life. Nice day to rest, if the Colts are smart. Seattle’s O-line is in shambles, and has been all year.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Hell to the fuckin yes. JPQ, you just get me.
Jersey: you got my genes. What would you expect? -lol
I hope the Saints castrate the Jets today
October 4th, 2009 at 11:30 AM
So. Indy -11. Against Seneca Wallace. Sounds like a mortgage bet to me.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:32 AM
All men
/corrected
October 4th, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Giselle who?
October 4th, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Now that’s just not cool pops.Not cool.
/goes upstaris
//slams door
//puts headphones on
October 4th, 2009 at 11:33 AM
I wouldn’t, Colts are famous for failing to cover against would-be patsies. I bet they win by a TD, but probably not much more.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:33 AM
Oh, man, I just realized. This is the triumphant return of Edgerrin James to Indy. He’s the 3rd string running back for the 9th worst team in the whole league.
That’s sad. I hope they give him a standing O.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:34 AM
bsanders: How do you feel about Garcon from here on out for the rest of the season.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:36 AM
I still can’t figure out if its cool or nerdy that ESPN’s fantasy show is on espn2 every sunday now.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:37 AM
Garcon’s a weapon, that’s for sure, but he’s pretty boom or bust. He’s not great on the short and intermediate routes the Colts love to run, but he can get behind people which is something the Colts really haven’t had since Joseph Addai ended Marvin Harrison’s career in 2007.
Yeah, I hope they give Edge a standing O, too. Before he tore his ACL he was the best back to hit the league in a long time. Guy could do it all and should end his career top six or seven all time in yards. Hope he makes the hall of fame, but it’ll be close.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:40 AM
I hope the Saints castrate the Jets today
Now that’s just not cool pops.Not cool.
/goes upstaris
//slams door
//puts headphones on
blog imitating my life?
agree on Edge. Indy fans are pretty classy. I think he’ll get a warm welcome
October 4th, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Yeah, I hope they give Edge a standing O, too. Before he tore his ACL he was the best back to hit the league in a long time. Guy could do it all and should end his career top six or seven all time in yards. Hope he makes the hall of fame, but it’ll be close.
I don’t think James gets in (or Curtis Martin, with more yards). I think the Colts get 3 from that offense, and I’ll take Manning, Harrison and Saturday. And I’ll feel bad for Glenn before I feel bad for James.
Obviously no defenders, unless Freeney has 7 more great years.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:54 AM
You think Saturday will get in? I didn’t know the Hall took offensive linemen.
October 4th, 2009 at 11:57 AM
You think Saturday will get in? I didn’t know the Hall took offensive linemen.
I’m on a crusade. It is criminal that so few offensive linemen get in, and that positions like safety, guard, and tight end have longevity as their first criterium.
So i’m putting Saturday in my the hall of fame, because Oline is such an integral part of Manning’s success.