Owen Schmitt Gets Psyched By Bashing His Head with His Own Helmet … Blood is the Result
NFL October 11th. 2009, 5:29pm
Owen Schmitt, the wacky fullback of the Seattle Seahawks, pumped himself up during the player introductions by bashing his helmet into his head twice. A lot of blood was the result. A few stitches were required. Schmitt, you may recall from his days at West Virginia, is notorious for being batty. Video of the bashing and bleeding after the jump:
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October 11th, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Firsties!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
dumbass
October 11th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
I feel sorry for Texans Fan. There is no plausible explanation for that team.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Owen loves his mama.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:36 PM
I like how TBL Godfather breaks up some of our fights along with the declining discussions. Some folks definitely in Gen Y took up video games in place of reality, but of course that usually is their reality anyway.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Battle at Kruger was nuts! How did that young Buffalo survive? Great takeout tackle by the lioness.
I remember a game during Owen Schmitt’s senior season at WVU when he did this during a game because he fumbled or something. Hey, when you’ve got a hairlip like that, you might as well make the rest of the face ugly.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Or Jacksonville for that matter. But there are no Jaguars fans here.
Or anywhere else.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:39 PM
@ Jay, don’t forget the Redskins.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Ballz: Again don’t do what so many Americans do to lump all the “white folks” or “Europeans” together, especially not Italians and Greeks in higher populations on the East coast than elsewhere in the country.
Holy smokes dude, it was a total joke! Say it in a Wanda Sykes type voice and maybe you’ll get it. Wow, just wow.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Interception by…. Randy Moss
October 11th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
tom brady looks great with wes welker out there today.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
ThatsSoTavarisJackson 81.78 The Big Lead 46.62
Smells like victory.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
35-10 Falcons. Not a single interesting thing on right now. I’m about to replace my reality with some video games of interesting football.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Gus Ferotte’s head-butt concussion >>> douchebag’s bloody face
October 11th, 2009 at 5:44 PM
Vince McMahon is in love
October 11th, 2009 at 5:46 PM
I can’t believe Rick Reilly gets paid for writing this
October 11th, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Alright, I don’t know how to put links on this.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Ballz: Highlight your words, click LINK, then paste the link.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:49 PM
copy, paste, submit comment
October 11th, 2009 at 5:51 PM
next he is gonna put alka seltzer in his mouth to scare the defense.
/lil giants’d
October 11th, 2009 at 5:51 PM
I can’t believe Rick Reilly gets paid for writing this
October 11th, 2009 at 5:53 PM
+1 mr. daly. well played sir.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Reilly: I’ve spent more time around naked men than Jenna Jameson and the American Proctology Association combined.
as if that’s something to be proud of?
October 11th, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Rick Reilly sucks.
/fin
October 11th, 2009 at 5:56 PM
This morning on the shitter, I opened up the Naked Issue for the first time. There wazs no need for this. In the one pic, a chick is wearing a thong.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Looks like the tampon fell out of Brady’s vagina on that throw.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:57 PM
+1 to eddie for his honesty.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Hiroshima and Nagasaki are bidding for the 2020 Olympics? Their 200 miles apart!
October 11th, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Starting Matt Ryan, Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez. FTW, indeed, Jay.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Yea I saw that, too.
Zdeno Chara should be banned from everything.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Interesting (via the Falcons official twitter):
October 11th, 2009 at 6:04 PM
why the hell did I pick the niners?
4 loses now. Jesus Christ…
October 11th, 2009 at 6:07 PM
losses*
October 11th, 2009 at 6:07 PM
That USA-Honduras game last night was a classic. Should have been on TV. What a shame.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:08 PM
That Reilly column sucks. Yeah, it offered some humor. But why write it? Reilly sounds like a faggot.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Goddy White, 7-200-2
11:08 left in the third
October 11th, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Some fun with Bill Simmons Twitter:
sportsguy33 Touchdown, Ahmad Bradshaw. Never fails. I continue to hate fantasy football.
sportsguy33 Two TD’s for Ahmad Bradshaw. It’s not even 1:30 ET yet. BURN IN HELL FANTASY FOOTBALL! BURN IN HELL!
October 11th, 2009 at 6:10 PM
yeah i didnt see the point of his article. he could have just written “I have seen a lot of naked dudes. and I have a shitty sense of humor. the end”
October 11th, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Also, the St. Louis media are apparently revolting against laying down for the Cardinals and battle lines have been drawn. A series of great tweets, but this one is probably the best:
October 11th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
riley sucks now, but i really enjoyed his book “Who’s your Caddy”
his “long john” john daly section was especially funny
October 11th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
yeah i didnt see the point of his article. he could have just written “I have seen a lot of naked dudes. and I have a shitty sense of humor. the end”
I know. And how much does he make for that crap. I wonder if ESPN is smart enough to regret getting him yet. Simmons is the man, Reilly is officially a joke.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
was Dre Bly showboating on that return before he fumbled?
looked like he touched his head like Deion?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Roddy White is very fast
October 11th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CELEBRATING?!
October 11th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Ill be surprised if Bly sees another snap this game
October 11th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
I will assume that his two other RBs are Larry Bird and Tony Conigliaro.
/stereotype’d
October 11th, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Andre Ethier was just a single short of the cycle last night when he came up for his last at bat and I didn’t realize it until after the game. Blame it on more shitty TBS announcers and beer.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:20 PM
It’s nice of ESPN to lead on ESPN.com with the bengals winning insted of their Red Sox being eliminated.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Gostkowski “fractionally” missed that field goal–Jim Nantz.
If he would have missed by 20 yards, he would have still missed it “fractionally.”
/jmorris
October 11th, 2009 at 6:22 PM
how is this a joke:
“We’re eating with two of the three ghostbusters.”
-”Actually, I was never in ghostbusters.”
October 11th, 2009 at 6:22 PM
ESPN’s leading with the Bengals?
/jay gives ESPN the golf clap
October 11th, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Ankiel = Ricky Vaughn
October 11th, 2009 at 6:27 PM
they usually dedicate a half hour of sportscenter to things the nation is mourning so slow down with the golf clap.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:28 PM
They don’t have MLB postseason, of course the NFL (their money maker) gets the nod.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:28 PM
how is this a joke:
“We’re eating with two of the three ghostbusters.”
-”Actually, I was never in ghostbusters.”
A) it’s funny because Chevy Chase hasn’t been funny in 20 years.
B) There were FOUR Ghostbusters. No doubt he left out Winston on purpose, because he’s racist.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Oh, I forgot to say, it’s not funny to anyone but Seth MacFarlane.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Hernia – This is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Bravo. Bravo.
/Standing ovation
October 11th, 2009 at 6:34 PM
+1 hernia
October 11th, 2009 at 6:38 PM
the uncle leo post made me laugh TSH
October 11th, 2009 at 6:40 PM
That is funny hernia. Fritos jalapeno cheddar dip=mana of the gods.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:44 PM
My only goal in life is to outlive the idiots on my HS team that headbutted other player in the helmet without wearing one themselves.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Eat shit, Levis, for your trash commercials. That was near abortion levels.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:46 PM
That Levis commercial has to be the most pretentious, hatable commercial of all time.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Damn it, I missed the commercial.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Was it another one of those “pretty white kids who can afford expensive jeans running in slow motion with a freaky narrator” commercials?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
you got something against us stylish pretty white kids?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
I was giving them the clap for the Bengals because they didn’t take the easy way out and lead with the Cowboys.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
the levis commercial need more dudes just having fun out there.
/wrangler’d
October 11th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
what was it about?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:49 PM
And now the Texans have tied the Cardinals. I don’t understand that team at all.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:49 PM
When you’re in those commercials, yes. The new Levis campaign is fucking horrible.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:50 PM
GSN-Moleman was right on the mark. Almost like he actually watched it….
October 11th, 2009 at 6:51 PM
Did they force Belichick to wear that hat/
October 11th, 2009 at 6:51 PM
TExans right back into it. 21-21. Schaub to Johnson again.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:51 PM
Nah my TV is off, but those commercials have been out for a few weeks. They make no fucking sense whatsoever.
/doesn’t own a pair of bluejeans
October 11th, 2009 at 6:52 PM
go forth and change the world but only if you’re wearing our awesome levis. otherwise just stay at home and get fat.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:52 PM
they couldn’t have been worse than the old Calvin Klien ads.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:52 PM
He’s doing it for TBL. Wants to be in a post tomorrow.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Andre Johnson > Zeus
October 11th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Way to come back, Texans. Now it’s the Niners turn!!
October 11th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Safari pants for you?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:53 PM
I sort of lobbed that up there for someone, didn’t I? haha
October 11th, 2009 at 6:54 PM
mole only wears hoodies and shorts…the shorts to show off his bob kelso-like calves and the hoodie to say “im not conforming to your standards of dress…mainly because i really like the pocket on the front..it’s handy”
October 11th, 2009 at 6:55 PM
they couldn’t have been worse than the old Calvin Klien ads
I was born in ‘82, but they’re worse.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:56 PM
A hanging curveball if I must say. Thank you.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Oh really? haha
October 11th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
i disagree. the only jeans campaign worth a damn is the one for bad idea jeans
October 11th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Uh that’s actually deadly accurate, for the most part. I wear shorts like ten months of the year, but mainly because I HATE getting the bottom of pants wet. Plus they’re just more comfortable. And as for hoodies … well, they’re comfortable too, and man, is that pocket convenient.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:57 PM
You can make contact. The ball was deflected.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
He threw that flag for taunting before he taunted. Explain that one.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
are you kidding? that’s taunting? really? what a joke.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
That’s a shady ass flag on New England. He threw it before Merriweather did anything.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Wow. Referee covering his ass with that lie of a flag.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Is it Brady time?
October 11th, 2009 at 6:59 PM
jay – i think simms said they threw 2 flags, one for interference (which you saw) and one for taunting. but pass was tipped, so 1st one picked up
October 11th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
if the pats dont win by 3, this will have been a disaster of a gambling weekend for me.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
ah man, AMC is airing ‘rain Man” tonight. Watch the Yankees (possibly) close it out, or watch Rain Man?
/not a real question
October 11th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
I didn’t see the second flag and I don’t trust Phil Simms.
But, TBL, if that’s true then it makes more sense.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:00 PM
ooooo, nice pick six by AZ! finally they stop the 21 straight by Houston
Schaub lofted a bad pass out there with 2:30 left. ouch.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Still Chip Caray, huh? So…you want me to change the channel?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:01 PM
KMart sucks, Ray
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
If I were a Broncos player I’d not even leave the locker room with that fucking ugly uniform on. Wow, they are so terrible.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Boy oh boy am I glad I started MJD and Jacobs.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Football Night In American leads witht the Cowboys. Are you kidding me?!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Maybe if these assclowns didn’t go crazy every time they made a play they wouldn’t get called for taunting?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
There is no fucking way these Broncos jerseys are worse than the orange ones they wore last week.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Ok, that was pretty bad. They are both awful.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:03 PM
mole stereotypes were made because most of the time they are true. i know what you look like and i knew you were a shorts all year round with a hoodie type(read: hippy commie). im a hoody all year type of dude myself but i wear pants unless im parked near a grade school then all bets and clothing are off!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Well, they DID beat the powerhouse that is the Kansas City Chiefs…
October 11th, 2009 at 7:04 PM
All I can figure is that Merriweather said something.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Totally agreed, jpq. The problem with that flag is that the ref threw it before the taunt. Because he wanted to call PI or a late hit, but niether was true, so he called the flag a taunt, because after the toss, Meriweather did the gesture.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:04 PM
I’ve got an adidas hoodie I’v had since high school that is literally falling apart but I still wear it all the time. Whenever I go home my mom tries to throw it out. I’ve pulled that shit out of the trash and rag piles many a time.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Great win, great win.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:05 PM
wait until you see those neon orange jerseys the Dolphins are wearing tomorrow on MNF
/inside info’d
October 11th, 2009 at 7:05 PM
I kthought I knew you from somewhere…
October 11th, 2009 at 7:05 PM
I was just hoping to get a quick Bengals-Ravens highlight during the Pats-Broncos commercial break. But noooooo. Ugh.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:06 PM
what’d i say about Brady looking good? Terrible pass there. Gosh the broncos are going to win this, and i will be sort of happy because i loathe all things pats
October 11th, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Forty fucking five to ten. What happened coach? Is this the price I pay for a Dodgers sweep?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:06 PM
WHOa
texans already drove downfield? 1st and goal need a TD to tie, one min left
October 11th, 2009 at 7:07 PM
They returned the kick 67 yards TBL.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:07 PM
God damn it. Last time I make pics drunk at 3 am.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
love that shovel pass!
Texans will score for sure … head to OT?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Brady has sucked dick all season, except for the last 2 minutes of the Bills game, but nobody wants to say it
October 11th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
what’d i say about Brady looking good? Terrible pass there. Gosh the broncos are going to win this, and i will be sort of happy because i loathe all things pats
I wasn’t gonna say anything.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
God damn it. Last time I make pics drunk at 3 am.
No it isn’t
October 11th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
I really hope Pavanno gets 10 comebackers to the face, and then someone from the crowd throws a glass jar of Ragu at him.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
That potholes accent makes me horny.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
i know. i can’t stand by that statement haha.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Of course the Cowboys are the top story!
The MSM needs to position this game as:
*Tony Romo “comes of age”
*Miles Austin > TO
/Feed the beast, baby. Feed the beast.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
kris brown, denied!
3rd and goal from the 1
October 11th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
great play fake
but schaub overthrew the defender! he caught it, but one foot on the line
October 11th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
I really hope Pavanno gets 10 comebackers to the face, and then someone from the crowd throws a glass jar of Ragu at him.
It’s not his fault the Yankees spend money like Paris Hilton on PCP.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Yeltik?
but lol. it sounds like Brittany Spears.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:11 PM
You obviously never lived around anyone with that accent. It’s turrible.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:11 PM
Were you my high school gym teacher mole?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Is it me, or has the possession arrow been stuck on the ATL all day?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I think Darnell Dockett just stuff the Texans three times at the goal line.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:13 PM
You obviously never lived around anyone with that accent. It’s turrible
Your right, I haven’t.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Matt Ryan and the 32+ fantasy points he put up for me today are okay with it.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
LA area baseball fans > LA area football fans
October 11th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Was that Tyler Hasborough?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
So is Hansbrough finding that black chick’s dog while she just sends out a text message a metaphor for him being so hard working and his black teammates being lazy and relying on him?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
sammy morris fumbles. idiot. pats somehow recover.
how is sammy morris your No. 1 back?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
BRADY TIME INDEED!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
and now brady fumbles. they didnt get this one back.
arm going forward?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Kyle Orton just wins games
October 11th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
New England in a massive state of CHOKE right now. First Red Sox… now Patriots?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
LA area baseball fans > LA area football fans
True. Football fans are split by the 49ers, Cowboys, Raiders trio. United by a common hatred of the Chargers.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
I’ve asked this before and no one has ever been able to answer me.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
So Denver and Cincinnati, not exactly the pushovers they were expected to be this week, huh?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
We got no slow mo replay of the Brady fumble. Thanks CBS.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
AND NOW MORENO FUMBLES!
no review??
October 11th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
So is Hansbrough finding that black chick’s dog while she just sends out a text message a metaphor for him being so hard working and his black teammates being lazy and relying on him?
Thats a hell of an interesting point.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Wilfork looks a lot fatter in white
October 11th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Moreno is lucky, that ball was out
October 11th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Both of those plays absolutely should have been reviewed. Wow.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
no it is a metaphore that no matter what the pacers try to do he will not leave the UNC campus and still shows up to basketball practice even though roy williams has told security to not let him in.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I wasn’t actually poking fun, either. Today has proved my pacman analysis.
Totally agree that Moreno fumble should’ve been reviewed. Ball was moving around on the way down.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Hmmm. Yesterday the Niners were a playoff shoe-in. Today they have the same record as the Cowboys.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I said last week I thought that the Romeo Crennel Coors Light commercial was racist.
/the big black man loooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvves all the ladies
October 11th, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Today has proved my pacman analysis.
?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Yeah, but they’re not already out of their division race. And the 49ers still get to play some shitty teams from their division and the NFC North. Plus, they’re already 3-0 in division.
San Fran is in much better shape, IMO
October 11th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Angels sweep. Dodgers swept last night. Raiders blown the fuck out. Niners blown the fuck out.
HEnce the > analysis.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
that Mrs. pacman was better
October 11th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Vince Wilfork has a side boob from the front.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:22 PM
When did Fosters start making commercials again? it was about a decade since the last batch.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Tend to the widow-pacman.
I love that poodle driving Bud light commercial.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
How much will the handshake be analyzed after this game? Especially if the Hoodie loses to Hoodie Lite.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
HEnce the > analysis.
Oh, ok. the > is pacman. Got it. We still love our football here. Just tired of being forced to watch the Chargers and Raiders every sunday. It’s ridiculous.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
that’s a pick!
Orton threw a pick!
how can they call that a catch????
October 11th, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Because it was obviously a catch.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:26 PM
This game sure turned into a crap fest. Cleveland and Buffalo outta be contracted for that bullshit display today. SF outscored both teams combined.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Correct on the >.
Regional coverage is a pain in the arse. I get NFC North here. The Bears are boring (sorry mrejr), the Lions suck (although they’re my team) and the Vikings… well, I get Brett Favre, Brett Favre, Brett Favre. The Pack always seem to elude me.
I could not live with the Raiders every week. Poor sap.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Asschin is looking anxious.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
I could not live with the Raiders every week. Poor sap
They even showed the Giants-Raiders game today. Glad I slept till noon.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Glad I slept till noon.
I was up late watching “Grizzly Man” on the Green Network. Absolutely riveting. Just, wow. Chilling stuff.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
This is very funny to me. Of all the years of Tom Brady in the NFL, I’ve never heard anyone call him that.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
October 11th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Eddie Royal with cheese (copyright CGB) is not happy with that.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
I fucking hate Randy Moss. He broke Jesus’ record while playing in 4 more games. Rips my heart out. 22 TD’s in 12 games is still the record in the Ballz houshold. Now and forever.
/Mooninites’d
October 11th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
I used to be a Brady fan. Now I hate him almost as much as Jeter
October 11th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Still not a big OchoCinco fan, but I like this.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:33 PM
your face is boring!
/yeah i went there!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Yes you, the retard with the dumb question?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
lol best coached team in the league lines up a foot offside on the biggest play of the game.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
I was up late watching “Grizzly Men” on the Mike Greenberg Network
Ok, that was kinda funny, but seriously, has anyone else seen or heard of that documentary?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
keek ball win game
October 11th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
That was a dumb throw on 3rd down… Coulda been picked. Coulda had a sack or offensive PI too.
Dumb McDaniels.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Plutonians are to suck
October 11th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
like the jim nantz dig at OT: “Brady could lose today in OT, and never touch the football.”
October 11th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
NAILED IT
October 11th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
So are we done with the Brady clutch thing? Or we going to do what we always do: blame everyone else on the team.
/ESPN roundtable
October 11th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Take that Boston.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
HANDSHAKE HANDSHAKE HANDSHAKE!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
OH NO BELLICHEK DIDN’T SHAKE HIS HAND
October 11th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
You know Belichick sees him
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUICIDE RATES JUST INCREASED 100x IN BOSTON!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
http://thebiglead.com/?p=24156&cpage=4#comment-531579
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Josh McDaniels is amped up. Wow.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
I guaranfuckingtee this is a huge story tomorrow if Bellichek doesn’t find him.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
did they not shake?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:37 PM
he doesnt look like he fucking cares.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
That might be the first time in history that Bill Belichick actually looks for the other coach to shake his hand.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Kind of hard to not like the guy after seeing that.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Did Denver just win the Super Bowl? Wow. Relax, fellas.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
I gotta admit, I didn’t like McDaniels after the whole Cutler thing (I’m almost as big a Cutler fan as spencer), but I’m coming around on him.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
mcdaniels is getting to be more likeable.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
McDaniels might’ve shaken every NE coach’s hand except Belichick. Just couldn’t find each other.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Assuming you didn’t watch the replay?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Did Bob Ley fly all the way back from Honduras to do OTL this morning?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Triston I like that it clearly wasn’t even a pick, if anything it was a fumble. But it wasn’t.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
That’s three “I kinda like McDaniels” posts in a row, gents.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
simmons on twitter. ha!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Did Denver just win the Super Bowl? Wow. Relax, fellas.
Mike, I could give a shit about the Broncos, but what do you expect them to do? They just skewered all off-season and they are 5-0, and McDaniels just got a “walk-off” against the man who made him a HC in the NFL.
Watch a replay of the Dolphins when they beat the Ravens to avoid going 0-16. The owner was crying, and grown men were making love at midfield
October 11th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
dangers of fantasy football: Feeling San Fran, i started the D in all 3 leagues. feeling Massoquoi at WR, i started him two. Neither did anything.
I went 0-3 this week.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Bill Simmons tweet:
October 11th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Well no wonder the Boston teams all lost, Black guys are in charge today!
/rimjob
October 11th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
I don’t know why the yanks can’t figure out Pavano. At all.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Damnit mrejr!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
ndub you’re too slow i posted it already! -2.3 and a loss of downs!
October 11th, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Insert Tigers for Yanks and I felt this way four times this year until that four-game series two weeks ago. The guy sucks against everyone else.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
swisher started walking to first on ball three hahaha
October 11th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
then he strikes out. fantastic.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Let’s not get carried away. I’m sure Denver will lose their next
1098 in a row due to their schedule.October 11th, 2009 at 7:47 PM
pfff, nice throw Punto.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:47 PM
rule #32
October 11th, 2009 at 7:48 PM
This coaches clicker segment is one of the levels of hell.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:51 PM
So those fuelmax tires save you seventy five dollars over the course of the tire? I’m sure that’s worth the extra money they cost.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Great premise, piss poor execution.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Im watching the Sports Reporters on DVR and something occured to me: Mike Lupica has no penis.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Still say the Broncos go at best 8-8. 7-9 still feels right.
And a division title with either of those records due to Norv.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
orton future hall of famer?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
no, the jets already did in week 2, remember?
October 11th, 2009 at 7:55 PM
people calling the station to say that Obama deserved the prize. Their reasons are hysterical.
October 11th, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Now if Garnett only ripped up his ACL getting outta the shower tonight…
October 11th, 2009 at 8:00 PM
if namath can get in why not orton?
October 11th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
/If I got the Noble Peace Prize for not murdering Mangini, I wouldn’t return it
October 11th, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Attn: TBS
Re: Interviews
Dear sirs/madams:
We don’t need an interview with Ron Hardenhire every game. We also don’t need an interview with Joe Girardi every game. Also, please don’t put Chip Caray on anything ever again.
P.S. – The George Lopez Show looks Hi-LARIOUS! Please keep the promos coming.
Tootles,
GSG
October 11th, 2009 at 8:02 PM
is there a live stream so we can hear the genius reasons?
October 11th, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Anderson was 2-17 passing and the browns won. he just finds a way to win.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Upm just called a pitch that was at Teixeira’s eye level a strike. Apparently he coached Robinson Cano and Vlad Guerrero.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
it’s the Alan Hunt show. it streams on that.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:05 PM
There’s a new post. I’m feeling cold and lonely.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Tex just got hosed. We need to just let the computer call balls and strikes.
October 11th, 2009 at 8:06 PM
the post isn’t loading for me
October 11th, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Tiki too busy thinking about himself to remember the Broncos played the Patriots.