Brett Favre … Brett Favre! … Brett Favre?
NFL, Video October 5th. 2009, 6:15pm
Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. The Vikings have a decent running back named Adrian Peterson.
Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Maybe Jon Gruden will talk about – assuming he hasn’t already – the time he worked out Aaron Rodgers privately prior to the 2005 NFL draft.
Brettt Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Vomit. Brett Favre’s daughter’s twitter.
Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. We’ll take the Packers plus four tonight.
We couldn’t find a quality version of Favre’s last throw as a Packer – the interception in the 2008 NFC Championship game – but we’re sure ESPN will air it at least once tonight in between the hours of verbal fellatio.
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October 5th, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Line is up to packers +5. Brittany Favre. Yowzers.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Nobody should watch this with the audio on. Also, there will nothing but favre moments as a packer being thrown on tv during every dead ball. We all lose here. I’m hoping for a 50-0 Packers win.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Little Ms. Farve is hot.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:27 PM
I wonder how many folks that follow her on twitter are her friends. All of her replies are “Yea, my dad does…”
So hot, though.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Packers +4.5, Over 47.5….Book it
October 5th, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Young Miss Farve, if you’d allow me, I would consider withdrawing too!
October 5th, 2009 at 6:43 PM
i think she meant withdrawling…because pill popping runs in the family.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:44 PM
What’s the bet tonight? I’m playin with alotta house money from this weekend
October 5th, 2009 at 6:49 PM
It’s even sadder that her mean old roommates would leave her all alone. Don’t worry Brittany as soon as I find you you’ll never be alone again.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:51 PM
If only there was some type of technology that would broadcast her location and goings ons to total strangers who only find her interesting because she’s a hot co-ed with a famous father. If only someone would invent something like that…
October 5th, 2009 at 6:52 PM
October 5th, 2009 at 6:52 PM
i have always wanted to bone wendy nix but im thinking ESPN told her to doll it up while EA tones it down. HMMMMMMMM
October 5th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
i had no clue favre had any kids let alone daughters. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
October 5th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
EA has toned it wayyy down. You may be right. Next weekend we will see Rachel Nichols in a two piece reporting live from Denver
October 5th, 2009 at 6:54 PM
provacative.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:54 PM
Mamalick: are you going to demand TST apologizes for that comment?
/never forget
October 5th, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Favre’s daughter needs to be introduced to the soul pole. Vikes -5 and over 46.5. Lets Go.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:56 PM
real quick, someone explain to me, “taking the points.”
October 5th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
jersey that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. Sorry.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
@JerseyYo! +1 for soul pole reference
October 5th, 2009 at 6:59 PM
TExans: betting the underdog.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:59 PM
thanks
October 5th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
I think I’d take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again! Just because her father infuriates me.
Obviously, I’d wait until we had sex, but I’d still find a way to screw her over. I’d love to piss off Brett Favre.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
Thanks cgb. Crosby sucks Fetch.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:01 PM
lol
just confirming … you are a female, right CJ?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
get her drunk and make her get a packers tattoo?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
TBL HAS GOSSIP GIRL ADS!!! I will never beleive he has nothing to do with the advertising again.
/semibrainsplosion
October 5th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
I don’t know why, but I can’t pull the trigger on taking the over.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Jersey: Sidney Crosby has won more championships in the last 5 months than Notre Dame has in almost 2 decades.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Do you think if you took her back to your place and things started getting interesting she’d take off your pants and just stare at your dick, unable to decide if she was gonna suck it or not?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:03 PM
i dont gamble (or know how) and i dont see 46.5 points being put on the board
October 5th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
combined score Texans (if you didn’t know that) I think it’s possible cuz Favre’s gonna wanna sling it and Rodgers is gonna wanna do it back. Could be a fuckin shoot out
October 5th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
over/under 22.84 ponints for AP tonight?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
and goddamnit Ryan Grant, show up tonight
October 5th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
TST, you see gossip girl ads, I see coors light. Adsense thinks we’re both pussies.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
no Chad Clifton tonight for Packers
October 5th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Rachel Nichols in a 2 piece would do it for me, I’ve had a crush on her for awhile now. I think we’ll just take it slow in the beginning tho
October 5th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Not my fault Notre Dame is more popular than an entire sport.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Check out this photo and story. Pretty cool stuff.
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_13452818
This is what Bobby The Brain Heenan is pondering in your photo.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:11 PM
It’s amazing to me how TBL manages to bet the exact opposite of me. It’s uncanny.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:11 PM
And, Vikings 28 Packers 12
October 5th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
just confirming … you are a female, right CJ?
cracker jack is a girl? next thing you know, I’ll find out that Makblunt is actually a black guy.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
that’s great that Notre Dame can win a popularity contest Jersey, cause in the end thats what really counts. That and the Jets Week 2 Super Bowl championship and you must be real fired up. I bet you’re a big Devils fan too, one of those die hards that has trouble filling the arena in the 3rd round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs
October 5th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Not sure if anyone listened to SVP’s radio show today but they had a segment on things they would rather root for than Favre tonight.
One was Russia in the 1980 Olympics. I also reside in that camp. I am hoping for a
Favrefour interception performance.October 5th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
ive always been a fan of a one colleen dominguez
October 5th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
I’m taking the Packers +5 because this is the game the Vikings usually lose.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Never heard of the guy.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Saw Zombieland last night, gotta say, Emma Stone is hot. She’s moving up my Big Board at an alarming pace. Also, the movie was surprisingly good.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
uh, no, officer, these binoculars aren’t for looking into women’s apartments. they’re for….birdwatching. yeah, birdwatching. i heard that you can see a kingbird land on top of a redhawk around here.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Oh, you mean Tampa Bo?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
So long as no one takes a drink everytime his name is mentioned, I think it’ll be alright. But I’d like to see someone keep a tally of how many times his name is mentioned.
/ Plans on watching first half on a treadmill.
/ / Plans on listening to second half while studying.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
If you’re a Chick reporter on ESPN, there’s a good chance i’d hit it
October 5th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Wendi Nix may not be the hottest, but she’s only getting better looking with age.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Collen Domingez is small and far away, just like in real life.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I already have a counter out. Full name and just “Favre” will be counted. Also counting “He’s just havin’ fun out there”, comparisons between Rodgers and Favre and mentions of the MNF performance against Oakland.
The wildcard is the mention of Antonio Freeman’s catch against the Vikings in 1998.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
They were supposed to lose last year.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
That’s true. But I’ve been a Vikings fan my whole life and they have only caused me misery.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
@ SC: What about GUNSLINGER?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
How about references about how he used to struggle as a Green Bay packer when he played in the Dome in Minnesota and has now made it his home? Because ya know, he’s forgotten about everything and he’s just playing like a kid in his back yard?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Thanks to TBL, I’m now following Natalin Avci and Brett Favre’s daughter on Twitter. You da man.
+1
This is intrepid work, SC. I commend you. Keep us updated.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
tavaris jackson starting in a playoff game and brad childress coaching it would make me miserable too.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Brittany Favre has gained over 100 twitter followers in the last half hour. And her third follower is someone named TheNickWest whose last tweet was at Ty Duffy six hours ago. It’s a small world.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:23 PM
in other new big ben hosts raw tonight. he going to unleash his new finishing manuever ‘the talking picture box repairman assrape’
October 5th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Who is this TheNickWest guy?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
I figured out it was you. I FIGURED IT!
October 5th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
I am kinda hoping Big Show or someone had the Chargers at +6.5 last night so they can “improv” the show tonight and throw a cheap shot Big Ben’s way
October 5th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Your really having sex with the camera in that photo, no wonder you manage to stick to the no fat chicks rule.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:26 PM
@mrejr8234: I saw Jim Ross on the sideline at the Miami/OU game on Saturday. Not even Stone Cold (STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!) sure couldn’t save Boomer or Sooner.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:26 PM
GSG, I had a scathing remark, but I dedcided to just go with “yikes.”
there are so many comments on here now it’s difficult to keep up.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
I have a twitter to just vent frustration and to see what mrejr and duffy usually complain about.
I still facebook status my aggression away.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
by the way, happy birthday to Mario Lemieux
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
I think Google Trends can no longer be trusted. Favre isn’t even in the top 100. That is unpossible.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
taguchi people have confessed sins to my twitter picture because it looks like i am looking deep into their souls
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
It was about an hour before a wedding back in May. It was 1 p.m. and I was already half in the bag. Ended up with a chesty bridesmaid that night. My first. Jubilant times.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Guilty
October 5th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
there are so many comments on here now it’s difficult to keep up.
I didn’t threaten to make her eat a bullet or anything
October 5th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
cracker jack is a girl? next thing you know, I’ll find out that Makblunt is actually a black guy.
Oh, you mean Tampa Bo?
That guy’s hilarious!!
October 5th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
I think Big Ben’s finishing move should be called “running a perfect 2 minute drill to win the Super Bowl”. agree to disagree, i guess
October 5th, 2009 at 7:29 PM
That photo was the single best thing the Post has printed in years.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
I think they should ditch the clashing helmets tonight and just have a Favre head and Ted Thompson’s head. That would symbolize the moment better in my eyes.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
every time I see Mrejr’s face on twitter it makes me cook up a grilled cheese sandwich.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
good ‘ol jr is someone that needs to write a tell-all book about his time in the bidness. i bet he has a lot of dirt.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
I know him. He’s awesome.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
How about “Things you shouldn’t be doing during the Season.”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
I’m happy to just know who started this.
/anyone says JPQ they get an e-bullet and automatically lose all Paolo points.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
my roommate is heading to the Vikings game tonight….if he makes it.
He is currently puking his lungs out in the bathroom. just sayin’
October 5th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Internet high five.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Recc40: You wanna step outside son?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
/Swings hand to internet low-five
October 5th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
he’s alright. he reminds of rabbit from 8 mile but without the ability to rap
October 5th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Title it “Bid’ness ’bout to pick up”, bring the book tour through Austin, and I’m camping out for that shit.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
or “It’s been busted wide open!”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
lol step outside son. Bring your ND Foam Finger
October 5th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Or, go for the “City Folk” crowd, you know, to sell more books, by calling it “The King and I”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
I prefer “Oh My Gawd!”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
I’m more frightened on the GHB you’ve obviously slipped your friend in the background. And do you have a herpes outbreak in that photo?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
mrejr I’m not embarassed to say that when I was in middle school I brought both Mankind’s first book, and The Rock’s book to silent reading days in middle school language arts class.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
“As Gawd as my witness He’s been broken in half!”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Bring your commemorative 2007 Pats 19-0 Super Bowl shirt.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
fuck joey styles. everyone is always on his knob. we get it, he said “oh my god!” big fucking deal. he cant hold jr’s mic
October 5th, 2009 at 7:40 PM
I prefer “Oh My Gawd!”
scalded dog. That’s my favorite. He didn’t used to talk out of the side of his mouth like that, though.
NDub, nice birding story. I already forwarded that along to 4 people (not TBL).
October 5th, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Or Maybe “As Gawd as my witness They’ve been broken in half” to commemorate the years he’s watched these great superstars put their bodies on the line.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Oh, you mean Tampa Bo?
That guy’s hilarious!!
I’m happy to just know who started this.
//anyone says JPQ they get an e-bullet and automatically lose all Paolo points.
shatner: im happy for you and imma let you finish. Remember that one from Kanye?
In this case, YOU are Kanye. You said the above comment unknowingly. I took ownership of the comment by saying it over, kinda like how the Kanye comment got used on here a million times after he said it. It is mine. You are dismissed.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
nah i had a coldsore.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
“It’s gonna be a slobberknocker”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
“Tales from under a black cowboy hat”
“Scalded Dogs, Government mules, and jackasses along the way”
“Mudholes and how they are properly stomped”
“I don’t care that Austin beat his wife”
“From Flair-Steamboat to the Kiss my Ass Club: Where wrestling went wrong.”
“I’ve never touched Stephanie McMahon.”
“Everyone who ran WCW is Incompetent, Vince McMahon is Smart”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
+1 TST, That is gold. Absolute gold.
/ Golf Clap
October 5th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
i dont blame jr for thinking that about wcw and mcmahon. the way wcw made fun of jr’s condition was lowclass.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
That’s it JPQ, we’re no longer fake internet friends.
/storms off upstairs sobbing and turns up The Cure.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:48 PM
I’m the biggest Packer homer around and 4 points isn’t going to be near enough. The Packers aren’t good right now. Peterson will push 200 yards pretty easily. Hell, he could have that before the end of the 3rd quarter.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Would’ve also accepted Joy Division, The Smiths, Morrissey, Interpol
October 5th, 2009 at 7:51 PM
/fixed
October 5th, 2009 at 7:52 PM
I really dont care about the credit. I just ran out of things to bitch about now that I’m fully awake and Paolo isn’t around.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
The only acceptable JR autobiography titles are “This Ain’t Ballet” and “BY GAWD I WROTE A BOOK”
October 5th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
colleen dominguez is a cougar from way back
if i may contribute, ick.
i’m holding a torch for stacy dales
October 5th, 2009 at 7:54 PM
I would go with the sex pistols, but that’s just me.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:54 PM
No doubt, but that was Russo/Ferrerra primarily, WWF guys. Ross hates Jim Herd, fucking hates his guts. He was talking about him on one of those round table shows they have on WWE 24/7 and I thought me might kill Micheal Hayes for saying he wasn’t such a bad guy.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:54 PM
+1
October 5th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Thank you Chris Berman for explaining the significance of placing a jersey over a doormat.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
What is JR’s condition? Did he stroke out at some point?
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
@ JerseyYO: On a semi-related note, Joe Strummer is one of the reasons I bought a telecaster.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Would’ve also accepted Joy Division, The Smiths, Morrissey, Interpol
I would go with the sex pistols, but that’s just me.
Jersey No!
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
you look like you got out of bootcamp last week, mrejr
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
@ Dirt: Bell’s Palsy. Partial paralysis, in his case part of his face.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
bell’s palsy
October 5th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Bell’s Palsy.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
The title of Gorilla Monsoon’s would have to have something about his occipital proturbance.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:58 PM
actually that was when i was still in iraq. during the harsh harsh harsh iraq winter.
October 5th, 2009 at 7:59 PM
never been so cold in my life
October 5th, 2009 at 7:59 PM
and their NASCAR and horse-racing girls
and, sigh, thea andrews
October 5th, 2009 at 8:00 PM
/storms off upstairs sobbing and turns up The Cure.
I was on a huge british punk phase in 6th grade. Just from watching some vh1. Weirdest summer ever.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Doesn’t involve JR but still my favorite wrestling clip of all time
/ Hopefully that worked
October 5th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Me too.
Favre count begins…. NOW!
October 5th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
They control the gaps and they protect Aaron Rodgers, the Packers will win this game. The absolute homer in me says we do, but in reality, I see AD going off and Jared Allen with 7 sacks, especially with Clifton out.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
i hope you are joking. well you are form texas. but that was a walk in the park. 3 months of rain and some cold weather. and then boom it’s 145 degrees again.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Just from watching some vh1
i bought The Cult’s “Love” album after seeing the video for She Sells Sanctuary. Not hearing it, just seeing it, with sound off. Glad I did. Great album
October 5th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
fuck you mike sherman. Freaking Ahmad Carroll is your legacy.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:08 PM
ooga chacka ooga chacka
October 5th, 2009 at 8:09 PM
oh, and bell’s palsy
October 5th, 2009 at 8:11 PM
As a 27 year old Vikings fan since birth, I cannot begin to tell you how fucking weird it is to see Favre wearing a throwback Vikings jersey playing against the Packers.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:14 PM
actually im not. mcrd in san diego and iraq kicked my ass. i was fucking cold in winter
October 5th, 2009 at 8:16 PM
At the first commercial break, here’s what we’ve got:
29 Favre or Brett Favre mentions (not counting just “Brett”)
3 Comparisons between Favre and Rodgers
2 “He’s just having fun out there” / “He’s a kid just playin’ ball havin’ fun”
October 5th, 2009 at 8:19 PM
SC: Make sure you note how I made sure cgb can’t walk straight after what I did to him in fantasy this week in the fantasy recap tomorrow.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:22 PM
percy harvin has worn a different helmet/facemask combo seemingly every single fucking time he’s been on television.
the problem? they all look gay in purple.
moral of the story? if you play football, don’t wear purple.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:24 PM
why the fuck are mike and mike involved?
fuck both those douchebags.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Wow. That Miller Lite party thing looked ridiculous. Good thing I had the TV on mute.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:26 PM
warren sapp should be the guest sideline reporter, but only on the vikes’ sideline. then he and brett should get in each other’s faces and look like they’re gonna fight, but then grab ass
October 5th, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Spencer/NDub: explain… I was busy squeezing in himym
October 5th, 2009 at 8:28 PM
I’m watching the coast to coast guy on the History Channel instead. There’s only so much favre I can handle.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Oh thank God, I missed Mike and Mike. What topic were they blandly speaking of?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
jeesus, what the fuck time does this game start?
my ass will be in bed by halftime
October 5th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
gsg, you;re deeper than the rest of us joe sixpacks
October 5th, 2009 at 8:30 PM
cuz my history channel is called espn classic
October 5th, 2009 at 8:30 PM
like everything mike and mike does…there’s nothing to explain. it was the stupidest fucking segment ever with nothing said and the only lasting image was greenberg’s incredible aura of pure douche. it’s like he was glowing douche. it’s a dark pink glow that smells of tuna.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:31 PM
nothing says NFL football like purple jerseys highlighted by pink accessories.
minnesota…you should be ASHAMED.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:32 PM
Tirico has some weird tanning thing going on. I thought he was black. we don’t tan.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:32 PM
I applaud the common man. But seriously, I have to listen to CTC every weeknight and I hate it, but I find this thing about Peru interesting.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:32 PM
bullshit tircio.
Starr, Lombardi, Curly, and Reggie White.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:33 PM
dont insult tuna. i like tuna. you should have said spoiled tuna
October 5th, 2009 at 8:33 PM
i really don’t want to hate brett favre. but i do.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:33 PM
tirico and jaws look like twins
October 5th, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Spence, you should write a post about the Minny jersey somewhere.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:34 PM
What other awareness months can they commemorate with uniform changes?
/onion it up, boys
//i’ll start– Black History Month–70% of the players will play without helmets
October 5th, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Ah, shit. Ancient Aliens looks like a good one. Love the History CHannel. But I’ll have to watch a re-air. Don’t care how much I dislike Lord Favre, this is gonna’ be a good one.
@Jersey – Spencer killed it.
I had it on mute and watched the camera pan in to find Mizpah and Meathead chatting about something. It was some Miller Lite party room or something with a bunch extras chatting and drinking the beer. Mizpah had a freshly poured and completely full 22 oz in front of him and Meathead probably said the word “certainly” 100 times (have you actually ever listened to him? The word flows like “the” and “and”) while not drinking his bottle.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
I seriously think Mike and Mike is ESPN’s big fuck you to the world. Like, we could have better talent for our flagship radio morning show, but why?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
bullshit yourself…favre is on there and you know it.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:36 PM
um, maybe 50-60%. was thinking NBA for some reason
October 5th, 2009 at 8:36 PM
i would replace white with favre. played for packers longer. broke more records with them. i hate favre too but he belongs on the packers “mt rushmore”
October 5th, 2009 at 8:36 PM
aj hawk
October 5th, 2009 at 8:37 PM
no shit. golic doesn’t offend me that much, but greenberg does. what the fuck purpose does he serve? i mean, in life? i really have no idea. he could die and the world wouldn’t miss a fucking beat. he offers nothing to society. NOTHING.
may sound extreme, but i hate the fucker. i hate him more than i hate ben roethlisberger and kobe bryant combined.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:37 PM
But what makes it semi-okay is that unlike most of ESPN’s talent, Mike and Mike seem to know that they’re not very good.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:38 PM
skipped every minute of the pregame.
packers +5
October 5th, 2009 at 8:38 PM
There’s our second Favre vs. Raiders on MNF reference!
October 5th, 2009 at 8:39 PM
maybe if they could find a tom and tom or jim and jim, they might break the ties, but it’s just so damn CuTE
October 5th, 2009 at 8:39 PM
@spencer – I also very much dislike mike. His defense of McDonalds as a sought after job sent me over the edge.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:39 PM
HEY
PEOPLE
firing off some questions to an MLB scout for the interview … anyone have any baseball postseason questions they’d like asked?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:39 PM
uh…what are the celebratory months again?
i say for prostate cancer awareness month they show a 24/7 clip of mike ditka trying to pee and coaching himself up while he tries to get the flow goin.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:40 PM
this is their new tagline
October 5th, 2009 at 8:40 PM
There’s no such thing as sudden death. I hate when people say that. It’s unexpected. It’s not sudden. Death is death. Your last breath is suddden, no matter how long it takes you to die. Saying sudden death is like saying “added bonus.”
/wanted a reason to clown on Frank Gifford for something other than adultery jokes
October 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Last thing about those two douches: They talk about football all year long. Greenberg knows his baseball a little, but they gloss over other sports like its cool. They are seriously worse than the casual fan.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
cgb…wait…WHAT?!?!?
i bet mcdonalds paid him to say that. it was probably during coors light cold hard facts or the old spice true or false segment with noted NFL mensa, mark schlereth.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
WHAT!?!?1/! favre doesn’t automatically get the ball first?
don’t people know this is HIS game?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
what IS the deal with airline food?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:41 PM
I put the game on for a second. The first sentence I hear has Favre in it about Rodgers.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:42 PM
there ya go, spence. c’mon wiseasses, do like spence
TBL, ask the scout to give you his name for the first question. it’ll be a short interview
October 5th, 2009 at 8:42 PM
nice duder.
But without White, we don’t get those other FA for the Super Bowl run.
/in reality you guys are probably right…I just don’t want to believe it.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:42 PM
grant’s gonna get fined for his all white socks.
waste o’ $2500.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:42 PM
Interesting to note that the whole world hates Greenberg, but all of the Jets fans I heard from today parrotted his analysis of yesterday’s game. Hmm.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
If the Tigers make it, is Rick Porcello actually a good pitcher or does his defense make him look better than he really is? He is a sinkerballer. (this has been a me vs. fetch thing for a while now, would be nice to get a scout’s take)
What’s been wrong with Joba? Also, is he actually a fatass or is he just a big dude? I always hear about his crazy workouts.
Why/how does Beckett always turn it to another level, almost otherwordly, when he pitches in the postseason?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
Not even trying to be a douchebag. Who is going to pitch against the Yankees in the first round from either team. I mean, gardenhire or leyland are going to have really tough times in the first two games.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
@TBL: How much money can a player in a contract year potentially make/lose in one postseason based on excellent/poor performance?
Probably more of GM question, but see what the scout has to say.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
lefty, that’s because they’re jets fans
October 5th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
that’s racist
October 5th, 2009 at 8:44 PM
i doubt he could tell you the difference between a tackle and a guard.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:45 PM
Everybody that doesn’t wear their socks so that the white portion goes from the ankle to the midpoint of the shin, and the team color portion goes from the midpoint of the shin to the knee gets fined.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:45 PM
vikings fans should be punched in the face. just because
October 5th, 2009 at 8:46 PM
TBL…ask him why the indians continue to draft guys in the first round with nothing more than AAA ceilings. that’d be much appreciated.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:46 PM
Any Jets fan that quotes Greenberg isn’t a real Jets fan.
/TBL
October 5th, 2009 at 8:46 PM
Because it was common fucking sense. Like all the other shit he says but acts like its actual “analysis”. I said this morning, don’t let noseberg be the spokesman for the fanbase.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:47 PM
That’s racist.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:47 PM
that’s incredibly racist.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Tigers…
Game 1 – Bonine
Game 2 – Verlander
Game 3 – Jackson
Game 4 – Porcello
Game 5 – Verlander
October 5th, 2009 at 8:48 PM
how NFL running backs don’t die is beyond me. jesus, grant took a huge fucking hit.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:48 PM
spence at least the Vikings have ditched those arena league abortions, and have gone back to the traditional uni tonight.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:49 PM
jamarcus finley? come on gruden…you can do better than that.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:50 PM
FAvre wouldn’t have fumbled that.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:50 PM
DID YOU SEE FAVRE MAKE THAT SACK AND RECOVER THAT FUMBLE?!?!!?!?/1
October 5th, 2009 at 8:50 PM
damnit
October 5th, 2009 at 8:50 PM
I like how Jared Allen gets all the credit for that, when he was the beneficiary of the other end beating his man.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:51 PM
and the other end caused the fumble and recovered it
October 5th, 2009 at 8:51 PM
jared allen would probably be my favorite player playing today if he didnt play for the vikings.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:51 PM
i like how joe thomas made jared allen his bitch in the first game of the season.
/it’s the little things that are getting me thru this browns season
//i can’t wait for braylon vs. lebron 24/7 on hbo
October 5th, 2009 at 8:52 PM
nice challenge, McCarthy
October 5th, 2009 at 8:52 PM
braylon would get knocked out in the first round after he drops his hands.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
I don’t that hillbilly and hypocrite Jarred Allen.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
like*
October 5th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
yeah, wtf McCarthy….waste of a timeout
fetch you recording house?
October 5th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
That has Michael Westbrook-Stephen Davis written all over it. Braylon will not be playing the part of Michael Westbrook.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
mrejr…i dunno about that. braylon has cinder blocks for hands…PUNCHING POWER BABY!!!
/tedy atlas’d
October 5th, 2009 at 8:54 PM
I hear Packers fans booing Lord Favre.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:54 PM
nah Badger I watched it and flipped back and forth.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:54 PM
this just in…adrian peterson is the best player on the field.
maybe we should discuss him.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:55 PM
did you get my comment? drops? get it? mine was way more clever than yours.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:55 PM
who? the bears arent playing tonight.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:55 PM
i wonder who gives tirico his notes…herrera is good and loadholt might already be the best run blocking RT in the NFL. loadholt’s pass pro sucks, but that’ll get better.
and even then…he’s probably just as good as bryant mckinnie…the most overrated lineman in the NFL.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:56 PM
mrejr…i got yours, i just wanted to channel my inner tedy atlas. i mean come on…the dude has a scar from a fucking knife fight in queens. that has to count for something.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
I love Adrian Peterson. He cut up into the first hole he saw, and just put his head down. Too many backs run away from that contact.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
has there ever been a more appropriately named player than johnny jolly? with that gut, he can’t help but be jolly.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
HAHAHAH!
That Derrick Martin picture was Derrick Mason. Sweet job, graphics guy in the trailer.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
i dont care how many queens he got in a knife fight with! gimme my props and fake internet points! GAWD DAMMIT!
October 5th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
you gotta be kdding chillar.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
oh let the white guy have his fun…he’ll get his later on.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
The Packers defense has more hair than any unit in the NFL.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Need an AD TD here…
/GO PACKERS!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:00 PM
mrejr…+2
October 5th, 2009 at 9:01 PM
i think we should call that unit the gorilla mask. lots of hair, doesn’t look good, the stink doesn’t go away and in the end, all you’re left with is a pube beard.
/because they suck, see?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Holy Christ Deanna has a nine head.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Deanna Favre = MILF
October 5th, 2009 at 9:02 PM
hey spence you do know you’re white right? you and ndub remind me of the white kid from gran torino who walks sue home.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Good one, Spencer.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:02 PM
what are they talking about? hutch had a shitty block on that play. credit goes to mckinnie on that one.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Ben Roethlisberger is opening RAW right now. His shirt says “Cash.”
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
mrejr…yea, i know i’m white. the difference is, im talking from a comfortable distance away.
/haven’t seen gran torino
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Yeah baby. All day. Favre to long dong Shiancoe
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Ben just introduced the Divas. They better watch out. I hear he’s a rapist.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Dammit. Need the AD score there. What the fuck Childress?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
would’ve been funnier if it said “TV repair.”
October 5th, 2009 at 9:04 PM
Is Favre too good for the pink wristbands? Didn’t Deanna have a bout with breast cancer?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:04 PM
you need to then that insult would hurt a lot more.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:04 PM
i usually like tirico but…
“most of his TD’s came for the packers, this is the first against them.”
really, mike? REALLY?
thanks. that was a great call.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:04 PM
I’ve never seen Gran Torino, either. Clint Eastwood sucks.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:05 PM
take that back.
/mystic river and the first 2/3 of million dollar baby are two of my favorite movies
October 5th, 2009 at 9:06 PM
mickie james is hot. but she isnt too hot to where i think she is out of my league. she isnt trish stratus that is for sure.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:06 PM
These chicks look fucking hot in these football unis all rolled up high.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:07 PM
mrejr – did you know Mickie James did some weird fetish porn?
Also, Kelly Kelly is one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:08 PM
What the hell are the Yankees going to do with Joba? Who’s their fourth starter?
Who’s St. Louis’s third starter?
Same old story for the Angels against the Bosox? What makes this year different?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:08 PM
you’re so wrong that there is a new section being added to the book of scientifc fact and wrongest comments called “Ndub’s wrongest comment of all time.”
October 5th, 2009 at 9:08 PM
why am i watching wrestling?
well, i do have a dip in…that could have something to do with it.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
was she naked?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Wanna see “journalist” and former Saints quarterback Bobby Hebert react to the Sanchez sack/Saints touchdown in the pressbox?
Here ya go.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Sorry, guys. I just don’t like the geezer. Never have. Not even back in his Dirty Harry days or whatever.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
I corner better when I’m driving drunk, too.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
jay…saw that like a half hour ago on deadspin. fucking hysterical.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
JERMICAH FINLEY BITCHES!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
FACK.
That is a fantasy killer for me. Opponent has Rodgers. THROW. TO. JENNINGS.
AD better have a huge night. Fuck this Favre shit.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Shit. I didn’t check Deadspin before I came here tonight.
Who’s playing on MNF tonight?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
not a hockey fan but i can’t wait for King’s Ransom.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
That is disgraceful.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Gran Torino was awesome. Hilariously racist. Darrell would love it.
/now I shall go another hour without a comment.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
thx for the questions, guys
way to go packers!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Jay – Is his son as good as advertised?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
ESPN is making a movie about Gretzky getting traded to the Kings? Will it touch on him not being one of the five best players ever?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
I think it revolves around Lethal Weapon 3
October 5th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Never was a huge fan of Hebert. His holdout in 1990 killed the team. And it forced the team to trade a shitload of picks to get…wait for it…Steve Walsh.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
but…but…
/got nothin’
//theo fleury is my favorite hockey player of all time
October 5th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Yes. You can probably find them by turning your Google safe search to off.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:14 PM
SOLD!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:14 PM
….
I’m sorry. What?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:14 PM
why doesn’t WWE have weight classes?
/this always bothered me
October 5th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
What is the song in this ipod commercial?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
I’m actually excited to see most of these 30 for 30 docs. The one about Miami looks really good.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
He’s starting at center, but the offensive line is the reason why everybody thinks we’re due for a fall. I haven’t watched him much, but considering they can’t run the ball inside and Jefferson keeps getting sacked……
October 5th, 2009 at 9:16 PM
spencer – they kind of do but no set guidelines or whatever.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:16 PM
t-bob hebert, ftw!!!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:17 PM
found ‘em she is way hotter now with bigger boobs.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Larry Robinson, Bobby Orr, Mario, Patrick Roy, Gordie Howe. In no particular order. Gretzky is the Dallas Mavericks of hockey.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Agree mrejr.
Lord Favre is efficiently 6 of 8 for… 22 yards.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:19 PM
I believe Chuck Knoblauch learned well from him. Miguel Cabrera too.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Hockey experts help me out.
Could you argue that Gretzky is the reason why the NHL is a mess? After all, isn’t he the cornerstone of the league’s drive to expand to warm-weather markets?
Yeah, I know. Bettman’s an idiot too.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Dammit Packers run the ball. I’m trying to hang on to top score in my league, and the only guy with a chance to make up my 20 point lead has Rodgers and Jennings. Luckily, I have Peterson.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Interesting, hadn’t thought of that. Wouldn’t be shocked if there’s a book on that somewhere.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Simmons did a podcast with the director of King’s Ransom, Peter Berg, and they talked about that a little bit.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
After 1 quarter of play:
81 Favre or Brett Favres
6 Comparisons between Rodgers and Favre
2 Just havin’ fun out theres
2 MNF references to Favre vs. Oakland
I’ll set the O/U at 272 for the evening.
Mole – I will no longer take any of your hockey knowledge as fact but instead with head shaking doubt.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
I dunno, since the team he was traded to was a very established team. I think they were following growing population markets.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
you have to be a certain type of special to bring a sign to a WWE event.
like jesse owens of the special olympics, special.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
jared allen just got handled by donald lee, a TE, one on one…for someone considered the best pass rusher in the NFL, that’s shameful.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
I don’t think you understand how much I dislike Gretzky, SC. Ovechkin is even worse because he has similar talent but actually has the size and still plays like a pussy (headhunting doesn’t equal playing hockey well).
Gretzky was the most talented winger to ever play the game. Still doesn’t mean he’s the best hockey player.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
He’s auditioning to be the Titans quarterback next year.
/after he retires again
October 5th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Spencer, you’re just waiting for Ben to do something incredibly stupid or weird so you can mercilessly make fun of him even more?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
unless it is something clever that could be r rated without the wwe knowing it so it could still show up on the tv broadcast. sometimes a clever soul will come up with something.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
The Kings were a moribund franchise until he got there, though. Berg talks about that as well, how there was almost no interest in the team until the trade.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
hilary duff debut on gossip girl tonight
holllllla
October 5th, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Nobody really gave a shit about the Kings though, and they weren’t very good, right?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Ovie doesn’t play D though. 99 did.
/we should shelve the hockey for tomorrow
//FAVRE
October 5th, 2009 at 9:26 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
October 5th, 2009 at 9:26 PM
ndub…yep.
mrejr…clever is fine. but what’s not is having that stupid shit wher eit’s your name with an arrow pointing down. wtf?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
And you run a sports blog? Holy Fuck
October 5th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
yeah, that didn’t last long. yikes.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
antoine winfield…buckeye great. no doubt inspired by favre.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Giants and Saints would destroy either of these teams.
/Captain Obvious’d
October 5th, 2009 at 9:28 PM
mole his peers say he is the greatest almost unanimously. i think your just saying shit to be a contrarian.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:29 PM
i agree with you
October 5th, 2009 at 9:30 PM
stop throwing against winfield you dumbass
October 5th, 2009 at 9:30 PM
terrible route by jennings on that INT.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:30 PM
That’s a terrible route by Jennings. That’s why Winfield jumped the shit out of it.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Rodgers – 1 really good play, 2 really bad ones.
/Mike Greenberg’d
//Jersey has been quite since he called him Noseberg and got a “that’s racist” response
October 5th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
There are a LOT of people who put Howe over Gretzky, naturally mostly the older hockey guys. Sure nobody else puts him outside the top five but I refuse to put just offensive players in there.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
85 tweet three minutes ago…
October 5th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
he got a nosejob. not only is it not racist but its in fact quite clever
October 5th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
mole…where does NHL 94 jeremy roenick rank on your list?
and here’s a question…is he more dominant than tecmo bo jackson?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Wow I have no idea why I typed Gretzky was a winger, think I had the Ovie comparison in my head. He’s the most talented offensive player.
But the only reason we don’t know if Lemieux would have topped that is because he played half his career with a broken back and lymphoma.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
The NFC records are going to be very misleading at the end of the season, IMO. The Saints, Giants, Falcons, and Eagles are obviously the 4 best teams. But the East and South play each other. So they’re going to keep beating up on each other. Meanwhile, San Francisco and Minnesota could cheese their way into the first-round byes, sort of like the Panthers did last year.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
haha i love ochocinco
October 5th, 2009 at 9:34 PM
I don’t know that either of those turnovers are squarely on Rodgers. The sack/fumble was a factor of his tackles getting badly beaten and a good play by Allen, and I put that INT on Jennings.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:35 PM
HOLDING ON WOODSON?
that was clean.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:35 PM
@Duder – Greenberg actually got a nose job? This is true?
/Googling
October 5th, 2009 at 9:36 PM
I thought the main problem with the MNF crew was Tony K but good lord, Tirico is unlistenable. I’d like to see them experiment with just Jaws and Gruden, why wouldn’t that work?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Were M&M live from the Miller Lite Party Zone earlier?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Technical difficulties at the jersey cave
October 5th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
I like Tirico. I like to know which players went to Michigan.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
It’s not even that the Blackhawks are so good. It’s Roenick.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Though if Gretzky wants to play on Mario’s wing on the best all time team, sure that’s fine. Howe can play on the right. Robinson and Orr patroling the back with Roy in net (Tretiak if we want to include non NHL players).
Esposito and Hull definitely on the second line.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
tirico needs to stick to hoops.
and jaws and gruden alone would be pretty solid. just let them talk shop for 3 hours…it’d be an nfl fan’s soggy dream come true.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
yeah he got one. does jaws still do that match up show?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
Good lord. If it’s the ugliest athlete alive list, number one with a bullet.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
He makes Little Wayne’s head bleed.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
Thank you duder… NOSEBERG even brags about it on some days about his nosejob. If anything, HE’S RACIST.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
SI had a decent story about bobby orr and how he is an agent now. people say if he didnt have such bad knees he would have been even more of a hockey god. see hockey douches i kinda read about hockey
October 5th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
score or fucking turn it over. i need driver out there
October 5th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
it’s as easy as rewind on the DVR
October 5th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Is that actually their mascot or just a creepy dude?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:40 PM
he looks like james woods if james woods got in a fight with a bear.
and won.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Yep. Him, Merrill Hoge and Sal Pal. Best football show on tv. Although they put it on at like 3:30 AM and 7:00 AM, so it’s difficult to watch.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:40 PM
It sure is nice having a quarterback who can friggin throw.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Yes. It was bad. We all made fun of it. I had it on mute but what I saw didn’t look very fun.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
mole – mascot
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
But the real question is…. is it still sponsored by Edge Pro Gel??
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
lowest calorie/fat nut?
the fat from nuts is good for you. what a terrible ad campaign.
fat is like the passer rating of food. people think fat is bad, but fat is fine…carbs are bad. BAD CARBS, BAD!!!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Steve Larmer was outstanding for the Hawks in that game and that season. Eddie the Eagle too.
Agree with all of that. Or bring in Mike Patrick to do play by play.
Know I’m in the minority on the Patrick sentiments.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Bobby Orr also gave us the greatest sports photo of all time. My old man is a big Bruins fan so he loves Bobby Orr, Don Cherry thinks he’s the greatest player ever.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
NFC/AFC playbook on NFLN is better…espcially when they have martz or brian billick on.
sal pal is a fucking douche supreme.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Ben gained 10 pounds since last night.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Unsalted shelled peanuts are basically the world’s perfect food.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Michigan/Iowa on Saturday Night Football?
/ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
//thank God for LSU/Florida
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
blackmon is gone for the year…textbook ball drop/ACL grab.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Favre is having fun out there.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
both.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
What’s Britney doing these days?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Unfortunately not.
That I’ll buy.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:44 PM
I wouldn’t mind scoring tickets to that box sometime. Have to win at bar games to get them though
October 5th, 2009 at 9:44 PM
btw today is Mario’s birthday, he’s only 44. Still angry we got robbed of so much of his prime.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:44 PM
I loved the Sabres. Mogilny and Lafontaine. Beasts
October 5th, 2009 at 9:45 PM
That commercial with Favre buying the tv has actually made me think a lot higher of him.
I don’t like saying that.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:45 PM
sounds like god decided to give all the good luck in PIT to the steelers. and i mean ALL the good luck. emphasis on luck.
fuck the steelers.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
I don’t get NFLN, so I’ve never seen it. Sounds interesting though. I could listen to guys who know what they’re talking about break down film all day. Sal Pal is a douche, but he’s just the host. It’s mostly Hoge and Jaws.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
My senior year of high school one of my friends and I would ditch school to play NHL 95 on Genesis. He always played with the Rangers, me with the Pens, epic battles.
/we graduated in 2002
October 5th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
jaws is/was great on that show. i like serious jaws more than buddy jaws on mnf.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
raw almonds get the nod…more protein.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Joe Tessitore… he is extremely underused in life.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
*only applies to pre-suicide
October 5th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
ZOMG! FLORIDA AND LSU PLAY ON SATURDAY TOO!?!?!?
NO WAY!
/bet the game on ABC is more entertaining than the game on CBS
//especially if Tebow plays
October 5th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Yeah but they’re more expensive!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
it’s worht it just for that show. it’s fucking incredible. i feel for you dude…you’re missing out.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Jared Allen > Dwight Freeney
October 5th, 2009 at 9:48 PM
I knew that would get a rise out of you, souvenircity.
/Iowa’s not the reason that game’s in primetime
October 5th, 2009 at 9:49 PM
+infinity
lets see…jared allen has lined up on the right (opp the LT) three times that i’ve noticed…first gets the strip sack then gets a coverage sack.
so let me ask you this…WHY THE FUCK HAS HE BEEN PLAYING ON THE LEFT THE MAJORITY OF THE FIRST HALF?!?!?!!?
is chilly really that bad?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:50 PM
id take mario williams over either of them, stats be damned. that guy is going to have a stretch of his career where he’s literally unblockable.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, I know Jay. I’m going though. Gameday still hasn’t announced where they’re going either.
Now I know how you felt about the Saints on Sunday though…
October 5th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
fuck yes!
October 5th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
helluva play by clay matthews…
October 5th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Oh goddammit now Peterson’s limping too. Fuck.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
and thats the reason why he will never be in best ever discussions
October 5th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
“Rex Ryan blitzes more than anybody.”
Except he didn’t blitz yesterday and the team got no sacks. But don’t let facts get in the way. We’re talking ESPN here.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Thought Gameday was going to Red Stick?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
get outta here with that noise. he’s in ihs third year…he’ll get it figured out.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
NDub: You see me puttin in work with a certain pornstar right now?
October 5th, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Yes.
Truce, souvenircity? I’m hurt by the Saints comment.
/actually it was good
October 5th, 2009 at 9:53 PM
that’s not even true…dick lebeau blitzes like fucking mad, and jimmy johnson blitzed like a fucking madman too. neither of them look/looked like pirates tho and gave cute quotes to the press.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
…and the team that played Rex yesterday knocked their QB on his ass like 35 times.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Wayyyy too many 3rd and longs so far for the Vikes.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
remember how good sidney rice was in college
October 5th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
yea…gregg williams is another guy who has no problem sending the house whenever the fuck he pleases. good call, jay.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Deal Jay. I’m just excited to attend my first college football game in two years. Last one I went to was Iowa v. NIU @ Soldier Field in 2007. I missed my last game as a student because my girlfriend at the time drank a 2 liter of white zin and puked all over outside the stadium and they wouldn’t let us in.
She never lived that down.
/still bitter
October 5th, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Ha ha ha. Yup. I commented to you. Keep up the good work.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Spencer – Ben is out there rihgt now.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Roethlisberger talking in the middle of the ring now with Jericho and Big Show.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Ben just brought out the entire Steelers offensive line.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:59 PM
I won’t even bust your balls. That makes me legitimately sad. I’m heading back to Atlanta for GT-VT on 10/17. That could be a target for Gameday, if, you know, the ACC didn’t schedule one of it’s marquee matchups for the same day as OU-Texas.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:00 PM
THAT’S A VINTAGE 1997 BRETT FAVRE INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:01 PM
harvin was wide open i could have hit him with a pass. quit acting like favre made the greatest throw ever.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Of course it’s coming back.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:01 PM
yea, im watchin.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Its nice that we’re playing against 17 guys instead of 11
October 5th, 2009 at 10:02 PM
why was the big show scared of the steelers OL? that makes no sense.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
seriously, screw these refs. unfuckingbelieveable
October 5th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
He handed that ball off the Peterson the same way he used to give it to Edgar Bennett. That brings back some memories.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
“He’s having a blast.”
Does that count?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Jon, ESPN’s not going to fire you. Kick it down a notch.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:04 PM
+1
but i liked his handoffs to dorsey levens a little better. it was like a gunslingin’ handoff.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Spencer – He had to back out of the ring. I’m sure part of the agreement is that Ben and Co. have no physical contact, with the chance of getting hurt in-season.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:04 PM
1992 practice? really?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:05 PM
DEGENERATION X!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:05 PM
chris jericho makes for a great comic foil. [runs hand through hair] really? i have a man crush on jericho. he is my favorite wrestler.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Yessir. Dorsey was the man. He was in the same men’s softball league I played in when I lived in Atlanta. He and Brian Jordan were on the same team.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Jericho is awesome on the mic. Best in wrestling right now. Not The Rock levels (but who is?), but he’s gotta be in the top 5-10.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Jon, if you missed Brett so much, why didn’t you trade for him last year?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
BIG BEN JUST DID THE CROTCH CHOP!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
they are gonna need a serious cleaning crew to get in that booth and clean up all the giz these guys are shooting re favre
October 5th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Damn it…. I am so a Big Ben fan now. Fuck.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:08 PM
spence when you type i will now hear big ben’s lame ass voice . he sounds how i think you and ndub sound like. ya hurd me dawg?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:08 PM
of course. still…he’d pwn those fools.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Look at how Brett wears that hat. Just like a kid in his backyard.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:09 PM
When I lived in Mississippi, I played in a charity softball tournament. The other team had Steve and Todd McNair, plus a bunch of their Alcorn State buddies. One of their at-bats lasted like 45 minutes.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:09 PM
JArred Allen is a fucking piece of shit.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:10 PM
jericho right now is toned down but when he lets loose he is just as good or better than the rock on the mic.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:10 PM
mrejr…fuck that noise. you ever read edsbs.com? that’s how i talk in real life, distinguished with the eloquence of a southern gentleman…definitely not like that poon big ben.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:10 PM
You know what you fucking mullet-haired hick? When you build a reputation for taking out quarterbacks knees, you’re going to hear shit from opposing teams when you smack around their QB. Fucking redneck.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:11 PM
i love watching him interact with his teammates
October 5th, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Should’ve been as big as the Rock, but had his knees cut out from under him constantly *cough*HHH*cough*
October 5th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Funny part about Levens and Jordan’s team was that they sucked. The field we played on was massive, and impossible to hit a softball out of, and Jordan routinely ripped grounders at the third baseman. They also had former Falcons long snapper Derek Rackley. But they sucked ass. I don’t think we ever lost to them.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
I need to get up and walk away; too much Favre. Not counting the halftime mentions.
109 Favre mentions to be exact (+/- 3 probably)
7 Rodgers/Favre comparisons
4 Just havin’ funs
Still only 2 MNF Favre of yore mentions.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
mrejr – you think spencer and I sound the same?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
i thought this was directed at me for a second. i was gonna be like “whoa ndub im just playing”
October 5th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
@SC – You are doing a service for the betterment of society. I commend you.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
That Shayne Graham FG in overtime looks like it was no good. I’ve seen it like 13 times now and I still think it’s no good.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
I miss Tom Jackson
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Mister Perfect > *
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
and i dont even have a bitchin mullet
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
That’s weird, I always assumed you sounded like “Buckice” as opposed to “Buckahhs”.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Am I the only idiot who dropped Menfenhall before I heard about Parker being out?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
mrejr – So it’s true that you have a mullet and are a hick ?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:14 PM
actually…i forgot i did this.
this is what i sound like.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:15 PM
no spence i dont read edsbs.com
October 5th, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Agreed. I even said “Wow, the Bengals were just the Bengals” because I thought it was pushed right. There’s gotta be another camera angle.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:16 PM
sorry…bad link. here’s the one i was on.
/like anyone gives a shit
October 5th, 2009 at 10:17 PM
i wish i was because ignorance is bliss and mullets are awesome
October 5th, 2009 at 10:17 PM
mrejr…you really should. it’s fuckin’ awesome.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Brock has a mullet.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
dude my blog plate is full.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:19 PM
spencer – what’s your reaction to Big Ben’s bit with JeriShow and DX?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:19 PM
I actually said this yesterday. I drafted Mike Sims-Walker in my pre-season draft, and half the people in my league had no clue who he was. I knew he was going to be big.
And then I cut him after week 1 for Devery Henderson. I didn’t get him back.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:20 PM
blog. plate. full?
i don’t understand this concept.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:21 PM
you’re goddamn right he does. if it was up to me he would be the only person on earth allowed to wear one until people prove they are worthy to have the same hairstyle as the walking swedish murder machine.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:21 PM
ndub…it was lame. i stopped watching…playing lessons form the pros with fred couples is on the golf channel.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:22 PM
basically im saying that if i read one more smart ass know it all writer i am gonna go fucking ballistic
October 5th, 2009 at 10:23 PM
What are the odds that Jared Allen was listening to Kid Rock before the game or at halftime?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:23 PM
to be honest, spencer hall is the best smart ass, know it all writer. plus…COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!! FTW!!!
/he hates OSU and tressel, you and him would get along swimmingly
October 5th, 2009 at 10:24 PM
smart money’s on david allan coe.
i’ll leave the googling up to you.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:24 PM
@younglefty – That’s a great observation. I’d say the chances are pretty damn good.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:25 PM
see i dont hate OSU as much as i just like pissing you off.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Jolly’s sloppy ass needs to tuck that jersey in, and why does Childress have a bootleg ass headset?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Hey Michele, you’ve got it set on “whore.”
October 5th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
im more of a pro football guy
October 5th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Nice unknown redneck singer to bring up. Bravo!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
how does kampman try and sack favre on that? hasn’t he seen that play a million times? he had a FB on him, and just gets let go…even in peewee you learn that means he’s going into the flat.
not good.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Are you implying that I don’t know who David Allan Coe is, or that I don’t know that Jared Allen’s a redneck?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:27 PM
touche.
refs suck in this game. they’ve missed three pretty blatant holds in two plays.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:27 PM
sheeeeit you dont grow up around here and not know who david allan coe is.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:28 PM
lefty…hey, not of all us are familiar with the musical stylings of david allan coe. im pretty sure none of the eastern people are that familiar with him.
kampman is pretty useless in a 3-4. i bet the bills trade for him in the offseason. they love undersized, white DE’s, right aaron schoebel?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
as long as you will let me is a song that will get the drunk girls singing. let me let me let me!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
ridiculous pass pro there
October 5th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
dropped him for baltimores kicker on wednesday
October 5th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Nice pass rush, Packers
October 5th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
I should have started Berrian over Purple Jesus at this point…
October 5th, 2009 at 10:30 PM
ugh…pathetic.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
That’s not the name of the song, but you’re right.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Robert Earl Keen > david allan coe
October 5th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
please god dont let favre win this game. i dont want to hear about him please? please god?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:32 PM
can i bum a chew off of someone?
/chances are good, yes
October 5th, 2009 at 10:32 PM
And I shouldn’t have listened to the Sanchez hype. That’s going to cost me a win.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:32 PM
you never even called me by my name is the name it slipped my mind. but gentlemen play that song in a bar full of drunk girls and they will know it and they will sing it. trust me
October 5th, 2009 at 10:34 PM
i know there was a hold, but the vikings return coverage, both punt and kickoffs, is TERRIBLE.
this will hurt badly them in the playoffs.
/ctrl+p
October 5th, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Yeah, but you don’t like Skoal, so…
October 5th, 2009 at 10:35 PM
That can be said year after year after year
October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
hey spence im about to slap a big ol’ chew in right now. hahaha sucks to be you as a sports fan,a person and a dipper. you should probably end your life.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
what flavor skoal?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
cherry
October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
yeah…vikings are just a better team right now…Pack can’t do anything if Favre has that much time.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Straight. None of that ghey flavored shit.
/glares at Jersey and mrejr
October 5th, 2009 at 10:37 PM
mrejr…it was rhetorical. i have a full can o’ kodiak right next to me and a half filled gatorade bottle on my chair’s armrest thingee.
boom. roasted.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I’m packin Mint longcut right now Spence.
I just need 5 points for the over… any 5 points will do.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:37 PM
a motor never stops from gruden! jesus maybe he beats you with his athleticism! maybe? no?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Jersry – Are those Janet Jackson’s boobs?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
In this broadcast booth WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
October 5th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
given the choice, i’ll go with the straight.
i might have to get some cope in a couple days.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
I’d like a Jennings TD on this drive. Then an AD TD next drive. It would clinch me my game.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:39 PM
wow you should just start chewing dog shit. seriously just go to the park and slap a pinch of dog poop in. you to spence
October 5th, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Jesus fucking Christ play some pass defense. I’m gonna be pissed if Rodgers and Co. cost me fifty bucks.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:40 PM
please…kodiak is the shit.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Just wait til Skoal comes out with mango or pineapple lefty. You’ll never hear the end of it from me.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:42 PM
mrejr Skoal’s got a new flavor called cherry apple heauxmeaux (h/t spencer) that’s right up your alley.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:42 PM
im out…yall have a good night.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:42 PM
October 5th, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Rogers has really got to stop taking these idiotic sacks. Dude looks like he’s the new Favre, trying to create a miracle on every play.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:44 PM
He’s down. No fumble. Throw to Jennings for fuck’s sake.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:44 PM
citrus blend jersey
October 5th, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Bet your bottom fuckin dollar they are. I know its weird, but this is my stupid retarded way of promoting breast cancer awareness on here.
(Gets on horse)
I’m a real big advocate for breast cancer awareness. It’s something that’s close to my heart. Seriously, if you have women in your family or even female friends you care about, just remind them to check themselves. And check your nuts fellas. The biggest way to beat cancer is to pay attention to our bodies.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:46 PM
gotta go for it
October 5th, 2009 at 10:47 PM
I say all that as I put tobacco in my mouth by the way. I’m a super de duper asshole.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
John Shoop currently running the Packers offense.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Citrus and vanilla are going to be my downfall in life. Period.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
I’m right with you on that one. That heinous shit took my best friend’s mom when we were in 7th grade.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
How do you drop that?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Whoa! Since when are Sofia Vergara’s melons on network TV?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Yep. This definitely isn’t an odd story since it happened in Boston.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:51 PM
is that head and sholders commercial the gheyest commercial ever done by a pro athlete
/NTTAWWT
October 5th, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Sad to ehar man. Seriously, fuck cancer.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:54 PM
https://www.skoalbrotherhood.com
jersey, lefty look.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:54 PM
No fucking way. Where? How? When?
October 5th, 2009 at 10:56 PM
This is fucking stupid. Blogging now getting more restrictions.
/getting in my round-up links via comments
October 5th, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Some ABC show called Modern Family. Al Bundy is in it too
October 5th, 2009 at 10:56 PM
SC that leaf story is hilarious. Would have been funny if he didn’t carry it all the time and retrieved it just to shoot the guy over leaves.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
This Packers pass D is horrendous. Zero pass rush, everybody getting open
October 5th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Brad Childress needs to consult his physician for his Favre related priapism. He’s got the best back in the league, and could’ve salted this thing away with a long drive (and scored me some fantasy points). Idiot.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:06 PM
I hate it when favre is good.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:08 PM
I’m out folks.
/10 hours of school orientation tomorrow
//FML
October 5th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
what was the final count SC?
October 5th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I love coming back and seeing the topics of discussion being chew and mullets.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
That’s what the world needed. a Jack Black video game
October 5th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Yeah SC that’s the other reason I came back, I mean, Favre’d to this comments section. What’s the count?
October 5th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
I don’t see why MN is punting this ball. why not give it to AP and lock the game up?
October 5th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
of course they down it on the 1, but still
October 5th, 2009 at 11:17 PM
oh boy there’s that diamond mart commercial again, for all you midwestern folks
hachi machi
October 5th, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Never knew Rogers was such an idiot…..Really dude? holding on to the ball in the End Zone? After all that has happened so far? Packers fans should tear this dude a new one.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:39 PM
everyone leave?
October 5th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
The stink that is Rogers has cleared the room.
October 5th, 2009 at 11:52 PM
I’d say less Rodgers and more O-line
October 5th, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Then you need to understand NFL football. You can’t hold the ball for 5 plus seconds everytime against a great Defensive front, then you can’t blame your line.
October 6th, 2009 at 12:07 AM
4-0
October 6th, 2009 at 1:08 AM
So because of their terrible offense line Aaron Rodgers is supposed to throw within 3 seconds every snap and when he doesn’t he’s making a mistake?
When Clifton comes back hopefully the line will come back together and this team will get going…no worries right now going forward, I’m happy that the Packers have the better quarterback
October 6th, 2009 at 3:53 AM
I don’t know what disappoints me more, mrejr being unaware of preimplant mickie james porn photos, or ndub not knowing gran torino.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:17 AM
AND DISLIKING CLINT EASTWOOD WHICH MEANS HE DOESN’T LIKE UNFORGIVEN